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December 30, 2018

Greetings one and all! We have come to the end of another year of Anger Central. It's been an interesting year for the Webmaster. He has completed his first full year of gainful employment since the end of 2015 and is slowly rebuilding his finances. The former Mrs. Webmaster has returned to the Anger Central Primary Dwelling, (And is currently polluting the air with the aroma of cooking fish) and there is no snow on the ground yet. (Yay Global Warming!)

As to what the new year will bring, we have absolutely no idea. We shall find out in a couple of days. Enjoy your New Years Eve and (Insert Community Service Notice Here), don't get behind the wheel of a car if you've been imbibing in New Years Cheer.

Until Next Year...

Stay Angry!

December 23. 2018

Greetings all and Merry Christmas! (Screw that "Seasons Greetings" crap) We hope you've completed your shopping. The Webmaster did a few weeks ago with a mass purchase of Amazon Gift Cards. (Not to Angry Sister. The Webmaster will NOT be playing "Yankee Swap" again) The Webmaster will be visiting family on Christmas Eve, which works for him since he is working Christmas Day. He's also been informed he will be doing 12 hour shifts to cover for his Real World Job's Vietnam office when they vanish for Tet.

On the back end, the Angry Systems Administrator has been trying to decipher just what the heck Amazon is up to with their associates program. It's beginning to look more and more like "Screw over everyone" who is a small time player. If we do get screwed out of our earnings, we will just give up on any ads. As it is, we've noticed that searches on Googlag seem to not bring us up any longer.

Until Next time...

Stay Angry!

December 16, 2018

Greetings all. The Webmaster has been on vacation this week and will be on vacation until Wednesday when he has to return to his Real World Job. (Waaah!) However, there were two work events he attended. (Free food? Hell yes he was going!) One of them was an evening team building exercise at a local bowling alley,  We think it's safe to say that any real bowlers would be horrified at what that gang of miscreants considered "Bowling." (Throwing up to 6 balls at once down the lane as an example)

It looks like he wasn't the only one on vacation this week. We had no new rants come in. On the flip side, the Webmaster has informed us that he has a lot of blog posting in the queue, just waiting to be written and posted.

The Webmaster has also finished his Christmas shopping. (Bah! Humbug!)

The Webmaster also picked up his snow blower from the local shop. We don't think he will use them again. They are good at fixing things, but they are incredibly slow. The Webmaster, along with the Angry Groundskeeper, dropped off the machine for servicing in September! Three months for what probably took a few hours to fix. Unacceptable.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

December 10, 2018

Greetings all. The Webmaster had the weekend shift and this is why this week's update has been delayed. Our fearless hero is off today and, in fact, is off until next Wednesday. Yes, he's burning vacation time in order not to lose it.

We're still working through the Amazon ad system now in place. According to the reports we're seeing, we are getting hits and occasional sales through the links. Unfortunately, Amazon doesn't think they're worthy of actually paying us.

Speaking of Amazon, they recently opened a warehouse near the Webmaster's real world job. The Webmaster likes to burn off some energy by walking around during his lunch hour. He is in walking distance of the warehouse. What he finds amusing is all the private cars going in and out of there. It seems Amazon has set up an uber like delivery system in the area.

On the rants front, we had one come in last night so this update won't be a complete waste of time.

And in conclusion, the Webmaster has completed his Christmas shopping. Thank God for the Internet!

Until Next time...

Stay Angry!

December 2, 2018

Greetings all. Well, the annual silly season is upon us, and we must all go and smash each other in the face at the malls looking for Christmas deals. As usual, The webmaster is bitching about Christmas. At least he can afford to buy a few things. the problem for him is "What sort of things should he buy?

In other news, It looks like our traffic has dropped to pretty much nothing. Mostly we see a few people coming in, however it's mostly the search bots rummaging around. We suspect that Googlag is playing with the results, but that isn't unexpected. This site doesn't tow their line.

President George H.W. Bush died a few days ago. I found him to be a disappointment after President Reagan. He was just a globalist, statist Uniparty tool and once in office, began undoing everything Ronald Reagan had done.

In keeping with the traffic reports, we had one new rant come in. We recall when we would get 30-50 a week. Oh well.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

November 25, 2018

Greetings all! Hopefully, you've all gotten over the tryptophan overdose from last Thursday. For those of you who braved the malls on Black Friday, Obamacare doesn't cover those injuries. They're considered self inflicted.

The Webmaster spent Black Friday working in the office. He volunteered to cover the holiday since technically the U.S. office was closed. However, the company needed to provide 24/7 coverage, so our Hero was happy to serve. The 2 extra days off didn't hurt either. :)

The day was generally uneventful, although one of the managers from our European offices contacted the Webmaster to see how things are going. He hadn't seen any issues, and made the comment that most Americans don't shop online on Black Friday. They prefer to wade in and brawl their way to the deals.

On the rants front, we had a doozy come in. Some CommuNazi decided to indulge in some projecting and accused anyone who supported President Trump of being a racist. the dumbass even accused the Webmaster of being a racist, demonstrating that he was a moron. The idiot even started making threats. The Note from Anger Central was blistering, as you would expect.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!!

November 18, 2018

Greetings all. Well the midterm elections are behind us, and in no surprise to many, the CommuNazis, aka Democrats stole enough elections to take the House. However, they failed to take the Senate and that's where the "Magic" will be for the long term.

This week is also Mass Murder of our Avian Friends day, aka Thanksgiving. This is followed by the infamous "Black Friday" when mobs of people storm the malls looking for deals. The Webmaster stupidly volunteered to work that day and isn't looking forward to it. However, the 2 extra days off will be rather nice.

We had no incoming rants since the last update, which is rather surprising. We thought that with the election, people would be screaming to the high heavens. Oh well, so be it.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

November 5, 2018

Greetings all. This update is a bit late. The Webmaster had to work last weekend at his Real World Job.

Tomorrow is Election Day for the Republican Party. Everyone who intends to vote for the Republican Candidates should do so tomorrow. For those who are voting for the Democrats, November 7th is their voting day.

Things have been fairly quiet here at Anger Central. We're still working on the new Amazon format for adds on the main site, which is why some simply don't show up. The ones on the Blog are working fine however, not that it's producing much for us. Amazon keeps changing the rules, so we don't see a lot of, or any, actual income.

We had one rant come in late yesterday, otherwise we would have had none at all.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

October 28, 2018

Greetings all. Well, the Webmaster's vacation is coming to an end and it's back to his real world job tomorrow. Even more fun, he gets to work for the next 7 days, since he's scheduled to work next weekend. This also means that updates next week to the main web site may be delayed.

Not a lot going on in the offices of Anger Central. A couple of new shows dropped on Netflix and we expected the Webmaster to lock himself in the Anger Central Entertainment Center and render it uninhabitable, but apparently the new series weren't worth binging, just watching a few episodes at a time.

We're still going through the new Amazon system, trying to see how we actually earn anything from it. It's beginning to look like Bezo's Bozos have really put the screws to small low traffic web sites. We're also still working on getting the damn code to work on the main site.

Oh well...

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

October 21, 2018

Greetings all. The Webmaster is taking this week off from his Real World Job, and not a moment to soon. His stress levels are going through the roof, as are everyone's on his team. This us due to the increasing workload and the staffing levels. We're hoping that the New Owners and the New Year will bring in more money for expansion. Currently, the company is doing very well.

Here at Anger Central, the Angry Systems Administrator is looking at new computers for the office. The ones we have currently are coming up on 10 years old. They do the job, just not as well as we would like. We've also been redoing our Amazon advertising, for all the good it will do. It looks like Bezo's buttheads are basically killing any low traffic sites, such as ours. Oh they aren't booting us off, they just aren't considering the small level of sales we generate to be worthy of paying us.

The Webmaster has also heard a new term to refer to the CommuNazi party members. NPC's, which stands for Non-Player Characters. It's something out of computer games and is apparently driving the Morons at Twitter nuts. We're still researching this and the Webmaster is trying to decide if it's worth of a post, but it seems that any mention of NPC on Twitter promptly gets the poster banned.

Well, it's time to "Vacation."

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

October 14, 2018

Greetings all. All's quiet on the Anger Central front. We had 2 new rants come in. All our systems are functioning within specifications, and the Webmaster is relaxing.

Of course, things are jumping on the Blog, The Webmaster has a number of posts he's working on, to be posted during the week. On the backend, the Webmaster tends to do his blog writing over the weekend and release the posts during the week. He generally just doesn't have the time during the week to do much writing. (He is also very tired from his Real World Job as well and has little interest in staring at a computer)

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

October 7, 2018

Greetings all. It's been an interesting week. We finally have a new Supreme Court Justice, and literally, the first rant on Justice Kavanaugh came in before the final confirmation vote had been taken. We replied in a Note, and we're fairly certain the response will drive the poster to new levels of madness.

In the Webmaster's Real World workplace, things are ramping up. Our new person is finally able to start doing some of the tasks the Webmaster has been doing, freeing up the Webmaster for other tasks that, due to our staffing levels, (Not enough), have been slipping. In fact, one of the things happening for Our Hero is vacation time. He's taking tomorrow off and has a week' vacation coming up soon. He has to burn off quite a few hours or lose them. One thing he will finally be able to do is get his access to one of the client's networks squared away. He's going to need at least an hour for that and just hasn't had the time. He's also going to finally get a lunch hour for the first time in months!!

The former Mrs. Webmaster is doing well and working hard at her job. She and the Webmaster are, if not back together, are sharing the Anger Central Primary Dwelling again. The former Mrs. Webmaster has taken control of the food storage systems and filled them to the brim with pork and fish. (The Webmaster really hates fish too sadly)

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

September 30, 2018

Good day all. It was a rather quiet week here. No new rants came in. However, on the back end we had some issues that required moving the entirety of Anger Central to a new server. The migration was a success and the patient lived.

All in all, quiet. In fact, it's been to quiet. That makes everyone here rather nervous.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

September 23, 2018

Good day all. Well, some interesting news from the Webmaster's Real World Job. First, the company the webmaster works for has been sold. In the past, this usually means the Webmaster will be looking for a new job after the layoffs. However, the company is growing like crazy and we are suffering form a shortage of people. In other words, we're hiring, including for the Webmaster's group.

Also, the Angry Brother In-law resigned last week. We won't go into the reasons, but suffice to say he was forced to work with a toxic personality who refused to help train him up. He was also not getting the support he needed from his managers in dealing with this person. The Webmaster was, f course, aware of his unhappiness and wasn't surprised when he came over Friday and said he was leaving now.

A number of people were shocked at his resignation, including everyone in the Webmaster's group. The Angry Brother In-Law was very popular and far more helpful then the other person. The Webmaster was working a ticket when he say the CIO and his former manager talking and while he wasn't listening, (He was way to busy), he did here the name of the Angry Brother In-Law mentioned and that the CIO was going to look into what he said during his exit interview. The CIO is a very sharp cookie and respected in the office. The Angry Brother In-Law already has one job lined up and a potential second offer in the wings, both for a lot more money.

Over on the blog, we have been seeing some issues. We have reported this to the hosting company and they are looking into it. It looks like problems with the MySQL database, and it isn't just the Musing of the Angry Webmaster that's experiencing a problem. The main site doesn't use a database, so is not affected.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

September 16, 2018

Good day all. We hope you enjoyed the shenanigans by the Mostly Stupid Media regarding Hurricane Florence. Those morons took a potentially dangerous storm, (And it appears that, sadly, several people died during it), and tried to make it a media event. The Weather Channel has now joined the rest of the circus clowns in the MSM Swamp.

The Webmaster's Real World Job is getting stressful. The workload is increasing but not the number of people to handle the load. We have a new person coming in, but that is to replace one that left. We need at least 2 more and their is a possibility that one our current members may transfer to another team.

We had just a couple of new rants come in this week. Otherwise it's been rather quiet.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

September 9, 2018

Good day all. Well, it seems some scumbag managed to hack one of our email accounts last week and use it for spamming. As soon as the Angry Systems Administrator detected it, he reset the passwords and killed the spammer. (We have been told it was a suicide and that is the Angry System Administrators story and he's sticking to it) We're still getting bounce backs from failed delivery attempts.

The former Mrs. Webmaster's sister is visiting from China. That makes 3/4 of the sisterhood currently in the United States. The former Mrs. Webmaster's other sister recently became an American citizen. :) The Former Mrs. Webmaster also had to make a trip to the Immigration office for new pictures and fingerprints. She's renewing her green card. It seems to be much faster then the last time. She was in and out in minutes and should get her card in the mail.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

September 2, 2018

Good day all. It's been a busy week for the Webmaster at his Real World Job. His team is shorthanded and other offices are unloading their work on his office. He just picks things up, grumbles a bit, and then does the job, along with all the others in his office. (There is a bit of a joke. His teammates will hear him growl and say "Uh oh! The Angry Webmaster is growling at a ticket. Take cover!" Hello, what part of "Angry" Webmaster did you people miss?)

It's Labor Day weekend, so the Webmaster has the day off tomorrow. He does need it too. Speaking of which, his team gathered together to see who had vacation time that needed to be use. Once again, the Webmaster leads the pack and will be taking almost 3 weeks off before the end of the year. He's also volunteered to work on Black Friday and get an additional 2 days of comp time off. :)

We had 4 new rants come in this week. Otherwise, it's quiet.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

August 26, 2018

Good day all. It's been a very busy week at the Webmaster's Real World Job. His team is short staffed and it's showing. The Webmaster has been forced to work straight through his normal breaks. He isn't alone in this, and his team lead does try to make people take their lunch hours.

In other news, The Former Mrs. Webmaster has moved back in with the Webmaster for a while. Her roommate is moving and she lost her place to stay. Since the breakup between the two wasn't nasty, (And honestly, not the Webmaster's idea), he had no problem inviting her back in. Who knows? :)

Also, the former Mrs. Webmaster's appointment for her picture and fingerprints has come through. She is renewing her green card, (Being law abiding legal resident alien), so this is a "Can't miss" appointment. Interestingly, for those who may recall, getting her original visa and green card was a nightmare of delays and bureaucratic incompetence. We submitted online about two weeks or so ago and this is moving incredibly fast. We think this is due to President Trump.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

August 19, 2018

Greetings all. Once again, our fearless leader, the Angry Webmaster, has been called upon to fill in during the weekend shift at his Real World Job. This time he's splitting the shift with someone else. The person who he's filling in for had a critical family emergency at the last minute so no problem. The Webmaster was happy to help. He can try to mow the 2 feet of lawn next weekend.

The former Mrs. Webmaster has been stopping by the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. The Webmaster is assisting her in renewing her green card. Surprisigly, this is moving a lot faster then the original green card application. She has already received the notice that an appointment has been scheduled for her prints and picture.

Back to the Webmaster's Real World Job, the company is looking to hire new people and replacements for transfers and resignations. There is at least one slot available in the Webmaster's team and two slots in the team the Angry Brother inLaw works on.

Unfortunately, the Webmaster is maintaining his policy of not talking about who he works for or what the company actually does. He likes his job, the people he works with and would like to keep this job.

However, if you live in the North Eastern United States, in the state known for it's granite, pop over to the blog and use the contact links. You must be in the computer field of course.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

August 12, 2018

Greetings all. It's been an interesting week at the Webmaster's Real World Job. We won't go into details, (For obvious reasons), other than to say that the webmaster's team made a recommendation to fix a problem. Originally the recommendation, which would have required action by another team in a far away land, to do something was rejected. The primary reason was, they just didn't want to do it. However, someone didn't get the word and "Accidently" did what we recommended. Lo and behold, the problem appears to have been fixed.

The Webmaster's team leader, who, after several days trying to get this resolved had taken the day off, was notified via text. The team lead sent a one word reply. "VINDICATED!"

On the rants front, we had four come in. We also had a wonderful scam message come in that the Angry Systems Administrator decided to deal with. He posted an article on the Blog this morning about it and how to deal with it. (Some days we really worry about him. He might actually know how to get his hands on a Hellfire missile)

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

August 5, 2018

Greetings all. It's been very quiet here this week. The Webmaster has been working like a fiend at his Real World Job. The team the Webmaster works on is short handed due to structural changes and one of his team mates moving to a new department. We also have had people out sick and on vacation.

We have three new rants come in this week, one of which is a whine from a spoiled brat towards his or her mother.

Weatherwise, it's been like living in a monsoon this week. Thankfully, the Anger Central Data Center and the Anger Central Primary Dwelling are on elevated locations, so no danger of flooding. However, the Webmaster was grumbling about having to "Mow the weeds" in his back yard.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

July 29, 2018

Good day all. We hope you have been enjoying the apocalyptic event known as "Summer." If you read the New York Slimes, you would think that the end of the world is nigh due to this thing called "Weather" and we are all going to die.

It's been fairly quiet here at Anger Central, The Webmaster saw Equalizer 2 and Mission Impossible: Fallout this week. Both good movies, although the Equalizer was a bit slow.

All in all, it's been quiet here with only 3 new rants. Still, it is summer and according to the disciples of the Church of Global Warming, "We're all gonna die!" soon so enjoy the summer.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

July 23, 2018

Good day all. We're running late this week. The Webmaster was on vacation, however, he was called in to cover for the person who was doing the weekend shift at his Real World Job.

As mentioned, the Webmaster was on vacation last week, He spent a fair amount of time at the local party center, aka the gun range, and burned through a lot of party supplies. He also bought a new party favor to play with,

On the Anger Central side of things, it was fairly quiet. we had three new rants come in, including one after our normal publishing time. It's going up now.

Until next time.....

Stay Angry!

July 15, 2018

Greetings everyone. It's been another fun filled week here at Anger Central. The Webmaster received an email extortion threat. Some bozo was demanding $2900 in bitcoin or his computer gets it. The idiot even managed to locate an old password, one the Webmaster hasn't used in 20 years, as proof.

The Webmaster didn't respond, just verified that the loser was full of it, and changed a couple of older passwords that needed changing in any case. Now for some information to those of you who think you can pull this on Anger Central. We tend to react in on predictable way, violently. If we catch you, we will retaliate and the best you can hope for is a police raid and incarceration. If we find you first......

The Webmaster is taking the next week off from his Real World Job. This is his first vacation since starting his new job and the first paid vacation he's had since 2014. He has a few things to do around the Anger Central Primary Dwelling and we think he's going to be practicing his marksmanship as well.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

July 8, 2018

Good day all. We hope, at least for the American readers, that all your digits are still attached to your body.

We had 2 rants come in this week. It was rather slow due to the American 4th of July party, celebrating the original Brexit in 1776.

The Webmaster's real world job was very busy last week. It looks to be even worse this week. We also are going to lose another person who is transferring to another department. (Good for him, bad for us) They won't start backfilling his position until after he leaves. Still, it does mean job security for the Webmaster!

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

July 1, 2018

Greetings all. Well, it's been an interesting week, both at Anger Central and the Webmaster's Real World Job. First, we had 5 new rants come in this week. We haven't seen that many in one week in a while.

The former Mrs. Webmaster came by the Anger Central Primary Dwelling last week. She decided the Webmaster needed more dumplings. The Webmaster finished up the supply she had left a year ago and he missed the. The former Mrs. Webmaster has a new job. It's a crappy job though. She works 7 days a week with no overtime. Fortunately, she only works 8 hours a day. Yes, a Chinese boss who doesn't care about American Labor laws.

In the Webmaster's Real World Job, there was a reorganization. He's still doing what he was before, but a separate has been created to handle outages and problems related to the causes of outages. The Webmaster won't be a part of that team, much to his relief. Prior to the reorg, he had to do it occasionally and he hated it. The down side is we lost 4 members from his team and are now even more short handed. Hopefully, they will backfill some of the positions.

We also had a contingent from one of the European offices. (One will be the Webmaster's new Manager) We had a few outings including some team building bowling. The Webmaster hasn't thrown a bowling ball in more years then he will say and it showed. For those of you in other parts of the country, we have two styles in the North East. Duck pin and Candle pin. Candle pin bowling uses small balls and is a lot harder then the large balls in Duck pin.

Finally, it looks like someone from the visiting team was nice enough to give the Webmaster a parting gift. He thinks he's coming down with a cold. :(

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

June 24, 2018

Greetings all. It's been a reasonably quiet week for the Webmaster. We had some issues with the Blog the last few days, and we expect the Angry Systems Administrator to post something about it...eventually.

We had two rants come in. One caused us to open a new section called "Cyberstalkers." We hope the poster reads the Note from Anger Central and talks to his or her parents. The second one was from a typical moonbat blasting President Trump and the Angry Webmaster. He also doesn't like our Notes from Anger Central. The poster covered all the Progressive insulting points, calling the Webmaster a racist and, of course, threatening violence. The moonbat was, as expected, very short on actual facts but big on "Feelz." He also didn't like our Notes from Anger Central, so of course, we posted a long one. We also challenged him on his threats. We don't expect the gutless coward to actually try anything. Progressives are like bananas. They cme at you in a big, yellow bunch.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

June 17, 2018

Greetings all. Things have been interesting around Anger Central. First, the Webmaster's coworker in his "Real World Job" is out of the hospital and doing much better. He will be out of work for some time of course. Honestly, we aren't expecting him to return. However, we shall see.

We also had a surprise. The former Mrs. Webmaster stopped in. It seems she's moving back from Alabama. She and The Webmaster talked for a while and there was friendship there. The former Mrs. Webmaster checked the office refrigerator and noted that there were no more of her dumplings, and said she should make more.

In weather news, it's going to be damn HOT this week. The Webmaster had already put one air conditioner into the sleeping area. He was not looking at putting the heavy, with the emphasis on heavy, duty unit into the window near his home office. (The damn thing is 12 years old and weighs in at close to 100 pounds). He decided that it was time to retire it and bought a slightly smaller, more efficient and significantly lighter unit, now installed. The older unit will be going on a little trip to the local dump recycling center as soon as he can get some help removing it from the Anger Central Primary Dwelling.

On the rants front, we had two come in, one from someone who doesn't seem to like potato salad for some bizarre reason.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

June 11, 2018

Greetings all. We're running late on the updates this week due to a work emergency. Last week, one of the Webmaster's coworkers had a massive heart attack. He was 2 cubes over. The bad news is, his heart stopped twice. The good news is, the Webmaster's real world job has people who have gone through training and the office had a portable defibrillator on hand.

The coworker was hooked up to the machine, 911 was called and emergency procedures implemented in less then 2 minutes. The coworker's heart was shocked twice and CPR was provided by three people. This was on Thursday. The coworker woke up and was talking on Saturday. According to the fire department, if this had happened anywhere else, (Besides a hospital emergency room), the coworker wouldn't have made it.

Because of all this, there were several members of the Webmaster's team who were not in a good way, including the one who was scheduled for the weekend shift. The Webmaster stepped up, and took the shift. He will be off work Monday and Tuesday to compensate.

As for what the Webmaster did? Since he is not qualified, he stayed out of the way, and when needed, stood in traffic when the ambulance arrived to allow them to make the turn in to the office complex. (This is a very busy 4 lane divided road)

This is why updates are late this week, not that we had much coming in other then spam.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!!

June 3, 2018

Greetings all. It's been an uneventful week at Anger Central, unlike the Real World Job of the Angry Webmaster. A big reorganization was announced that does affect the Angry Webmaster. All the details haven't been fleshed out yet, but he will no longer be reporting to the manager he has been, (And likes). He will be reporting to another based overseas he's met once. That is, if he isn't transferred to the new team his current manager will be building.

One problem with that, is that job is a dead end for the Webmaster and one he desperately is trying to avoid. He has done it, and loathes it. He has made his feelings on the subject known, without being loud and obnoxious. If he is moved to that position, there is a better then even chance that he will start looking for another job, something he doesn't want to do. Honestly, there are a couple of others who are far better at the new role then the Webmaster. Well, we shall find out what happens in a few weeks.

The Webmaster actually posted a rant to the Blog last week that had nothing to do with politics. He was searching for window shades and discovered that apparently, no one makes or sells them anymore. He definitely wasn't happy.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

May 27, 2018

Good day all. This is Memorial Day weekend in the United States, a time when we reflect on those who gave their lives to protect the freedoms the Progressive Liberal Democrat CommuNazis are working so hard to suppress.

This is also the weekend that the European Union turns on their GDPR. Being an American site, the EU can go fuck themselves. :) We will have more on this on the blog later.

We've been trying to figure out WTF is going on with Amazon's linking programs. It looks like Bezo's is scamming people again. Oh well.

Now if you will excuse us, it's time to get ready for the Anger Central and Drunken debauch Memorial day BBQ.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

May 20, 2018

Greetings one and all. It's been rather slow here rant wise. We had 2 come in at the last moment. The Webmaster has been looking into why our Amazon links aren't actually generating any money for us. We do see people clicking on them in the reports, and in some cases, buying things. As near as we can tell, Amazon is breaking things again in their favor.

Things are moving along at the Webmaster's Real World Job. It looks like they're going to be doing some reorganization. This does concern the Webmaster a bit since he could end up doing something he flat out hates to do. He has made it known he is not interested in that change. (It's really a dead end for him, and might start him looking for a new job) We don't think they would do anything that stupid, since he really isn't all that good at what they want, and there are others who are far better at it.

Also, last week at the RWJ, the Webmaster had to call a client regarding an issue. His senior coworker, who sits next to him listened in and was very approving of how the Webmaster handled the call. Well. we could have tol him how good he is on the phone. His family has a long history of schmoozing and it makes sense for him to inherit that trait.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

May 13, 2018

Greetings all. It's been an interesting week for the Angry Webmaster. He's decided to begin upgrading the Anger Central office Entertainment Center. he's replacing the old Yamaha receiver with one that handles 4K throughput, a Yamaha 4K Stereo Reciever. We're working on setting it up this weekend. Of course a new receiver also means new speakers, and we are replacing the 20+ year old models with the Yamaha Home Theater Speaker System . We hope to have it all set up later today.

The Webmaster's real world job hit a slight rough patch this week. He was dealing with something that drove him up a wall. Apparently, there sis now a dumpster outside the building with a 10 1/2 sized dent in it. It turned out he wasn't the only one who was having a problem with this particular issue. There is some internal, international politics involved and the Webmaster is not going to talk about it here.

On the rants front, we had a couple come in this week. Nothing earth shattering. All in all, other then the upgrades to the Entertainment Center, not much is going on.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!!

May 6, 2018

Greetings all. it's been an interesting week. We had three posts come in that weren't outright crap. One of them we had to reject since it didn't meet the criteria.

The Webmaster's real world job is interesting. Apparently, this is supposed to be the slow period, and it's anything but. One of his more senior coworkers, who should be posting here if only to help lower his blood pressure, (No one at the Webmaster's real world job knows about this site and we won't tell them It's cost the webmaster one job already), is rather annoyed with other centers and their work ethic, or lack there of.

The Webmaster also found out that his stereo receiver isn't 4K capable, which pissed him off no end. He purchased a new system that is 4K enabled, but when he tried to set it up, no picture. Now he's wondering if he has to replace his HDMI cables as well.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 29, 2018

Good day all. Yet another slow week on the posting front. The only one we had that came in, other then some troll we deleted, was from a woman hater. On the infrastructure side of things, the Webmaster and the Angry facilities director had to remove some damaged pieces of fencing at the Anger Central Primary dwelling. It looks like, according to the Angry Facilities Director, that eventually, the entire fence will need to be removed.

The Angry Webmaster saw the new Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War. He wrote a review of it with lots of spoilers, so if you haven't seen it yet, and don't want the ending ruined, don't read it. Suffice to say, he liked it.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 22, 2018

Good day all. It's been a quiet week here at Anger Central. We had two rants come in and we had to reject one of them. We weren't able to tell if this was a public celebrity or a private person. Additionally, it was just a level of insults and hate, not why someone was angry.

The weather is starting to warm up, the birds are singing, the squirrels are dancing and the moonbats are barking so, with that...

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Tom Lerher. Politically incorrect and he never gets old.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 15, 2018

Happy Tax Day!! Greetings one and all. We hope you have your taxes done and ready to deploy the the tax fattened hyenas in Washington D.C. The Angry Accountant finished the taxes for the conglomerate and the staff a few weeks ago.

The Webmaster has been binging on two new shows this weekend. Netflix dropped Lost in Space and Amazon Prime has dropped season 4 of  Bosch. No spoilers on Bosch, other then a character has been dropped form the series. You're going to have to watch it to see who it was. Feel free to click on one of the links to Amazon Prime we have.

Otherwise, it's been a quiet week. too quiet.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 8, 2018

Good day all. It's been a somewhat quiet week here. We had some wild weather, with high winds, but other then some shaking of the windows, Anger Central suffered no ill effects.

We had 2 rants come in. One on the Progressives idea that repealing the 2nd Amendment and the other on the "Condom Challenge." Yes, fresh off devouring Tide pods, the survivors of that challenge think that snorting a condom and then pulling it out through the mouth is a great idea. Well, these precious snowflakes are doing us a service by bleaching the gene pool.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 1, 2018

Greetings all. It's been a busy week. We had a moonbat come in and do a seagull. What is a seagull you ask? It's not unlike the bird. He flew in, made a lot of noise, crapped all over everything and then flew away. If you are connected to us with an RSS feed, as you should be, you will see the posts.

As you know, the Webmaster had to go into work last weekend. The upside to this was a three day week. Now he won't have to work a weekend until June.

Enjoy your Easter, and beware the fools of April 1st.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

March 26, 2018

Good day all. Our apologies for the delay in posting, however, real life intruded on the Webmaster. One of his coworkers at his Real World Job, and who was working this weekend, had a family emergency. The Webmaster, being the only one with no life, was tapped by our management to come in and handle the weekend shift. This is why both the Blog and the weekly updates on the main site were delayed. We will be returning to  our normal schedule next weekend.

We did have a number of new rants this week, including one that prompted the Webmaster to create a new page. Someone was angry with Walmart shoppers, so we created a new shoppers page under the People section.

Again, our apologies for the delays, but real life comes first.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

March 18, 2018

Good day all. We hope you have recovered from yesterday's celebrations. Yes, it was Saint Patrick's Day, a day where American's pretend to be Irish and the Irish go "WTF?"

On the rants front, we had a single new one come in. We did have a small issue on the Blog yesterday where yet another plugin update blew up the site for a few minutes. However, the Angry Systems Administrator was prepared and rolled the plugin back. The site was down for about 5 minutes.

On the Real World Work front, the Webmaster was talking with his manager. At some point this year, the Webmaster will be going on travel for a week or two, probably to Sweden. So will the Angry Brother Inlaw. When that occures, the Webmaster will not be able to post updates for a while. We will keep you informed if and when this happens.

It looks like we may get yet another dose of Al Gore's Dandruff this week. We're all hoping it turns into rain and we can leave the dandruff removing devices in storage.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!!

March 11, 2018

Greetings everyone. Well Global Warming returned last week and dumped about 18 of Al Gore's dandruff all over the place. According to the long term weather, we're supposed to get another 8" of Al Gore's "dandruff later this week.

We had 4 new rants come in, which is nice. We also had the usual load of crap that we promptly deleted. No, we don't wish to aid a Nigerian princess in escaping with her gold.

Things are very busy on the work front. This is making the Webmaster both stressed a bit and actually rather happy. What isn't making him happy is doing his taxes. He finally submitted them last week with a few problems. Turbotax kept saying he had an error and he couldn't find it. The Webmaster finally did when he found some double entries in his imported forms. He removed them and the taxes balanced. (His refund also doubled too) Next year's taxes are probably when we will see even more money coming back to us thanks to the Trump tax cuts. (Which the Democrats want to repeal of course See the blog later this week)

Until next time...

Stay Angry! (And keep the dandruff shovels ready for the next dose of Global Warming)

March 4, 2018

Greetings one and all. The Webmaster's first weekend shift has passed and it was eventful. It was also the first week for the Angry Brother inlaw and he has a perfect "Deer in the headlights" look about him. The business we're in and the nature of the works is very different, but very interesting.

The Webmaster is also going through the review process. This is a bit surprising due to the short time he has been there. Reviews usually occur after a year of employment. Oh well, no complaints from the Webmaster. He has a job. As to the value of the Angry Brother inlaw? That is easy. He's worth $3000 to the Webmaster. (Referral bonus)

We had three rants come in this week. It looks like someone isn't happy with Rhode Island among other things.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 26, 2018

Greetings one and all. This update is a day late. The reason? The Webmaster was working the weekend shift at his Real World Job. This will happen once every few months. He then gets the following Monday and Tuesday off.

The Angry Brother Inlaw is also starting today at the same company as the Webmaster. Of course, since the Webmaster is off today, he won't be there to greet him, for which the Angry Brother Inlaw is eternally grateful. ;)

The webmaster is also breaking in a new phone. His old one decided it was time to become a paperweight and bricked itself. That was money the Webmaster had no intention of spending for at least another 6 months.

We had, thanks to the delay in posting, 4 new rants come in. Most of them came in yesterday after what would have been the normal update time.

Otherwise, it's been a quiet week.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 18, 2018

Good day all. First a little housekeeping. The Webmaster will be working at his real world job next weekend, so updates may be postponed. He's being put into the "Rotation" and will work 7 days with 2 off. This means his weekend will be the following Monday and Tuesday. In addition, the Angry Brother Inlaw will be starting at the Webmaster's Real World workplace that Monday.

On the rants front, we had 3 come in this week. Two of them were interesting in that on of the subjects hadn't been added to in a good 10 years. (Governors)

Finally, there appears to be a good 8" of global warming outside. It wasn't there at this time yesterday. The Webmaster will be out pretending to shovel the nonexistent snow after posting the updates. After all, we know that snow can no longer happen due to Al Gore made Global Warming.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

February 11, 2018

Greetings one and all. It's been a very busy week for the Webmaster at his "Real World Job." He prefers this since it's better then sitting around twiddling his thumbs. The Angry Brother InLaw is preparing for his move to join the Angry Webmaster. The only problem is, the Webmaster will be working the weekend before the Angry Brother Inlaw's start day, so he will be off the first two days. The Webmaster has been laying the groundwork, and since he knows where the Angry BiL will be sitting, and will be, essentially, alone in the office that prior weekend...

On the Rants front, we had one entry this week. Oh well. We did have a problem with the Blog last week. A bad plugin update came out and the Angry Systems Administrator had to deal with it.

And the Webmaster has been glued to the sofa in the Anger Central Entertainment Center binge watching Netflix's Altered Carbon. The Angry Systems Administrator put up a short comment on that yesterday.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 4, 2018

Good day all. Well, the Angry Webmaster had a pleasant surprise at his Real World Job. Actually two pleasant things, but one wasn't a surprise as a hope for. First, the Webmaster saw a small bump in his paycheck. Thank you President Trump!! Second, the Angry Brother Inlaw has been given an offer at the Webmasters place of Real World Employment. His start date is the 26th. The only problem is, the Webmaster has to work that weekend and will be off for the Angry Brother Inlaw's first two days.

The Webmaster went under the knife last week and is making sure everyone knows about it. He is recovering but is not a happy camper. (He can't eat Bacon or Doritos. In fact he can't eat anything that might cut the stitches)

On the rant side of things, we received a great big goose egg. No new rants. We thought we would see a number of new ones since everyone is alleged to hate the tax cuts. Oh wait, now that they're kicking in, people can see the actual money coming in.

Tonight is the Super Bowl. We think the New England Patriots are playing, but since we haven't followed football for the last gazillion seasons, who knows? The Webmaster is planning to watch Altered Carbon on Netflix instead.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 28, 2018

Good day all. Well, the SchumerShutdown turned out to be a complete bust. Schumer caved in faster then a Chinese coal mine.

The Webmaster is going "Under the knife" again. More gum surgery. Even though he has insurance, it's still going to cost him a few grand out of pocket.

We had a few new rants come in, finally. We suspect the downturn is due to the time of year and Millennial's.

All in all, a quiet week here, unlike the Webmaster's real world job. He's been going flat out there, which is good. It means the business is growing and the company is hiring. THank you President Trump!

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 21, 2018

Good day all. Today is "SchumerShutdown! Day 2, Americans held hostage" and things are fine. We didn't have any new rants come in this week, which isn't unusual for this time of year. The Webmaster had a review with his manager, which is a bit of a surprise. Reviews are for pay raises or potential problems. The Webmaster is not having any problems and apparently, there is a small raise coming. His manager also asked if he was available to travel. The Webmaster's response? "When do I go? The position he's in has the potential for visits to Sweden, Australia, and Vietnam. (In case you hadn't noticed, the Webmaster likes this job very much)

Also, the Angry Brother In-Law came in to the Webmaster's of employment on a job interview. He's also impressed with the company and is ready to leave his current place of employment. On a down note, the Angry Sister was laid off last week. There was an opening she was a fit for, but that one has already been filled. :(

Now the Webmaster is off to celebrate the Angry Grand Nephew's birthday. (God, saying that makes the Webmaster feel really old now)

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 14, 2018

Greetings and salutations one and all. As the old saw goes, "If you don't like the weather, just wait a minute, it will change." The weather has been changing up here in New England. First, the Climate Change nuts stopped shouting and sucking the heat out of the atmosphere, and the temperatures went up to near 60 degrees. Now they've started shouting again and the temperature has dropped 50 degrees.

We had no new rants come in this week, which isn't surprising. The Webmaster has been making some additions to the Blog, basically rebuilding the old "Anger Central Company Store" Amazon links. Pity his tastes in items sucks.

All in all it's been quiet here. To quiet. Way to quiet.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

January 7, 2018

DAMN! It's cold out there! Good day all. We are in the middle of the coldest weather in recent memory. It's so cold that Al Gore has frozen up. As you would expect, the Moonbats are all screaming that this is due to Climate Change and that the world is actually getting hotter and we're all going to die.

Yeah, right.

2017 was a long hard year for the Webmaster, almost as hard as 2016. He had and lost a really crappy job with a Managed Services Provider, landed a part time job with another that he left, (This is the first time the Webmaster ever resigned a position. He is on good terms with his former employer and wishes him great success this year). He finally landed a full time job with benefits at company near the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. He likes the job, and the company. He's already recommended two people to Human Resources and one looks to be getting an offer. Whether he accepts or not is another question. (And he damn well better!!)

We didn't bother to count the rants this year. It was less then 100. Honestly, we've been thinking about putting the main rant site into archival mode and not accepting any more rants, then something comes in to change our minds. So, for now, we'll leave it open.

Until next time...

Stay Angry! (And warm!!)

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