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Welcome to the Anger Central News and Information page. This page is designed to keep our readers informed on the goings on here in the Anger Central corporate offices.

On the left is a picture of our Lord and Master, the Angry Webmaster. A nice and stable looking sort isn't he? He bears a strong resemblance to a certain figure who went by the name Dr. Strangelove. Interesting that the two have never been seen together, hmm?

On the right is our typical Poster. Note the blind rage in his face, the eyes popping out, mouth wide open. Yes, he does seem to be a bit annoyed at something.

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May 12, 2013

Good evening all. The Angry Webmaster has returned from his travels. Apparently, 3 rants came in that he picked up and the client he used didn't leave them on the server. He has them, but hasn't moved them off yet.

Speaking of travel, the trip was rather successful for Our Hero. However, he is totally exhausted. He had to work until 2am Friday, then get up early to deal with another project, then he drove for 8 solid hours, stopping only for gas. We won't say where he went or who he works for in his Real World Job. The company might not like this site and he has been terminated over it in the past. (Look at the news archives for 2006 on what happened)

Since he got back, we have been told he has been crashed out on his couch at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling, watching a weeks worth of shows on his DVR. (He uses DirecTV) This morning, he spent several hours working on his expense report. He as a ton of receipts in an envelop, mostly for gas and tolls.

Anyway, this week will have the few posts we got while he was on travel and those from the previous week. Again, far to low.

Oh well

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

May 4, 2013

Good evening. There will be no update this week. The Webmaster is traveling on business and won't have access to the main site. His access to the blog will be limited as well.

Thank you for your patience.

April 28, 2013

Oh Joy. The Webmaster is going to have to travel for business the second week of May. Because of that blogging and updates may be delayed.

On May 18th, Mrs. Webmaster will be going back to China for 4 1/2 months. She will be seeing her mother. Her mother is very elderly and very ill.

The 26th was the Angry Brother's birthday. The Webmaster was not able to attend due to real world work intruding. It was a software rollout and it took significantly longer then planned.

Ranting was low again this week. We are wondering what caused the sudden drop off last year/ Oh well. So be it.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 21, 2013

What a week! As you all know, Islamic Terrorists set off a couple of bombs at the Boston Marathon Monday, killing 3 people and wounding almost 200 others, many with traumatic amputations of their legs. Friday they found the two Islamic Terrorists and a massive gun battle followed by an all day manhunt resulted in the death of one RIF and the capture of the other. The Angry Webmaster has put up a couple of posts on this now that they have caught the two idiots. (There may be others as of this post)

Mrs. Webmaster has decided to go back to China for the summer. Her mother is really bad and her sisters are saying she should go back as soon as she can. She'll probably be heading out next month and be gone for 5 months. We understand, of course, why she is going back. The Webmaster's father passed away just before Mrs. Webmaster had planned to visit him., It really tore her up.

The Webmaster is being brought up to speed on all the new systems he will be managing at his Real World Job. His workload is going to skyrocket. He really missed those 100 hour weeks...NOT!

Oh well...

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 14, 2013

Good day all. Well, we had an uptick of rants this week. Still off where we were last year. The Webmaster posted an interesting blog article today explaining the meaning of the phrase "Shall Not." It only peripherally talks about the second amendment. Apparently the phrase "Shall Not" is used some 27 times in the constitution as amended.

On the entertainment front, The Webmaster is going to see the new Ironman movie a day ahead of all you other useless drones. He and the angry Brother In-law will be seeing a double feature. Ironman 2 and then 3. :D

Oblivion is due out this weekend, but the Webmaster is going to wait and see about that one. To much hype. There are significant spoilers on Wikipedia.

The Webmaster has been getting busier at his real world job. This is good. It means a better chance of remaining gainfully employed.

Mrs. Webmaster is going to be heading back to China soon. Her mother is really ill. Mrs. Webmaster is planning on staying for 5 months. The Webmaster is most unhappy about this. Last time was 4 months and prior to this, Mrs. Webmaster was gone for 3 months. Granted it is her mother, and to be truly tactless, her obituary has been on hold for 5 years.

More on this later.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

April 7, 2013

Well, that was...pathetic. As you will see, we had almost NO new entries this week. In fact, the Webmaster got an email asking if the site was still in operation! Hello!?!?!? We update the news every week and the Blog is in full roar!

*grumble*

In other news, the Webmaster posted something on the Blog that has absolutely nothing to do with politics. It's a story about an Army Chaplain who died in Korea during the war. He is being awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions during the war. He is also being considered for sainthood by the Catholic church.

Well, since no one wanted to post their anger, and we have little going on in the offices, we'll just sit back and complain.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

And tell us about it you <censored>

March 31, 2013

Happy Easter every one! I hope you enjoyed eating Mary's little lamb today. The Webmaster is working at his real world job, so this weeks news is going to be limited. We had a big drop off in rants again, but the ones we did get were not in  the usual categories.

Sorry for the brevity.

Until next time...

Stay angry!

March 24, 2013

Top o' the morning to you! Oh, that's right, that was last week. Sorry, about that. In any case, it's been a fairly quiet week since the Webmaster sobered up sometime on Thursday. (Other then his holding his head and begging the Angry Systems Administrator to shoot him)

Rants were down a bit from the week before. We're also seeing overall traffic down from last year. Needless to say, we're very disappointed in our ranters.

All our taxes have been filed and the miniscule refund has been delivered. THANKS OBAMA! >:(

Oh well..

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

March 17, 2013

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! *hick*

Ohhhh, the room is spinning. I think I'm going to..

*THUD*

*Sigh*

This is Father Flannigan. It seems that the Webmaster has indulged in a little to much Irish cheer again. Please pray for him and for me as well as I take him home. The good Lord will be paying him a visit on the morrow, and I have faith that the Webmaster will be paying a visit to the porcelain alter shortly thereafter.

Saints preserve us!

God be with you and please ask the good Lord to guide Pope Francis.

Thank you.

March 10, 2013

Ok, we admit it. We forgot it was Daylight Savings time this morning and we didn't set the clocks forward. The Webmaster didn't realize what time it was until he suddenly heard Mrs. Webmaster banging away in the shower. She had been up for an hour getting ready for her second job as a Chinese teacher. (Well, she IS Chinese and she was a teacher) He got up, kissed the fair, lovely and highly intelligent Mrs. Webmaster goodbye, then reset the clocks in the house and paged the Angry Systems Administrator and told him to check the corporate servers. He was cranky since he had been up all night playing World of Warcraft or something.

On the posting front, we dropped off again as you'll see. No idea why of course. Over on the blog, the Webmaster was just notified that Anger Central's Favorite Liberal has put up another video blog post on YouTube. He will watch it later and post it tomorrow.

Otherwise, it's quite here.

Until next time....

Stay Angry!!

March 3, 2013

Good evening Angry Fans. Well, as you will see, postings picked up a lot this week. The down side is more work for the Webmaster. Speaking of which, the Webmaster is merrily playing with his new Galaxy S III. He downloaded a bookshelf app and has been busily loading his library into it. So far, he's loaded over 400 books in it.

He did have a problem at first in trying to actually use it as a phone. He didn't understand he had to hit a button on the phone for it to actually answer. We're also very happy with the Ting.com service and heartily recommend it. Right now we're looking at about $34 for the month, and possibly less. We would love to move Mrs. Webmaster over, but her Iphone, (or as we call it, her Ifong), is a GSM phone and won't work on the Sprint network. Well, when she decides to ditch that Apple junk, we'll look at putting her on the corporate plan.

In work news, the Webmaster is busy in his Real World Job. He will have to travel down to the Corporate offices for some training and meeting the people down there. The Webmaster is trying to work a way so the Mrs. Webmaster can come along.

Well, that's all for now.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

(And buy stuff from our company store)

February 24, 2013

Greetings all. The Angry Webmaster has a new toy he's playing with. He had the Angry Systems Administrator get him a new phone and now the Webmaster is the owner of a Samsung Galaxy S III. He also ditched AT&T and has singed up with Ting.com which uses the Sprint cellular network. The service looks good and best of all, it's cheap. The phone, that wasn't so cheap I'm afraid. ;)

The Webmaster has been very busy this weekend. Besides playing with his new phone, he has had to do some major work at his Real World Job. Silly project manager can't seem to do things during normal working hours. ;)

Not a lot of new rants this week. Boatloads of spam of course. :p

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 17, 2013

Good day all. Things have been rather quite on the back end here. The number of rants picked up a bit as you can see. The Angry Systems Administrator has ordered a new phone for the Webmaster. He has also set up a new phone service called Ting.com. We've been looking at it for some time and it does look cheaper then AT&T or any of the other companies out there. It doesn't require a contract which means we paid full price for the Samsung Galaxy S III. It should be arriving next week

The Webmaster will be using two phones for a while to see how the new one works. If it doesn't do the job or the service isn't any good, we'll cancel it and sell the phone.

Well, that's it for this week.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 10, 2013

Well, the Webmaster spent most of yesterday digging out from 2 1/2 feet of Global Warming Climate Change. He is exhausted and spent the next day watching netflix movies.

On the work front, the Webmaster is rather happy. He is getting a large bonus and a pay raise. the raise doesn't cover inflation, but it helps. Granted, most of his hard earned money will be stolen by Obama and the commicrats, but that's something for the blog.

Mrs. Webmaster was also called in to work by her evil, tyrannical boss. It was "Show up or you are fired. When Mrs. Webmaster got that call, her car was doing a fine impression of a snow bank. It took the Webmaster 30 minutes to dig it out, and another 3 hours during the day clearing and reclearing the Anger Central Primary Dwelling's parking area.

Needless to say, he's not saying a lot this weekend...for once.

On the back end, we did get more postings then last week, which is nice.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

February 3, 2013

Greetings all. Yet another low volume week. We would like to know what the issue is. Have people finally stopped being angry? HAH! We'll, we'll keep plugging along. One day there will be an update that says "No Updates this week!"

The Angry Webmaster took in a movie this week. It sucked. In fact, it is in the process of exploding all over the place. He wrote a review about it. Then he went to bet his brain bleached.

Otherwise, a quiet week.

And now we're all heading to the local Irish Pub to watch the Superbowl and sneer at both sides. ;)

Until next time....

Stay Angry!

January 27, 2013

Greeting all. Well, we saw an increase of posts this week. Spam too damn it. Our guess is the people are coming back from vacation.

In other news, The Webmaster went to a local gun range and took a course in handling a pistol in a defensive manner. He fired off 300 round of 9mm. He also got to try a few other guns. (He was using a Beretta 92) He handled a couple of Glocks, (and didn't like them), a Smith&Wesson .357, (Damn was that thing LOUD! AW) and a .45 M1911 style.

He liked the .45 and was OK with the .357. (It had custom grips on it) Everyone else hated his Beretta. Unlike all the other guns, it has a decocker style safety. The Webmaster, in the interests of safety, would decock the gun and the others would have to remember to flip the safety off. On top of that, they all hated the long initial trigger pull. Life's tough and that was the reason the instructors had everyone try different guns.

The Webmaster has obviously been writing about the current attempts to suppress the civil rights of gun owners. head over to the blog and read his ranting and ravings. He also put up a story of a wild dolphin that swam up to some divers for help. Now there's a big "AWWW, isn't that nice" story.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 20, 2013

Good day all, I hope you all went to a Gun Appreciation Day event yesterday. The Webmaster and the rest of the Anger Central team went as well. The Webmaster just posted a blog entry on the day.

On the main site front, we only had 3 posts come in this week. Nothing was rejected. We did see a large amount of spam though. Not sure why the posting level has dropped so precipitously from last year. Hopefully it will improve.

Well, the Patriots are playing so it's off to the local sports bar.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 13, 2013

Good day all. Some interesting news. The Webmaster decided to take a class in pistol shooting. As you know, he has been ranting and raving about the Liberals plans to rescind the second amendment by executive fiat. He has now qualified to safely handle a pistol. Yes, they actually let him fire a gun and he managed to hit the correct target, and not shoot himself in the foot.

On the real world job, another member of his office is leaving. This brings it down to two people remaining. The corporation has decided to expedite closing the office. The Webmaster is very unhappy about all this, especially since he helped set that office up in the first place. He's been told by his manager that they want to keep him, but he isn't getting any warm and fuzzies. Frankly, if he loses this job, it's all over. We may have to consider closing down the Anger Central web site. Hopefully, the Webmaster will be able to get integrated into the new systems.

Oh well, no sense dwelling on our impending doom.

Until Next time...

Stay Angry!

January 6, 2013

Greetings all. It was very quiet here at Anger Central. We only got three rants this week. The Webmaster seriously considered not putting anything up. We prevailed on him to keep to the schedule and after a good 45 minute beating, he gave in.

Other than that, it's been dead here in the Anger Central Corporate Offices. Everyone is still recovering from the New Years drunk. Hopefully, we will have more postings coming in. And to you spammers? Forget it. You are filtered and your crap on Ugg Boots isn't going to make it online.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 1, 2013

Happy New Year Angry Fans!

As usual, it's time to look back at the last year and see what has been happening with Anger Central. To begin with, we are now at our 14th anniversary. 14 years of people posting their rage at just about everything. This year, the number of postings was down a bit. we had 688 posts that were put up on this site out of a total of 851 submissions.

However, the blog took off like a rocket. The number of hits is way up from last year and the site is actually paying for its self. We won't bother with the usual stats, since we tend to get the majority of our visits from the United States and other English speaking countries. It doesn't help that our hosting service was trying out new stats generators, and the Angry Systems Administrator would set it up, then the hosting service would shut it down due to resource issues on the server. Oh well.

On the real world job front, the Webmaster has pretty much given up looking for anything. There are a number of contract positions, but since he is currently employed as a full time corporate wage slave, with benefits, he really doesn't want to take the risk of contracting if he doesn't need to. His real world office is now down to three people and they all work at home. The real world office is due to be closed in August when the leases run out.

*sigh*

On a personal note, the Webmaster's father passed away last summer. Mrs. Webmaster was a complete wreck over this. The Angry Father died the morning that Mrs. Webmaster was going to go visit him. The Angry Father, having served in WW2 and recalled for Korea, (Didn't deploy there fortunately), was entitled do a military funeral.

So what does the new year bring? We have no idea. Our primary hope is that the Webmaster continues being employed, but he is frankly terrified that he will lose his job, especially considering the current "All your money belongs to me!" administration. We do hope that the number of non-spam submissions increases. We shall see.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

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