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On the left is a picture of our Lord and Master, the Angry Webmaster. A nice and stable looking sort isn't he? He bears a strong resemblance to a certain figure who went by the name Dr. Strangelove. Interesting that the two have never been seen together, hmm?

On the right is our typical Poster. Note the blind rage in his face, the eyes popping out, mouth wide open. Yes, he does seem to be a bit annoyed at something.

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April 13, 2014

Good day all. We're all back from Nevada after successfully running off a bunch of federal rustlers. ;)

Ok, we were just sitting here waiting for the shooting to start. Luckily it didn't. On the back end here, not a lot of posts. Our guess is people are going outside and enjoying the arrival of Global Warming Spring, or they went to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier which the Webmaster reviewed.

Speaking of Spring, the Webmaster and Mrs. Webmaster are both suffering from a touch of spring fever. Mrs. Webmaster has a bit of a cold and the Webmaster just wants to sleep.

And on that note.

Stay Angry!!

April 6, 2014

Greetings all. Well, we have a nice increase in postings this week. The Webmaster is happy. We also were rather amused regarding his posting April 1 regarding the EPA regulating human flatulance. The webmaster was chuckling a few minutes ago. He was reading a forum that he posted the link to the blog posting and someone just bit, hook line and sinker. The toll failed to understand that this was a joke and was posted by the webmaster as a joke. He has replied to the troll explaining a few things that most of the other people on that forum already know.


The Webmaster seemed to think that the complaining poster is on the political left which made his enjoyment even better.

The Webmaster is still waiting for his new glasses. Hopefully they will be ready early this week. He is not happy at the hole in the budget these glasses just blew. Most of the cost is the lenses. the frames weren't that expensive.

Oh well...

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

March 30, 2014

*grumble* The Angry Webmaster is really angry. He broke his glasses yesterday and ruined his plans. He had gone to his "Club" and was filling out a little paperwork. The Webmaster's eyes are fine inside of 10 inches, but really bad beyond that. Normally, when he needs to read something he takes his glasses off. Well, he managed to hook one of his ears and snapped the ear piece off at the hinge. The break was beyond permanent repair although he has super-glued it together for now.

It was time for an eye exam for him so off he went to Lenscrafters. $490.00 and he will get his new glasses and frames in a week. While the Webmaster was planning on getting an eye exam, he was planning it for a few months from now. Well, that blows the budget for this month!

Now this week we only received ONE rant. It came in shortly after we did our last update. We're very disappointed. With all that's going on in the world, we would have thought more people would be screaming ranting and raving.


Oh well.

Until next time...

Stay angry

March 23. 2014

Greetings angry fans. It's been a fairly quiet week in the offices. We had a few rants come in, (Thank you), and all in all things have been behaving themselves.

Now on a personal note, The Angry Sister last her job last week. Currently she is basically distressing and will start looking again shortly. I doubt she will be unemployed for long, considering what she does.

Well, as we said, it's been a very quiet week. Maybe next week will be less quiet.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

March 16, 2014

Good day everyone! Ok, it's just yet another day. It's just that the Webmaster has a slight buzz on at the moment. He has been consuming mass quantities of adult beverages in preparation for St. Patrick's Day. *THUD*

Ok, the Angry Webmaster just passed out.

Until next time,

Stay Sober!



March 9, 2014

Greetings all. We hope you are well rested after moving the clocks forward 1 hour. We just found the Angry Systems Administrator working through his third pound of coffee. The man has a serious problem.

We only received three rants this week. Very disappointing. On the other hand, it didn't snow this week and it's actually been above freezing for the last few days.

All in all, it's been a quiet week.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

March 2, 2014

Good evening one and all. The Angry Webmaster is back from his travels. A lot happened while he was away. Mrs. Webmaster came down with a nasty cold. We switched the happy couple off Fairpoint communications and over to BasicTalk which should save them a good $40 a month, and we didn't get buried in snow. :)

We had a few rants come in. They were late in the week so the Webmaster was getting a little nervous. Hopefully it will pick up.

Otherwise, it's been fairly quiet around the offices. Perhaps the Angry Webmaster should stay on travel. ;)

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!

February 22, 2014

Good day all. We're posting a day early due to the Webmaster going on travel for business. He will be leaving tomorrow.

We received 2 rants this week in any case. I blame it all on Man Made Global Warming caused blizzards and ice storms. ;)

We will be posting new updates next Sunday as we normally do.

Until Next Time...

Stay Angry!!
(And Warm)

February 16, 2014

Good day all, We hope you are enjoying the Olympics. No one here is paying any attention to it. We've been to busy digging out from under massive amounts of Global Warming. Instead the Angry Systems Administrator went on a Netflix binge and watched the entire second season of House of Cards on the day it came out. He's still in a coma with bits of pizza and Doritos all over the couch.

We also noticed that the advertising system we used was pushing these massive frames across parts of the blog, and we assume the main site as well. We have turned that annoying feature off. We didn't see it due to our own ad blockers and security settings hiding the frames.

It looks like the Webmaster will be on a business trip sometime in March. He and his Real World Company are working out the details. It should only be for a few days this time including the travel time.

And it's that time of year when all good Americans get anal probed by the Infernal Revenue Service. The American Tax Code is an utter disgrace and should be junked. However, that is a discussion for the blog.

In any case, The Webmaster is now watching House of Cards, but he's doing it a couple of hours at a time.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 9, 2014

Good day all. It's taken a w lot of work, but the leak in the drain has been fixed in the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. The happy couple still has a big hole in the ceiling of their kitchen. That should be fixed later this week.

The Olympics have started and the Webmaster is giving them all the attention he feels they deserve. We've also had a small number of rants. We're still not seeing the levels we once did. Of course, our ad revenue is way down too, and with all the bills...

And the taxes. The Webmaster is working with the Angry Accountant and is doing the taxes. Shocked at what the government is stealing doesn't describe it.

Oh well.

And in closing, the Webmaster should not be posting when consuming really strong adult beverages.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

February 2, 2014

This will be a short post since there is this odd sporting event called the "Superbowels" or something. We also have some issues on the back end, although not on the system side.

The Angry Webmaster has a major issue ongoing at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. He has a pipe that broke and neither he nor Mrs. Webmaster have been able to bath properly. (As we all noticed when the Angry Webmaster came into the office) The happy couple has a plumber working on the drain pipes and there are holes in the ceiling of one room and the wall of another.

We also didn't get as many rants as we did last week. Oh well, it happens.

Well, it's almost time for that giant flush to start. We really don't see the attraction of someone with gastric issues unloading in a toilet.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 26, 2014

Greetings all. Things are improving on the back end. The Blog has a new theme to it, and we're still tweeking it. We have been able to reconnect to the Disqus comments section and we are seeing an upswing in rants. Now if we can just get the ad revenue to go up.

Speaking of which, the Angry Systems Administrator made the mistake of listing to a group mentioned in the latest John Ring novel. He is now hopelessly hooked to a group called DragonForce and bought 4 of their albums. Now that's all we hear around the office.

All in all, an improvement over last week. And on that note...

Stay Angry!



January 19, 2014

Happy Birthday to the Angry Webmaster! He is now ***** years old. Feel free to send birthday presents by way of PayPal.

On the back end, we are seeing a pickup in rants at long last. Now that we seem to have our problems with the various add pages finally corrected, people can now rant and rave to their hearts content. The down side is all these spammers trying to sneak their crap in.

Oh yes. The Patriots blew it.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 12, 2014

Finally some good news! We have gotten the add page working again. We have no idea how this happened, but the Angry Systems Administrator suspect the hosting company rebooted the server Anger Central is hosted on. We have started getting a few rants in again. YAY!

We have also gotten the first rant that we had to reject. The reason was simple. We couldn't understand it. There was a lot of talk in it regarding pot smoking, so we suspect it was a resident of Colorado who was working on his ninth doobie of the day.

On a systems front, we were down for a good 11 hours last week when the server went wonky. According to the reports from our hosting service, it looks like both a bad process running amuck and hardware issues. We haven't seen any further issues so it looks like they got it fixed and didn't have to move the site again.

All in all, a much better week. Now if we can only get the Disqus system on the Blog back online.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

January 6, 2014


One of our legions of fans notified us on Facebook that the captcha on the backup form is also malfunctioning. Sit it has always worked, we never thought to check it. We have disabled it until the plugin writer corrects the issue. We suspect the recent Wordpress upgrade broke a lot of things.

We deeply apologize for the problems.

-The Angry Systems Administrator!

January 5, 2014

Happy New Year all. Normally we talk about all that has happened the year before and this won't be to different. First, we have seen a massive drop off of visits and rants the last year. When we say massive, we're talking 2/3rds fewer visits. We haven't seen a single rant in the last month.

The blog has seen a similar drop off. We're not sure why, but we suspect that Anger Central may no longer hold the interests of people it once did.

Granted, the layout is crude, but we don't have a true web developer on staff. We've also had some technical issues, one of which is the add page. We switched over to a backup system, and we know it works, but nothing has come in, including the occasional spam. We have no indications that rants aren't getting through, so we have to assume no one is actually very angry.

Angry.net has been transferred to a new server. This is when we started having problems with the Add page. We're still trying to figure out what broke, (Although the Angry Systems Administrator just noticed something we're going to test) The move to a new server did solve a lot of performance problems though, both here and on the Blog.

On a personal note, Mrs. Webmaster lost her mother last June and the Webmaster lost his mother last September. Both were well into their 80's and Mrs. Webmaster's mother was very ill. (One reason she went back to China for 5 months) The Webmaster's mother was also getting more fragile, but her passing was not expected.

Well, that's it for the "YEAR IN REVIEW." Frankly, if we don't get any new rants, we may not do news updates each week. We shall see.

Thanks for stopping by and remember...

Stay Angry!

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