If I happen to be a fan of 265 things on my FB, then so be it! Whether it's being a fan of Assassin's Creed II (sweet game, BTW!) or something like gummy bears, quit sending me your little links to "becoming a fan of everything of FB".

One more thing.....I don't have time to do Farmville, Farmtown, or whatever, so quit sending me that shit!

You gonna bohooo about this? Tell ya what instead of wasting energy defending your flabby folds of fat, spend it on GETTING RID OF IT!

Thinking and reading actually burns 90 calories PER HOUR! Yeah!

So, I'm also going to stop wasting my time on this rant and click enter now. Thank you for reading this, fat bastards.

As we go along, we will be making changes. Please be patient. (Now THAT'S a funny request from Anger Central. Patience from people in full blown vent mode)

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The Management

We will say that Chitika was a bit classier then Google Adsense when they tossed us over the side. They accused us of click fraud and kept the money. Chitika gave us our earnings and said we could continue on other domains the Webmaster maintains. Oh well.

The Drobo we spoke about last week works great. One of the new 2TB hard drives...not so great. It failed yesterday and we've shipped it back for replacement. The Drobo? No problem. It kept on running like a champ. Granted it's a bit of a bear to set up if you've never done it, but otherwise it's a great product. The Angry Systems Administrator is working on a review right now.

In other news, The Webmaster just found out that the Angry Sister and Angry Brother in-law are heading for warmer climes on vacation. How evil of them, leaving us decent folk here to freeze to death due to Global Warming. :p

Well, back to ripping the old ads off Anger Central. Please bear with us. This is going to take a while...Like months. :(

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

Stop eating fast food! Take proper hygienic measures! Wear clothes that fit! I don't blame people for generalising us, it's natural for people to do that. It's the people who give them a reason to generalise fat people that suck. Seriously, aren't you ashamed when you're 200+ pounds sitting at McDonald's stuffing your face?

PS: I admire any girl who takes care of herself. Now, I know it's nice to think that fat people who just happen to glance in your direction are consumed with jealousy, but 90% of the time fat people don't care. Sorry girls, but you need to get the fuck over yourselves. ;) There are probably a handful who are jealous, but most of the time we either admire you or think nothing of you at all. Uh huh.

I am especially angry at this one woman, I will call her the Queen of A/P, who thinks that nobody else but her and her precious A/P minions, can TOUCH an invoice, much less look at one. But who has to call the vendors when we need a credit memo? You guessed it, the people at the plant!! But we better not TOUCH the credit memo or LOOK at the credit memo or even ASK the vendor ABOUT the credit memo, because the Queen of A/P will preach her holier than thou speech at us!! That's why she's not married because she is married to her damn invoices!!

The Queen of A/P and all the other corporate jerks think that just because you don't work in Purchasing, oh I'm sorry, I mean "Procurement", God forbid we call it anything but that, you're not allowed to talk about purchase orders or if you don't work in Accounts Payable, you can't discuss invoices when we who work at the plants depend on relationships with our vendors so we MUST be team players! We do NOT work for a union!

And when they hold up invoices for payment and we ask them why are these invoices not paid and/or when will they be paid they just ignore us! They're not the ones who have to see the vendors face to face because they are in the corporate PALACE, 800 miles away, eating their CAKE! That's right, they actually have CAKE DAY where everything freaking stops so the kingdom can have its cake and eat it, too! How absurd! Try doing some work instead!

These same people have no CLUE about how a real company works; they think everything is black and white but no, we are not robots...if we see something needs to be done we try to get it done. We don't say, I'm sorry, vendor, but only the Queen of A/P and her minions can help you with that but you will have to screw off because they don't like to answer the phone or return emails!! That is NOT how a business runs successfully, you witch!!! I am so angry at this person and the entire corporate office right now because I am just trying to do a good job and they do everything in their power to make our jobs at the plant level as difficult as can be.

Oh yeah and the Queen of A/P never responds when I have a legitimate work question but if she is pissed at something she perceives I have done, she will respond so fast it will make your head spin!! I can't wait until we get bought by a good company and that witch, her evil minions and all the other corporate yes-men are nothing but a bad memory.

Then there are those who actually ARE rich, and because of that are selfish because they have more money than you. Not all rich people are this way (thankfully) but those who are think the world revolves around them...making me wonder if they are Baby Boomers also, since they too think they are better than everyone else.

Best part of selfish people: they don't think they're selfish, or they don't care. My brother is selfish and arrogant and vehemently denies it, but will be the first to deny help to someone in need. (He's a baby boomer, so that is part of the problem.) Selfish people are total asswipes and if there was a way to blow them off the face of the earth, I'd be the first to do it.

Oh did I mention she WON'T GIVE ME MY FUCKIN FAVORITE SHIRT BACK?!?! $60 LINKIN PARK CONCERT TEE!

Hmmm, sounds like it's time for a new system!!

Well, we have things to do, so until next time...

Stay very annoyed!! ;)

The Bride has finally pissed me off. I was invited to her wedding as her maid of honor which I happily accepted. That is, happy until I found out that in her unique little world the maid of honor has to pay for half of her expense for her fucking wedding! The groom hates me, and I'm helping pay for the wedding?!? She didn't even hint that this gross abuse of friendship was part of the deal until after I agreed.

She can't afford to have her wedding because she is helping him pay his two child supports. He only works part time. They live in a one bedroom crack-shack that she pays for. The entire apartment can fit in my living room. And for some reason I "get to help"...by footing the bill.

She bought her own engagement ring because her sack of shit husband to be didn't have enough credit to afford half of the damned thing. But she insisted taking pictures of the ring and sending me the photos. "Look what he bought me! Aren't you jealous?!" Really let's just call it how it is. You bought yourself the damned thing. It was way more than you could afford and this is why you can't afford the wedding.

So how will you afford it but by shitting on your friends.

This is why whenever I mention that I'm vegetarian (Not for no apparent reason, but only when asked), meat eaters get defensive and tell me eating plants is murder too.

I don't care what other people choose to eat. As long as nobody's being a jerk about it (Things like going "Moooo!" while eating a steak). It's not my choice what anybody else eats.

I'm also sick of the stereotype that vegetarians/vegans are weak and unhealthy. Once again, it's just the few who don't know what they are doing (and are usually just following a short lived trend) that are this way. I have been vegetarian for over 10 years and am strong, fit and in perfect health.

I wish that the few idiots who are becoming vegetarian as a trend, to get attention, because animals are 'cute' or whatever other stupid reasons they have would either do it properly or not at all.

And they need to accept that it is not their choice or problem what anybody else eats. Stop being condescending pricks, it's giving the rest of us a bad name.

PS: Stop saying you're vegetarian if you eat fish or chicken. The next person that tells me this is going to cop an ear full

im so damn angry because fat people often dont workout....GET THE FUCK TO THE GYM, ive honestly had it with fat people who are lazy....i can see a pretty obvious reason why you weigh a tonne!!!! and i dont care if i say the word fat, BECAUSE YOU ARE! get to the gym

Why the hell do people have to do this shit? Is is some kind of compulsion or auto-response deal? Whatever the hell it is, why do they have to do it right in front of everyone?

Last week I was eating my lunch at work. This asshole at the next table in the company lunchroom starts sticking his finger in his ear and really rubbing it around. Then he starts picking his fucking nose. Disgusting!!! And worse he flicked his boogers across the table. Lucky for him he didn't flick any my way or I would have given him what for! As it is, it made me sick.

I wish these dirty bastards would keep their effluvia to themselves. What's next, public masturbation? God I am so piss off angry!!

So if you have nothing better to post than stuff like: 'Ha ha, what a stupid question! Go back to school!', please kindly fuck off and let other more mature, patient users answer the 'stupid' question.

I really don't care if he goes out, but 3 nights in a row including Valentine's? I have never felt more devalued. And pissed right off.

It's hard to believe it's been 7 years for us. Mrs. Webmaster is over at one of her friends homes teaching her how to make one of her fantastic Chinese dishes for her husband. Later this week the happy couple will be celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary. :D

Mrs. Webmaster is still looking for work. She has a lead on a job at a "pill factory" making medicine. Hopefully this one will work out for her. One of her friends is going to introduce her to HR.

The Blog has been rather active this weekend. The Webmaster posted a few items, including a very long post on Moonbats landing in Cambridge Massachusetts. The Webmaster really went to town on the moonbats rather moronic ideas. He also wrote an actual book report on a novel he just finished. While most people consider the Angry Webmaster a raving right wing nut case, he wasn't thrilled with this book. Even the Angry Systems Administrator got into the act this week. He wrote about something called an Offline Updater or something. Frankly, as long as that cave dwelling nerd keeps the systems running, we don't care what he uses.

Well the Angry Webmaster has other things to do, so until next time...

Stay Angry! (Especially the moonbats. They're so entertaining in their idiocy)

If you really love someone, you would not just show it one day a year with a shallow thoughtless gift! Flowers die, candy makes you fat and the jewelry industry is environmentally & socially irresponsible! You might as well just take you money and flush it down the toilet!s

If you really want to show someone you care, spend time with them, do something they want to do, do what they ask you to do, don't be an a$$ all year and then think you can make it up with one crappy gift!

He doesn't fix anything around here... just shows up. Or sends his lovely wife. "Where's my money". That shit isn't going to fly anymore. I send the rent in the form of a money order and she still shows up asking for it. WTF.

He can have his late fees when he starts fixing shit around here (I told him this on his passive aggressive bs note he sent telling us to pay up or face eviction) He wants to play hard ball then BRING IT. I'm not afraid of you or anyone and I WILL make you look like the schlong that you are in court!!!!

In short, "Gappy" is a tramp who angers myself, and many. If approached by her, run. I surely hope ALL of "Gappy"'s teeth fall out.

I'll never get any of this done in a timely fashion. Why, you ask? Because Paypal is a piece of shit and makes me wait 3 to 4 days before I can use my money online. What a bitch.

Mrs. Webmaster is still trying to find a job. The Angry Webmaster found a possibility for her at the corner Minimart. He brought home an application but Mrs. Webmaster decided against it claiming that her English is no good. (It's a lot better then one of the Webmaster's coworkers. He's Chinese and been here 18 years)
No, she wants "Simple work" where she doesn't have to talk to people much.

Mrs. Webmaster is also a bit under the weather. It looks like she may have eaten a bad fish or something. The Webmaster heard her stomach growl this morning from two rooms and one floor away when he got up. She's still a little ill but is improving.

The Angry Systems administrator posted something about new plugins and stuff on the blog. He also mentioned the new cell phone he's thinking of ordering for me. This is a bit of a surprise since he just installed a new battery in the Webmaster's present phone. Hmmm.

It's coming up on tax time again. :p The Angry account has bought a copy of Turbo Tim...err...TurboTax and is gathering all the assorted tax documents we need. The Angry Webmaster does have a bit of a capital gain this year. He sold Amazon.com at $125/share. He bought it back one it was running around $15/share. Yeah, Obama and his crooked horde of scum are going to be after his bank account again.

Well, I think that's all for now.

Have fun watching the StuporBowl...ToiletBowl...whatever!

*Note from Anger Central

Stop being a hypocrite, stop being irrational and illogical just to cling on to the “old values”, stop forcing your own beliefs onto people, stop telling people how to live their lives, leave them alone, learn to accept other people for who they are, stop being so mean to others you consider different and stop telling these people that they'll go to Hell.

You live your life, I'll live mine, don't tell me what to do.

I have two friends like this, and they like to argue and debate in two fields which I feel that I am well-versed in, but when they want to debate, they always pass their own personal opinions off as facts. That's not how it fucking works. You want to debate? You hear the other person's argument, and then, you use facts to create a counter-argument. Not: "Well I think blah blah blah, so you're wrong." Go to hell and go fucking read a book not written by idiots like you. Pull your fucking head out of your ass and learn how to fucking tell the difference between fact and opinion.

A waitress job can be difficult. I tried to avoid it at all costs, but I was pretty desperate, never tried it, so I went for it.

I was terminated after 3 weeks. Apparently, I was "not clicking with anyone", I was "unhappy since day one", I "went off to do my own things", stupid crap. When the truth was, I was doing EVERYTHING they TAUGHT me to do! The only thing that they really wanted to see out of me was to never stop working! Don't stand around, know what's on the menu, check on the customers, keep my area clean, answer the phone, etc. I did all that, when the others would stand around talking about their boyfriends/girlfriends. When all my cleaning was done, and the phone wasn't ringing, I'd be looking for things to do. I tried to study the menu so when our senior waiter would "quiz" us, I'd know what to say: they yelled at me for that. I went in the back to grab a quick sip to drink: got yelled at. I went off cleaning my area, got yelled at. Stood behind the counter waiting for the phones to ring: got yelled at. WTF? I'm trying to do what they tell me to, and they terminated me because I got angry one day about it. Fucking douchebag of the senior waiter, "told on me", and boom! Lost my job. All i did was go into the bathroom to calm down where no one could see me, thinking I was doing people a favor. I'm NEVER EVER going to be a waitress AGAIN!!!

Fuck that shit. I'm done being considerate to these bitches. They can find some other poor dude to make their manservant, because I'm done. I'm also done with dating until I find a girl who's actually worth my fucking time. Fuck all these bitches who have a new boyfriend every other week and every time claim that it's true love, and then they get fucked and get burned, and then they come crawling back to you like the manipulative cunts they are.

I'm sure many people reading this know someone, or have known someone, who acts like this. All I can say is, I hope you have already said fuck it to this kind of behavior, or that you soon will. Fuck these bitches, fuck their immature and downright fucking stupid behavior, and in-general, they can go fuck off somewhere far, far away from civilization.

I pay for EVERYTHING. I do nice things to show i care on a damn daily basis. He doesnt do shit. He never does a damn thing. He doesnt even show up on time, sometimes not even at all. Hes verbally and emotionally abusive and im not smart enough or strong enough to walk away. Gosh im the dumbest girl on the face of this asshole inhabited planet.

The request for help on choosing a new cell phone was a bust. No one seems to have bothered looking at the choices other then the people who work at Anger Central. The Webmaster is growing partial to the Nokia 6260 and would like to hear from anyone who has one. Meanwhile the Webmaster bought a new battery for his Samsung A717. it was only $8 so what the heck, right?

The new UPS arrived for the Anger Central development system and has been hooked up. Now, we have up to 30 minutes of battery time in case of power failure.

Mrs. Webmaster is back from her trip to Washington DC. She likes the city a lot. She said there was so much to see and do. We suspect the Happy Couple will be heading back down there for a vacation visit in the near future.

One of the interesting things on the backend is the Chitika ad system. We're almost at the point of paying for this site's monthly hosting charges. Anger Central highly recommends them. We have found them to be far more reliable then Google's "Do some evil" Adsense system. With a little luck and a lot of help from you, Chitika will drive a stake through the heart of the Evil Google Empire.
(Yes, we still hold a grudge against those slime)

Well, that's it for now. Until next time, Stay Angry!

It's not a 'disease' and they shouldn't be given privileges or 'disabled' facilities, that is what makes me the most angry!!! get off ur asses and stop stuffing ur faces, u lazy fat fucks.

And fat chicks, please PLEASE stop wearing clothes that are meant to be worn by skinny pretty girls like me - those clothes are NOT for you, they are too small and u look disgusting. U should just wear a tent.

And if you give one more back hand comment about my weight I’m going to fucking back hand YOU! Damn! I know I need to lose weight. You teasing me isn’t helping. I’ve been teased about my weight for YEARS. If teasing worked I wouldn’t be fat now would I? In fact, if it worked you’d be able to look back from the time you started these rude comments to now and notice I’ve lost weight instead of maintained it…which I was doing even before you became my “friend”. Either you’re insane or you’re just a douche. I’d say you’re a douche.

I've used drugs. I know what they do. I've never killed anyone, never beat anybody, never got in a fight with anyone, never stole anything, never raped anybody, never done anything harmful to anyone else. Now where the fuck is my commercial? Huh? We get bombarded by these 'TRUTH' commercials and 'AboveTheInfluence' all day, now where's my commercial?

Why can't other people just butt out of my fucking business?

Our other neighbors, they stomp up and down their porch 'ramp' thing all day, sometimes split wood using an axe and a wedge, making lots of noise, and all the places around here have dozens of cars parked in front of their homes at all hours.

3-4 of these neighbors own dogs. Now I love animals, and I own animals myself, but it baffles me that these people do not hear their dogs barking. There's a dog behind me that barks all day, sometimes late into the night, sometimes early in the morning, for no reason. Just barks. This dog is outside all the time, no matter how cold or hot it is, no matter if it's storming or snowing. The other neighbors have a yippy little poodle thing that runs around with no leash or restraint, and follows you, barking. Every one of the dogs in this neighborhood are annoying because their owners don't know how to properly take care of an animal.

Our other neighbors play loud music all day, too.

Why are these people so fucking inconsiderate?! YOU LIVE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU WANT TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, MOVE TO THE COUNTRY!

Laziness is not a disease! And I know for a fact that it is laziness that causes obesity, because I used to weigh 300 plus pounds. Now, I stand six feet four, but I was still fat. Not husky, mind you, but fat. I was eating large pizzas by myself in one sitting while drinking copious amounts of alcohol, not exercising, and making other dangerous lifestyle choices that pushed my weight over 300. I have lost over 70 pounds in the two years since. I am ashamed I ever got that big, having been a marine. But, I was depressed and let myself go. I am not in the shape I want to be in, yet. But, I am getting there. Because I EXERCISE! Shocking.

Fast forward to today. I was a little bummed out over the fact that a girl I really liked wouldn't go out with me. So, a friend offered to set me up with a friend of hers. She said she was not the hottest woman on the planet. She did say she had a few extra pounds, but that she was a 'great person'. Whenever someone says this to me from now on, I will equate this with 'Please date my disgustingly fat friend'. We met up for drinks on a blind date set up and I was disgusted from the get go. I BARELY outweighed this girl despite being nearly a foot taller. FYI, I currently weigh 230 (she weighs 215). She ate like a pig, she farted a lot (and blamed it on being lactose intolerant, too. That's rich.) and went on about how she was losing weight and exercising. I was depressed and didn't think I could get another woman so I went along with it for a couple weeks. But as we got to know each other more, the more disgusted I became. She even wore lingerie for me once to surprise me when I came over one day. I'm sorry but the thought of being sexual with her was the last straw. I vomitted in front of her. And told her exactly why. I believe my exact words were 'Because you are a disgusting fat body with triple chins and a massive gut that hangs over your hips like an uninflated air mattress.', and then I left without hesitation. I tried to be nice and see her inner beauty and came to realize that being true to myself was more important. I want a woman who knows how to take care of herself. Not one who knows how to take care of business at an all you can eat buffet, stuffing her face with ho-ho's afterward. So, fat chicks be warned, if you hit on me and I turn you down, I will tell you it is because you are fat. Period. Also, I look at beautiful women because I appreciate the effort they put into taking care of themselves. That is what makes them beautiful. BBW is a total crock of shit. There is nothing beautiful about a fat pig with no respect for her body. Okay, I'm done.

BTW: Stop it with that dumb behind, "Sex is a need" piece of crap. No it's not. Breathing is a need. Staying hydrated is a need. Taking a crap is a need. Sex is not a need or else you'd be having some variant of it from the time you were born. Your parents would have to teach you to masturbate so that you could stay alive. Then you'd start sleeping with little girls so you both could stay alive. Heck, with sperm bank sex isn't even needed to reproduce (though it is the preferred method).

Oh, and if in your many sexcapades you end up getting a girl pregnant own up to what you helped to create...even if it was unintentional.

Women who hate men, go to therapy and stop trying to push your views on to me.

And finally women who don't have enough self respect to find their own man piss me off! You're not worth the gum under my shoe for the crap you do! You lure husbands and boyfriends away from their loving wives and girlfriends just to sleep with them and ruin an (otherwise) good relationship. You reap what you sew and when you reap herpes don't be mad because you had it coming to you. Find your own man.

Just leave me alone!

He's got a list of phones there along with a poll of for people to tell him what they recommend. One of the problems is these are unlocked phones and therefore rather pricey. Head on over and vote and please feel free to toss a few bucks into the Tip Jar. We know that our fans are very rich and would like nothing better then to buy the Angry Webmaster a new phone. ;)

Mrs. Webmaster is visiting a friend in NYC. She's still looking for a job but hasn't had much luck. She called the Webmaster this morning and said she and her friend, (Who's in the U.S. visiting her son who works at a bank in NYC), are going down to Washington DC on a tour.

In other news, the UPS for the Angry Webmaster's development system croaked. It was a good 4 years old and was a really cheap model. He's ordered a new APC model and that's going to run a good $130.

Now you may be wondering why the Angry Webmaster ordered this himself rather then have the Angry Systems Admin do it? Simple. His idea of a backup system is a pair of gerbils with a wheel hooked to a generator.

Well, the Webmaster is going to go harass the Angry SysAdmin about when he is going to get his new phone.

Until next time...

Stay Angry!

Now here's why I'm mixed with angry and sad right now: I hate having to put up with M just to spend time with A. All I will say is this- M, you know who you are, if you're reading this, pay close attention- the sheer amount of pure arrogance in your treatment of me and of all your other friends has got to stop. Stop being so goddamn conceited all the time- you are NOT always right, and the times that you just happen to be right are not PROOF that you are always right!! It's not supposed to be competition, it's supposed to be a friendship! And you are lucky you have that brother of yours because, if it wasn't for him, I would have been done with you ages ago, if not right now!

And you see, anonymous reader, the thing is that if he does ever read this, his first act will no doubt be to puff himself up on the inside and blame me and, ignoring all his past actions or evidence I may have presented, go on a rant of his own about how stupid I am and then insult me in other forms while ignoring the problem at hand. He will do his because, once again, HE ALWAYS THINKS HE IS RIGHT! He will never even consider that maybe he caused harm in some way through his attitude and actions in this relationship... because he's knows he is ALWAYS RIGHT! And if he were to read the section you are now, he'd become pissed off because he knows he has been shown up, so he will just try to write something against me to show everyone in the website how right he is and how wrong I am. In real life, he goes far enough to make physical threats if you dare even closely proof him wrong- especially when he knows it. But, once again, he will inevitably convince himself that everyone on the earth is an ignorant fool except for him! FUCK YOU M!! GET A CLUE, SNOB, YOU'RE NOT PERFECT! IT'S OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU THAT YOU'RE FAR FROM PERFECT!! Learn to be a friend, asshole. >:,(

1. My manager keeps cutting my hours at work, then when I start looking for another job she acts disappointed in me.
    

2. I only get my paycheck every 2 weeks.
    

3. I have to wait another 2 days to cash the check because the bank is lazy.
    

4. It takes 5 minutes to buy whatever I want or need on the internet. I have to wait 1 or 2 weeks to get whatever I ordered. Forget buying all this shit at the store, it's not stocked there.
    

5. After I spend all my money, all my shit breaks down and I have to wait for my next paycheck to get it all fixed.
    

6. I can't find a job with a bigger salary. They all want more experience. To get more experience, I need a job that requires more experience.
    

7. My family never told me about their problems before, now that I'm all pissed off they start getting on my nerves.
    

8. Fuck you.

Take college kids. They're too sheltered to pay any attention and will probably remain that way. Up until age 18 these dopes were dreaming of facebook titty shots in their twin beds, peeing on rubber sheets, which mommy and daddy washed along with their underoos. Their new babysitters are the beleaguered faculty and staff put in charge of "teaching" these urchins. Young adults? More like walking sweat sponges soaked in Axe--- so gawky they look like their head sprouted from the pimply goo that encases them. Ooooh, you got TWO laptops for Christmas? And those new Ugg boots and your bright, drapey sweater rags? GOOD FOR YOU! You hit that mall HARD over Winter Break, I can tell.

A word to the wise, kiddies. Your future boss won't tell you to put the fucking iPhone away. You just won't get promoted-- if you can get a job with all your, like, totally, uhhm, not good way you, like speak, you know? And while you may not think it's obvious that you're staring at every word write while taking notes in class, I can feel your sleep-crusted eyeballs on me and I don't like it. Also, the middle of a staircase is not the place to stop and have a conversation with three others. This goes beyond courtesy, to which you clearly feel no inclination. It's just common sense!!! And, Miz Rhinestone Encrusted Headband, the next time you or any of your little chums decide to stop on those stairs, I'mma push a bitch!!!

PS: Don't major in Anthropology unless you're Indiana Jones's illegitimate child. Ass.

And on another note, I know that you "had" to spend my birthday at a bachelor party full of strippers. I understand that ultra considerate, female-friendly "bros before hos" rule, too. But don't lie and tell me that you spent the entire evening outside. It doesn't matter if the bitch's net worth is a bag of booger sugar and a couple of food stamps. You'd let that walking syphilis factory grind on you with a vengeance. I know what you did, I know your friends are covering for you because everytime they allude to it in conversation they do so with a fucking smirk on their faces, and I'm pissed off that you're lying to me like you would a small child. I hate the "what she doesn't know can't hurt her" attitude between you and your friends, like women are dumb little animals who are just oh-so lucky to have men spoonfeeding them the false reassurances that fuel their ignorance. And that reminds me: I also resent that you encouraged me to befriend your buddy's girlfriend and then informed me that he has cheated on her in the past without telling her. I just fucking adore how I'm supposed to be in on the lie, smiling to the girl's face like nothing's wrong. How would you like it if I fucked someone else behind your back and thought to myself, "It's okay, what he doesn't know can't hurt him!" How fucking condescending can you fucking get!? And why the fuck would you tell me that your friend did that to her? Do you have any idea how that makes me feel!? Do you have any clue how difficult it makes it for me to be in the same room with her!? I feel sorry for her. Her man has made a complete fucking moron out of her. You, me and all of your friends know more about her man than she does, and you treat it like it's some kind of funny joke. That really, really pisses me off.

I'm waiting for the day I find out that you're fucking around behind my back. I'm seeing red flags everywhere. I'm just waiting on the proof. Watch out, because once you're gone, you're dead to me.

Sorry about no news last week, but the Webmaster was involved in a bit of fan fiction written by a very talented British type person. With a good editor and bit more polishing he had a couple of really good stories. At least the Webmaster was able to push out the updates.

The Webmaster has been incredibly busy in his real world job. Besides his normal duties, he also has to upgrade the telephone system, re-architect the test and production servers and plan the office move in a couple of months. That will involve new internet connections, making sure the new office space is wired correctly and that there is sufficient power for all the servers and computers that will be set up. Yep, The Angry Webmaster is going to be very busy for the next few months and will probably be doing a few weekends as well.

Mrs. Webmaster is looking for a job, but there isn't much out there. She is rather picky, and wants to work as a waitress in a Chinese restaurant. The problem is none are hiring locally.

The Angry Webmaster also wants to replace his cell phone. The Angry Telecom Manager is looking around for an unlocked phone. The Webmaster is prefers flip phones, but since Mrs. Webmaster just got a new phone for herself, he's also looking at sliders. If you have any suggestions let us know. At the moment we're looking at the Samsung D900 and the Samsung U600. If anyone has one of those please tell us what you think.

Well, the Angry Webmaster has to go back to being an intolerant patriotic right wing fanatic. (A couple of dweebs from the moonbat wing of the political spectrum don't like what he has to say about Obama)

Until next time,

Stay Angry!

Republicans succeed more often than Dems because they stick blindly with the party line and define themselves by political or religious affiliation and not as an individual human. Rather than think for themselves they trust that Corporations and the wealthy have the people's interests in mind. It galls me that people really are naive enough to believe that what is good for corporations and the rich is good for the middle and lower classes. I'm royally pissed that a group of idiots who always vote together easily undermine a larger group of people who think for themselves. I'm angry because I have been disappointed in human beings once too often and I give up. I'm angry because I'm cynical and I'm cynical because I pay attention. I'm angry because I have the freedom to say anything but I can be sure that what I say changes nothing.

He was thinner when we were dating. I do not like short men, but he was thin so he looked ok...not handsome or anything but ok enough, plus he seemed nice. So I "settled" for this short bald headed guy who is now so fat and round and uglier by the second that i cannot believe I am actually married to this guy.

I also didn't know (when we were dating) that he was 100,000 in debt and that he is really bad at handling money. he doesn't pay his bills and they stack up at his house. he squanders his money at the bar every night until there is nothing left to pay our bills.

now that he is getting panic attacks, due to being laid off from his job, and is on medication we do not ever have sex. he says the meds make his dick not able to stand up.

help!! what kind of marriage is this. i could go on more coz i am mad ta him of course but i am more mad at me!!! how stupid!! i seems i am a bad decision-maker, right?

1. Nuke the Yemen! The camel shagging little fuckers are a hot bed of terrorist training activity anyway. Wipe them all out in the name of preserving the security of the rest of the planet's inhabitants.
    

2. Nuke the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Let's see those little insurgent fuckers continue to be able fight after having crossed a radioactive mountain range!! And in any case who the fuck lives there anyway, or would want to!! (Might even nail Bin Laden in the process which would be a bonus!!)
    

3. Countries that harbor or encourage terrorism? Give them a set time to get their own fucking house in order, or nuke the fuckers. (For justification please see item 1)
    

4. Any convicted terrorists should be let loose in a large open field loaded up with explosives (seeing how they are always so fucking keen to blow themselves up). You could sell tickets to be able to push the button to send the little fuckers straight to hell, with the proceeds going to the families of those that they have already murdered. Hey I'd buy one!
   
   And lets not be forgetting that if it wasn't for the West's dependence on oil we wouldn't be having to pussy foot around these little rag headed cunts in the first place, as they would be just a bunch of sand niggers living in a tent in a rather large fucking sand pit, and whose highlight of the week would still be fucking their camels on a Saturday night! (No wonder their women wear burkers, have you seen how ugly some of them are!) So lets just try to develop some greener energy sources to reduce our dependence on what they have for our energy needs!
    

5. Instead of giving all those 'preachers of hate' that currently inhabit the UK (living off of benefits that are provided by the very taxes of the same hard working people that they are preaching should be killed), free fucking houses and more money in handouts than the majority of hard working UK citizens earn for working for a living, kick them out, (and fuck the Human Rights Act), and lets elect a government at the next election that has the balls to tackle the issue, not like the current bleeding heart liberal left chicken shits!

Also, all these stupid little drones that think they're each so special because they all dress the same way. So... Would you little fuckers like to tell me how the fuck that works? These little girls are the absolute WORST. They think they're better than everybody else. They don't say it, but you can tell by the way they look at you. They've all got this little interconnected system and try to act like they're all best friends, but once one of them turns their back, the others give her a death glare. You can tell that they all dislike each other, but hang out anyway because they DESPISE the rest of the world from their little perch above everything in their heads. But really, all that's in the air is their noses. I swear, these girls look like they're manufactured. They look down on the rest of us teens for being immature when real maturity is being secure enough to know when something's actually funny and let yourself laugh at it. They also all conform to a single religion because they were brainwashed into it due to parents exactly like them. These people should be sterilized. Or just given a mandatory sentence to compete in the BME Pain Olympics.

It's kinda funny how they say I'm closed-minded for not giving their idiotic religion just like hundreds of others a chance when they were brainwashed into what's basically a cult that's been around long enough to be accepted. And I just can't believe it's possible for someone to be so stuck up as to say, "Shut up, (name censored), no one cares what you have to say!" WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOUR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE SO SPECIAL THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN MY FRIEND WHO WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS, NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU? These people, who often go on to become officers of the law, who feel self entitled to authority, always telling others what to do make me sick. Go die in your mother's womb where karma intended it to happen before you fuck up society with your deluded vision of what's right. The sad thing is, these are the people that get far in life and make all our laws. They're fucking you over and all the while you're praising them for being such a good little person. Fuck, these THINGS wouldn't know what it really meant to be a person if they were lucky enough to get a lecture from the best teacher in the world (which they have from my History teacher). DIE. PLEASE. Save the rest of us from your pretentious, prissy attitude. Either that or get a lesson in real life. They get pissy about every single little fucking thing that doesn't go perfectly.

My friend is an orphan, never had a mom, and watched his addict dad die. Ever since he's been bouncing through foster home after foster home. And yet he's the happiest little bastard I've ever met. You could learn something from him instead of saving your time for the "professionals" that apparently can teach you better because they have a piece of paper. I'll leave you with my favorite phrase:

OFF IS THE GENERAL DIRECTION IN WHICH I WOULD LIKE YOU TO FUCK.

Jesus Christ you cocky bastards! I. AM. NEW. Get it though your goddamn head before I kill somebody!

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Not to mention, they're shallow little fucks who don't seem to understand the concept of love or personality. They all say they're "going out" with a person when they don't even hold hands. What the fuck?!

But he's immature and lazy; where is the nice funny guy that I fell in love with? The stuff that was cute and funny is now annoying and childish.

I work 40+ hours a week; he works 2-3 days a week (and less than 8 hrs a day at that) at a fast-food joint. I suppose I should be grateful that he even has a job. You would think that this would give him time to do stuff around the house; you'd be wrong! He will NOT do anything he's asked to do unless I've pretty much screamed it into an argument (which then of course makes me the nagging bitch). When he does finally do it, it's half-assed (he "washes" the dishes and lo and behold, I find dishes in the cupboard with food still stuck to them...) OMFG WTF BBQ really?

But he can spend 12 hours with his friends every Saturday playing games and can sit up all night every night playing computer games! Now granted, I do play the same computer game (it's the one bit of fun in my life), but he'd rather play with another guild (group of people) in the game than play with me. He ignores me when I just want a little attention, then gets pissy when I get upset about it.

We never go anywhere or do anything (can't really afford it, but still, there are free things to do). Sex? Yeah, we have it, it's not bad, actually. But I don't know why he wants it from me. I'm fat and feel unattractive. Not to mention he has put on some weight too (not much, but he won't do anything about it) & doesn't brush his teeth without being nagged.

We don't fight a lot, only when I get fed up and finally scream at him for everything that he's done to piss me off. Then he sits there and plays his game or watches TV and won't listen or answer me. Tonight was a fine example - I asked why he won't do the few simple things I ask him to do, etc. Do you know what he said? "Because you're a bad person and I hate you." Then why the FUCK are you still here, seriously?! (Oh, because no one else would have your stupid ass, that's right!) I'm really not sure if he actually meant that (he usually doesn't go that far when we fight), but sometimes I think he likes to see me upset. He must or else why would he do it?

So here I am in tears, pouring my heart out to strangers on the Internet. I guess I could get a divorce, but I am really scared to be alone. I would much rather have my funny, loving husband back - I miss him. :(

P.S: To all you lame asses that are about to whine about instant gratification, just shut up. I have only a few years to live, I'm not spending it sitting around waiting for people with shitty work ethic.

He was just an ugly guy with a lowly education and even his "illustrious" family background turn up to be a fraud! And he still wants me to go meet him in that backwater place of his? Go screw yourself, I wish you get trampled and gang raped by cockroaches.

It's been an interesting year. We had a total of 888 incoming postings last year. 306 were rejected for various reasons. 582 rants went online.

We signed up with Chitika last year and the ads are almost covering the costs to run this site. Book sales through Amazon? Not so good. I guess people don't read anymore. :(

We opened a blog on this site after a few fits and starts, including a few real disasters. From what we can see traffic to that site is low and we don't have many commentators. It's possible the Angry Webmaster's somewhat right of center political leaning may have something to do with that. Ok, he makes Genghis Kan look like a flaming liberal, but hey...this IS a rant site. ;)

The Angry Webmaster also started a Facebook page and a fan page. Unfortunately, Facebook doesn't allow aliases so we were forced to sign up as "John Smith. At the moment we only have 6 fans. Come on people! Sign up and increase our fan base. The Angry Webmaster's ego needs some serious stroking here! ;)

The Angry Webmaster completed his first year as a full time employee of a company since 2005. As you may recall, the Webmaster lost his last full time job in 2006 and ended up doing contract work through 2007. That dried up in 2008 and he wasn't able to find a new job until late November. Mr. & Mrs. Webmaster are still recovering financially from that. They were lucky in that the Webmaster had a lot of savings and was able to avoid going into debt.

Still, expenses this year were higher then normal. This was due to the need to replace two cars. The Webmaster's Jeep finally gave up the ghost and he replaced it with a Toyota Tacoma. Mrs. Webmaster's ancient Ford Taurus was still running, but failed inspection badly. The Webmaster is angry that he's now making car payments again.

So, what's in store for Angry.net this year?

Not to much. We're going to keep playing with the blog trying to find the best theme we can. Since we don't have anyone on staff who really is a dedicated theme designer, we're going to have to do it the hard way and just keep trying things.

On the main site, we don't foresee much in the way of big changes. Mostly it will be on the backend. The RSS feed was copied to a backup folder and the new feed has been emptied out. We were deleting anything older then 30 days, but this year we're going to keep all the postings in the feed. At the end of the year we'll just rotate it out and put it into archive.

Well, that's about it for this week. If anything comes up we'll let you know. Please stop by our blog and let us know what you really think. ;)

Be advised that you do need to register and that will mean we could track you back. Sorry, no anonymity over there.

Until next time...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

And stay Angry!

No, I do not want your big fat cyclops in my mouth shooting out dick snot.

Get the fuck away from me, I don't care how badly you wanna fuck me, I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU.

Now really I try to like not hate them.. but i really do, they smell bad.. they're disgusting.. really I wish there was like a law against fat people.

They're just gross.. I'm sick of them..