Food

Mayonnaise

I fucking HATE Mayonnaise. Why does every restaurant put mayonnaise on EVERY single sandwich they serve? It makes the bread all soggy and ruins the damn meat taste no matter how much of it you wipe off or how good you are at wiping it off. It tastes like glue and paint with curdled milk and for some reason it seems all white people LOVE the shit out of it. It's fucking horrible. I ALWAYS get sick from it no matter how much or little I ingest. Oh yeah and it smells like nasty old mildewed sweat inside a piss stained mattress.

What pisses me off more is that EVERY time I tell the damn drive thru guy to make sure there is NO MAYO on my sandwich they just glob on more of that cum looking crap all over the damn thing. God how can mayonnaise be part of the demographic? IT FUCKING SUCKS!!

What goes through people's minds while eating this shit? Seriously I want to know why the hell people would even think about eating such a foul substance. I can't believe it. What is mayonnaise's purpose on this earth? Does it actually have one? Will someone PLEASE tell me why people eat this HORRIBLE SHIT?

*Note from Anger Central
The webmaster likes mayonnaise, especially with tuna fish. :)

Pickles 2

Wow Pickles is the nastiest food ever made and oh GOD the smell whenever people eat pickles I leave the room and when people want pickles I say "get your own or eat it when I'm not around." Seriously Pickles fucking stink every time someone gets a hamburger they always want pickles so I eat before everyone else does, and they look nasty too seriously I like the color green but the way pickles look you can tell how nasty it is. Whenever we have BBQs on the 4th of July yeah there's the foul green pickles of death and I say I'm not hungry when I am but I say that to avoid eating with pickle people.

Pickles are disgusting and should be removed from existence and please stop breathing your pickle breathes on me to and go brush your teeth people and as for the Maury pickle girl wow I totally feel pity for her.

*Note from Anger Central
The Webmaster loves pickles. He used to can his own many years ago. Mrs. Webmaster is like you and hates pickles. However, she loves BBQ'd silkworm larva. ;)

Coleslaw 3

Coleslaw is the most disgusting food ever invented! It tastes like shit. Who the fuck thought of this? Cabbage and watery mayo? What the fuck? Was someone TRYING to make a fart bomb? Every fucking BBQ I have ever been to some dumbass has to bring/make COLESLAW!

They always want you to TRY their crap too, "Oh, did you try my coleslaw?" they ask. And I just want to smack them and say "NO FUCK YOUR COLESLAW!" It's so nasty, I hate the taste, I hate the smell. I hate everything about it.

The funny thing is, I like cabbage, I like mayo but TOGETHER is just wrong. I wish I could BAN coleslaw and never look at it again. KFC coleslaw is the worst. Crapslaw? Coleslop? Coleshit? You get the idea. I FUCKING HATE IT!

My BF hates it even more than I do and this is great because I know I will never have to kiss him after eating COLESLAW! Yay! We both agreed to avoid it at all costs. Just looking at it or smelling it makes me want to puke!

Diet Sodas 4

Diet sodas make me infuriatingly angry because they are only marginally "better" for you than a regular soda, but taste absolutely disgusting compared to the original product. Also, most use a substance known as aspartame which, once ingested into the body, forms a substance similar to formaldehyde and literally preserves you from the inside out. No way can that ever help you lose weight. I know a very overweight woman who keeps diet pepsi stocked 24/7 in her home, and goes through at least a 12 pack of it every three days.

So in conclusion, diet sodas make me mad, because people are so easily tricked into thinking that just because a can says "Diet!", they can guzzle down as much of it as they want and call it healthy. Seriously? Go drink some water, make some tea, buy some juice without a ton of sweeteners, or better yet just drink the normal soda in MODERATE amounts like responsible adults. Thank you.