They're dangerous and scary! Their teeth are too big. They're heavy animals; that combined with their humongous feet hooves means they have almost unlimited killing power.
If you "spook" them or stand behind them, they might get startled and throw or kick you and there's a good chance that you'll die. That level of douchebaggery is unacceptable. Horses are like a shell shocked Vietnam veteran who doesn't realize the war is over and winds up punching his wife in the face in the midst of a vivid battlefield flashback. They are DANGEROUS and they are UNSTABLE. You can't fucking trust them. You startle them for like a second, and they kick out your friggin face. What the hell kind of reasonable reaction is that?
They are so much like Lenny form "Of Mice and Men": brute force bundled with an uncanny degree of retardation. They'll murder you with all the feebleminded innocence of a six year old. And I ain't tryin to get killed by no grade-schooler.
I am damn angry about the many feral cats that roam around our area. There are so many of them sneaking and skulking about, I've lost count of them. There is a large wooden shed near here and the feral cats use the shed to shelter in and, of course, to breed copiously.
The owner of the shed put a lock on the door, but a local broke it off. There's also a large handwritten sign asking people politely not to feed the cats, but an area do-gooder is throwing out cheap cat kibble for this bird-murdering beasts. As a bird-lover, I find the cats' presence highly-objectionable and yes, I'm damn angry!
*Note from Anger Central
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I guess I mostly hat stupid dog owners who don't train their stupid dogs.
Dogs stink, lay in their own crap, puke in the house, piss in the house, shit in the house, eat my food the second my back is turned, get their damn hair all over, and needs constant attention. The neighbor's dog bark at me for being in my own back yard, craps and pees in my yard killing the lawn and little trees I work so hard to take care of.
My family's stupid and un-trained dog always pees and craps in the bedroom, even it the lazy person responsible lets it out, to crap and pee on my lawn. No matter how much I clean up after the mutt, the house stinks as soon as you walk in because I am the only one cleaning up.
I hate having dog hair and dog stink in the furniture and on my clothes. I hate having to clean up the dog's crap, pee and puke. I hate how the dog kills my lawn and trees when it actually goes outside. I hate how the stupid dog will bark at family members when we get there in addition to the mailman or anyone else, after we already know there is someone there. I hate everything about these damn dogs. Am I afraid of it? Hell no. I took it to the crap it left in the bedroom and it knew what it did was wrong. When a child does something like that, they are disciplined but if you yell at the dog, you are being abusive. Hell with that, I yelled at the damn thing and stuck it's face in the crap. Then I giggled my ass off.
I am starting to fucking hate animals namely wild animals that attack humans on contact. Yeah fuck it I endorse hunting and executing of Wild Animals and to all of you dumbass hippies, WWF yeah wildlife fund not Wrestling which it should be fucking called fuck the Wildlife Fund, and PETA who all deserve a bullet to their brainless heads can all go to Hell for supporting animal attacks on other humans. If an Animal tried to attack me I would shoot it in a heartbeat and send it straight to Hell where it belongs. Yeah to all of you crackhead pitbull owners who think owning a pitbull is smart only for one of those dogs to bite and kill an innocent child. if a Pitbull did that to my daughter I would blow it's goddamn head off, take a knife cut it's guts out and set it on fire; also fuck that whole Animal cruelty bullshit it's called Justice against killer animals who deserve to be killed for killing other human beings.
If some Fat Elephant tries to crush an innocent human I would blast that Goddamn Elephant with a Rocket Launcher; if a Horse kicks someone that Horse Deserves to be shot to death. Also I don't blame the hunters for killing the Lion in Africa because Lions kill people. A chimp scratches a Woman's Face off I say that Chimp deserves to be skinned alive and have it's remains set on fire. Also hearing all of these stories of people who were nearly killed by animals on Animal Planet makes me have nothing but Venom towards Animals if I was in the neighborhood that Raccoon decided to kill a woman and orphan her kids I would grab that Raccoon by it's eyes, take a knife and stab it to death and skin it's ass alive and spill every bit of it's blood as revenge. If I lived in Alaska guess what I would slaugter every moose I see, bears would be sent straight to Hell when I shoot their asses, Alligators I would also kill too.
Also PETA if you aren't too illiterate because the world knows how retarded you act; if you see this than fuck you; i';ll shoot up your goddamn offices and stab you right in your fucking Vagina, Ingrid Newkirk and set your stupid ass on fire. Fuck you PETA and may Death happen to all Animals.
Bears piss me off so much they are nasty, vile, evil animals that do nothing but kill. Bears don't deserve to live on this planet they all deserve to die. To any of you so called environmentalists who defend bears. Say that to anybody killed by these disgusting evil monsters. I would arm myself with a Rocket Launcher and blow that fucking bear straight to Hell if I ever encounter one. All Bears deserve to be wiped off the face of existence.
I am so fucking angry at Raccoons because these nasty creatures keep getting into my Trash Cans and leaving a big mess everywhere. It's bullshit that every week before trash has to be collected I half to get new bags of trash to put in my cans because some fucking raccoon can't stay out of my fucking trash.
What's bullshit is the fucking laws protecting these vile creatures where if you kill them than you end up going to jail, it's fucking bullshit.
Raccoons are predators and they attack other animals and humans and after watching a show on Animal Planet where a mother was nearly killed by one of these vile creatures made me so goddamn angry it made me want to hunt down and kill any of these disgusting Raccoons if I encountered any of them.
There should be no laws at all protecting these monsters if anything I have a right like any one else to protect my property and family from these. Some man got arrested for violently attacking a Raccoon all because some Raccoons killed his cats and I don't blame that man at all, except I would have a shotgun and ready to blow that mother fucker straight to Hell where it belongs. It's bullshit this man got arrested for killing some Raccoon that could very well be a danger to his property and family but a Sexual Predator gets off with a slap on the wrist.
I say Washington needs to get it's priorities straight and make laws allowing anyone to kill Raccoons because these creatures are vile, disgusting, monsters that serve no purpose in this world and they all deserve to be an endangered species because Raccoons serve no purpose in this world whatsoever and they all need to go extinct.
Protect your Family and Property and Kill All Raccoons.
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