Vandals

Why do people dents cars? Because they don't care about other people's property. If you have a nice car and a jack ass parks next to you and puts a dent on you car. Get even!

Vandals 2

Vandalism is the lowest, most despicable crimes on the earth. There is no justification for randomly ruining someone's property because you can't be bothered to do anything productive for society. I left my workplace today (Where I'm actually doing something productive for society! OMG!) and went to my car to discover that some excrement posing as a human being has left a gigantic scratch across my car fender to bumper, two windows are smashed in and four tires are slashed. Vandals should be chained to a cows ass with their mouths, nose, and eyes forced open to inhale the cows methane-filled farts until they die.