Lazy People

I simply cannot understand why so many people will cruise a parking lot for 10+ minutes to find a spot that will save them 10-20 steps. The only thing I can think of is that they want their behinds to grow. The less exercise they get and the more they sit on it, the bigger it will grow! I'll bet that these are the same folks that would bitch the loudest if they lost their ability to walk. Then again, it could be the result of dead brain disease.


Lazy, Entitled Jerks 2

Lately I've had some close encounters of the entitled kind. You know them, the ones who create their own dramas and sit back and expect others to pick up the pieces for them. My favorites are the ones who are quick bellyache and bitch when things go wrong but when you offer them a solution it's either blown off completely or you're told that they "tried that already" (yeah, right) because it's clear that they'd rather be helpless victims than actually DO something about the shittiness in their lives. As a woman, it REALLY burns my toast to see other women pull this crap. I'm dealing with someone right now who pulls the pity party routine on a regular basis about how broke she is and can't afford nice things. I am VERY close to telling her, "Look! You're a grown woman. NO ONE is going to take care of you, so get a job!" People need to grow the hell up and take responsibility for themselves because guess what? The world doesn't anyone a living. GAH!


Gyms 3

What is this American obsession with exercising while standing in one place? To separate "exercise" from productive activity? You sit around getting a pillow-butt in some sedentary job, hire a Mexican to take care of anything that involves lifting over twenty pounds or standing in the sun for more than twenty minutes, then rush off to the gym to burn calories.

Just get off your ass and do some yardwork. Ride a bike or walk to the store. Or go to the F'ing park or local school track and run around IT, yuh numbnuts! But no, NOOOOOO. Gotta get in your 10 miles per gallon SUV and drive for miles to an artificially ventilated HVAC building that pisses away energy maintaining temperature that could be maintained better if you could just open a F'ing window there.

Stand around waiting your turn for the machines, pretending you're self-absorbed and doing your own thing... all the while hoping people are noticing you.

Yuh miserable cocksuckers. So scared shitless of crime and pollution and sun exposure that you can't stand the thought of actually accomplishing something while exercising!

*Note from Anger Central
The poster originally tagged this as places, however this rant is aimed more towards the people who go to gyms rather then the gyms themselves.


Ashley 4

his bitch makes me so angry! She gets to cheat her way through life and get everything handed to her on a fucking silver platter.

She and her kid live ILLEGALLY rent-free. No food costs, no phone bill, no nothing.

She drives her boyfriend's car and doesn't have a license. Yet she has put this special sticker on his license plate so police won't pull her over.

She skipped 4 WEEKS straight of college classes because of laziness. She gets to make it all up over the summer.

So while I have to work hard at everything I do, and actually have to hold a fucking job, unlike her, she gets to sit around on her fat ass all day and still find shit to complain about. She makes me so fucking mad, this fake bitch needs to stop getting fucking handouts.


non-contributing members of society 5

I live in a major military area. Navy mostly. It has caused me to become aware of military wives: usually around the age of 20, no job, no ambition, no hobbies even. I have an upstairs navy wife who sleeps til noon and plays video games during the rest of her waking time. Meanwhile the husband is at sea... So the question I have is this: what is the difference between a lazy military wife living off of the taxes of the American people and a baby mama living off of welfare....


Fat Bitch 6

I am angry at this Fat Bitch who is nothing more than the world's most laziest piece of human garbage. She doesn't work at all she lives on Food Stamps and sells them and worst of all she never gives them, she takes it all for herself, she sells everything her daughter gets for Christmas from people who do love her, all because she's too goddamn retarded and refuses to get a job and get her shit together. Her boyfriend is an abusive piece of trash, he's hit her on several occasions and still let's the jackass lie there, I feel sorry for all of the kids, who don't have a real mother to raise them just some fat disgusting waste of skin; if you're not going to take care of your kids or work for a living than why do you live in the first place; all you are is a complete waste of air and a worthless excuse of a mother, and a human being; the only things you need for Christmas is a fucking diet, a job, and a sledgehammer taken to your fat fucking stomach, I can't wait for the day this bitch drops dead, and her kids get taken to better parents, and her daughter goes to her father. The hell with you, you fat fucking Honey Boo Boo Mother look alike bitch.


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