Drunks

Drunks sleeping in my car!

I have had the most amazing morning ever. And when I say this I don't say it lightly. Let's just say that my BF went out at 7:30 this morning and found...

A foul-smelling, loud mouthed, obnoxious drunk. Sleeping in my car. The car I just paid $305 for not 24 hours ago!

Of course he was apoplectic -- madder than I have ever seen him before in my life. Madder even than the night he and my ex BF had it out in the Price Chopper. Of course he dragged him out and was chasing him down the driveway across the street. Yours truly got on the phone to dispatch and said "You'd better send the cops to my house. And I mean NOW!!! Otherwise, its going to get very ugly." Of course they sent three police cruisers to my home and threw the guy across the hood and arrested him. (The police dept. did a NICE JOB!!) They found three nickle bags of pot on the guy too. All the while the guy was screaming "IT'S NOT MY POT! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN WRONG!!! YOU FUCKIN SPIC! ARGH! GET OFF ME! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN WRONG!!!!!" (ETC ETC. AD NAUSEUM)

i went out to try to start it because the registration is revoked for 41 days, hence no tags and it is tarped. I don't want the gasoline in it to turn to napalm -- i might as well junk the car if that happens. I couldn't even get it to turn over -- and the interior still smells like unwashed ass.

So what's a girl to do. Cry, Scream, Eat a Banana...Why does this shit always happen to me. I'm a nice person. I give my last dollar and the shirt off my back to people. Arrgh.

Drunks 2

Drunks think all you want to do is listen to them and their stupid drivel. Last night I was at a Halloween ball in a Roman soldier costume, and a bunch of drunks from a wedding down the hall kept talking about how I looked like the mascot of some sports team they hated. One drunk guy said to his friend, "Should I crush his nuts now?" and a drunk woman shouted repeatedly at me, "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." Meanwhile, I'm just standing there in my costume, waiting for my wife, who was in the bathroom. These idiots were so drunk they thought it was simply okay and fine to shout abuse at a total stranger. Like most drunks, they just want you to listen to them and THINK about the drunken drivel they say. And it worked, because now it's the next day, and I'm still mad at these idiots.