The bastard that broke into my car

Ok, I was working last night and I was having a pretty lousy time working due to the British summer heat. You know, it goes from freezing cold to blistering heat and we all complain about it. Anyway, I was in a pretty foul mood due to the heat, the crappy dance music and the moronic customers when someone told me that the door on my car was open. So I went to check it out and found out to my horror that someone had indeed broken into my car. I say broken into, they didn't need to force the lock, which means the security on my car is laughable. Anyway I have a look around at what is missing, I find that the person responsible has taken the bit that clips onto the front of my stereo (ok, I stashed this, but they found it. I should have taken it out of the car I know, kicking myself now) and had stolen several of my CDs that were in the car too. Bastard!!! I'm actually more pissed off about the CD's than the stereo bit. But I want to know, what sort of person takes the front part of the stereo and not the rest of the unit. Which, to be honest, wouldn't be too hard to steal anyway. Fucking stupid thieves. And that is why I'm angry and getting drunk.


pedophiles 2

it fucking pisses the hell out of me me that someone would actually be fucked up in the head enough to get turned on by young children. what the fuck is wrong with you all? you little cunts are all sick fucks, and that's putting it mildly.

you should either be shot or at least be in a mental hospital until you die. it's appalling how these days many little kids(mainly girls) are being violently kidnapped from their homes, raped and sometimes even brutally murdered. don't you people realize how much HARM you are doing to these young children? some of them end up fucked up for the rest of their lives. the younger a child is the less he or she knows about sex. so when terrible things like this happen to them they become literally brainwashed into thinking that this is a normal part of life and then they act out in sometimes outrageous ways. thier lives are ruined. so all you people out there who are thinking little boys and girls get your jollies going, listen closely; EAT SHIT AND DIE SICKOS!!

it's one thing to be a little bit perverted. i myself am a fetishist but not at all in a sick way. i cetainly am not turned on by little girls! that is beyond sick. it is PURE EVIL. i have no children of my own but if i did and some little
freak decided to victimize them i swear to god i would instantly decapitate him with my bare fucking hands. you people seriously need to die.


stupid lowlifes who kill their kids 3

why am i so damn angry? i'm glad you fucking asked! why the fuck is it that i seem to be the ONLY FUCKING woman who can't get pregnant? i use the fucking ovulation predictors and everything else and NOTHING!!!! i'm so fucking SICK of being the only one of my friends who is barren & has no fucking kids, while these fucking lowlifes on welfare have kid after kid and kill them, drown them, toss them off building or just plain fucking abort them because it's too inconvenient to have a kid, and they have no money for fucking CONDOMS! so why the FUCK should my husband & i be punished for being stable and having good job and not being able to get fucking pregnant? OMG, i could fucking SCREAM i'm so pissed off!!!!!!!


Car Vandals 4

I get the first new car of my life (my previous car was a 74 Dodge Dart I had 10 years ago). So far, it has been the victim of a dent & run in the parking lot and a keying. The keying happened after I spent a good deal of money fixing a dent & run & a sideswipe of a double parked UPS truck (that one was partially my fault), which was blocking the line of vision. I didn't park too close to anyone, I didn't take up 2 spaces or do anything else annoying. The lot wasn't even that full. But some pathetic waste of a human being had to scratch it up because he/she is too lazy to work for something like this himself/herself. Here's the punishment I suggest for car keyers:

  1. Take the implement they used to damage the car and use it to disfigure their face

  2. Take their favorite possession, be it a CD player, etc. and let the victim run it over repeatedly w/their car.

The keying was last night. At first, I wanted to use the implement they used to key the car to cut out their hearts and run over the hearts. But, aside from the fact that it's a bit harsh, I don't know if they'd live long enough to see me running over their hearts.


Employees that steal 5

I am pissed off at a certain employee at work. She is extremely dumb, she has a face that resembles no emotion, and she steals money from the register. I know it's her, yet all these fucking laws protect her. I can't fire her as she will sue me for wrongful dismissal. Doesn't she get enough money here? Who the fuck does this ignorant cunt think she is? When she is finally found, her ass is going to court. She can pay back all the money she has stolen.

Thank you Anger Central for letting me vent my anger!


Online auction sellers 6

I am extremely mad with online sellers who sell fake designer stuff passing it as authentic. I have been conned several times and lost so much money because of this. I'm mad at myself for being so gullible! Why can't online sellers just be honest? I had one where I bid on the item, the con-artist ends the auction to sell to me and then demands payment immediately. I found out later the item she claimed to be authentic was NOT authentic because she copied someone else's auction description and photos and was trying to pass off a $20 China knock-off as a $1000 item. These people are thieving scum. I refuse to hand over my money. Because they rip people off, I hope it will one day come back to haunt them. Fuck them all off the planet.


Teenage Drink Stealers 7

I work in a restaurant where we use the "honesty policy" when it comes to fountain drinks, which means that we basically give them a cup when they ask for a soda or for a water. Why do 80 percent of teenagers order water and then steal soda? Considering we charge a buck for a soda with free refills, I don't think we're exactly killing them with costs. And then they think they're getting away with it cuz we can't say anything to them. God forbid they get embarrassed for doing something wrong. What if our criminal justice system worked that way? Seriously, what are people teaching their kids these days? Just think about this... if all the stolen sodas were paid for, everyone working that shift could make $2 more per hour. Thanks a lot you little brats. Hope that $1 soda is worth going to Hell for, SINNERS.


Dishonest people 8

I am sick and tired of having to deal with people who sare supposed to be doing a job but just can't be arsed to do what they say they are going to do!

I have tried to upgrade my Sky TV package, and what happen? I have 2 weeks of people telling me what I want to hear to get me off the phone. I have tried to do several things and people have promised they will do something or send something and it just doesnt happen.

I supposed when i was 18 I worked and didnt care - it was a job that paid me money so I could go shopping and go out with my freinds. But now I'm older I feel I have a responsbility to do the things I say I'm going to do so people dont get let down and feel the way I do. even my boss trells me not bother calling people back, just to leave it for someone else to deal with. Why??

I am waiting for the day when someone I make arrangements with actually sticks to it and doesnt disappoint me - but I suppose it will be a cold day in hell before that happens.


Sick Perverted Asshole 9

This has to be the most sickest crime ever a man in his 40s drove his truck in front of a school wth the car door open and was seen masturbating in his truck. I mean to jack off in front of a school now thats just sick.

This guy did it again but this time at the city park and the guy this time was spotted and now it's on the local news(where I live)I hope this masturbating asshole gets put in jail because thats sick, perverted, and just playing nasty. Lets just hope he dosen't strike again.


THIEVES 10

I HATE FUCKIN THIEVES ESPECIALLY CAR THIEVES THEY STEAL YOUR SHIT THAT YOU FUCKIN PAID FOR AND MOST OF THE TIME ITS EXSPENSIVE WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY GET A FUCKIN JOB IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SOME FUCKIN ASSHOLE JUST STOLE MY RADIO, AMP AND ALL MY CD'S I AHD ALL THE GOOD SHIT TOO MY FAV IS JOURNEY IF THATS YOU OR YOUR A THIEF FUCK YOU GO SCREW YOUR SELF WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND BITCHES PEACE IM OUT


Internet Scammers 11

How stupid do you think people are? Shame on you for annoying smart people and preying on less-savvy people with your phishing scams, bogus jobs, "cheap medications", and lottery schemes (I could go on but won't). Shame on you too for creating viruses, spyware and malware that make my computer run slow or disable it completely! You're obviously intelligent -- why don't you channel that energy somewhere useful?


Sexual Abuse 12

I am angry because a boy sexually abused me years ago and has not been punished. The people assigned to deal with it are completely incompetent, inconsiderate, condescending and incomprehensibly, unjustifiably stupid. This guy made my life hell and he remains the most popular guy in the entire grade. It is as if he is rubbing in it my face, like he did his tiny, insignificant, grotesquely small dick. I hope that he dies of gonorrhea from his dog or brother or whoever it is that he viciously commits foul, depraved acts of sexual deviance upon while they cry out to be killed and for it to end now.

Since that, I have thought about him every day. I don't want to though. It is as if he has done a giant shit on me and now he wants me to eat it. I picture him hanging upside-down by his dick (if anybody can spot it) crying in pain. He begs for mercy as my everlasting, volcanic anger subsides. His agonizing screams anesthetizing the pain he has caused me.

However, I know that this will never happen and every night I struggle to accept it as I try to fall asleep without attacking the nearest person by whipping them with their own intestines.

I now feel a bit better.


Thieves 13

Who the hell needed my scratched up Beetle hubcaps so bad last night? They weren't worth anything to anybody but me. Now my car looks just as ghetto as everybody else's. All while getting get some friggin' tacos for my family. Thanks a bunch, I hope you hurt your thieving little fingers when you pulled them off. And I hope you get your little asses kicked when you try to sell them. Yeah, the dealer wants $60 for them - when they aren't all scratched up. You'll be lucky to score $20 for the set. Here's an idea, get off the rock, get a real job, and stop stealing from hard working people just trying to stay afloat. Remember, karma is real.


Pedophiles 14

I'm angry because i'm 14 years old gosh darn it!!! I tell you freaking pedo's this and you still have the eff-ing nerve to talk to me. NO! I am probably stupid enough for even giving you the time of day but im not rude. I'm tired of all you creeps acting like you're my friends when you really just want to get with me! Seriously find someone YOUR OWN FREAKING AGE! *cough,cough* CHRIS!!! your 24 and pretty ok looking. You can get someone else. So get off my case you eff-ing pedo!!!


People Stealin' My Fruit 15

I want the whack jobs who continue to steal my fruit out of my yard to die from rancid diarhea of the brain, mount, and butt. I hope the fertilizer that I use to make the fruit sweet and delicious reacts with their natural butt juices and causes them to live short and have not prosperty....Thank you for allowing me to rant.


Thieves 16

Today, I was with my friends at a park just talking and having fun. I left my skateboard ten feet away from me and 2 kids stole my $180 dollar bamboo skateboard. Thats weird that in my nice neighborhood i can't trust anyone. Oh and the city police station is right across the street.


Thieves 17

I tend to lose things of value quite regularly which is why when my wallet was stolen on thursday i naturally thought I'D misplaced it. However, deep down I knew I had my wallet, and keycard, drivers licence etc, in my schoolbag and had not touched it all day! Since I had no clues as to who took my wallet I cancelled all my cards and went through the motions but on Friday afternoon a customer at my workplace came in (I wasn't working at that time) and used MY staff discount card! I came in to work that night and at the end of the night I was counting the coupons and discount cards received and noticed MY card on the pile! I was CERTAINLY CERTAIN that discount card was mine and promptly told my boss about it (ironic hey? thieves obviously didn't know where I worked!); I asked if he could describe the person who gave him the card and he said they were wearing a blue uniform (the uniform from MY school) and looked around my age. I asked if I could look over the surveillance cameras to see who the person was because then I could tell the school principal they had cards from MY wallet. My boss said that camera footage of a person with the same coupon as me (only staff have access to the cards though!!)isn't enough evidence to accuse someone of stealing and he won't show me the footage. The only people who could have taken my wallet were in my grade and, as I know the hours which my wallet was taken from my bag(the only lesson my bag was left outside the classroom), if I saw the footage I could determine whether they were in my class or the two nextdoor (only three classes in the building at that time of day). I can't accuse them of taking my wallet but surely they would have something to do with it or would know at least who gave them the discount card. Those people are so low; it makes me very angry that they think they can get away with theft, I'm going to the school principal and I AM going to get them suspended when I find them!!


Petty theft 18

I work at subway and the other day my friends came in and ordered a chicken sub, being my friends they pestered me to put extra cheese for free so I did because a slice of cheese is worth like 10 cents! Anyway, when I got to the register, I pressed that I'd made a veggie sub and thus charged them $3 less than they were supposed to be charged. My supervisor saw this and spoke to me after about it saying "don't do that, if the boss catches you, you'll be fired." Then the supervisor said he wasn't going to tell the boss but consider it a warning.

So the next week I ring up for my hours and I've got no shifts!! My boss then rings and says that he wants to speak to me, he looked over the footage and saw me give my friends chicken instead of vegetarian and that was stealing. He said I was terminated for breaching policy and was untrustworthy... I lost him $3 whole dollars which must have hurt his wallet immensely!! I offered to give him $3 back but he'd made his decision. I guess now I'm jobless for the christmas period which is fantastic!!!

Would you fire one of your employees over petty theft of this amount?! I know it was wrong to do but I've seen my supervisor take subs and cans of coke for free each shift, surely that's costing more than $3? Oh well, for $9.50 an hour and no penalty rates on weekends, let alone public holidays as well as 4 hours per week maximum, no flexibility (my shift each week I am not allowed to change- I take it or leave it). Plus with no pay slips and not even a group certificate, I can't be bothered working there anymore anyway! It was horrible!!!!

I'm more pissed off than red-faced angry but my rant is still relevant!!


thieves 19

Fucking piss ass thieves make me mad as hell. If you can't get off your sorry ass and get a job like the rest of us then too bad. I work my ass off to buy my material things...only so some lowlife dick can cut the lock on my storage building and steal stuff. Stuff that's irreplacable to me but useless to you. As in the boxes of my grandmother's quilts or my grandfather's hats, and they are deceased. Or how about my personalized stockings for my children. Useless unless your kids are named the same as mine they're no good to you. Drug addict or just stealing for no reason is wrong and GOD help you if someone ever catches you messing with their stuff. Thieves are cowards and pieces of shit who can't take care of themselves so they rob others to fulfill their needs. I say fuck a thief, burn a thief at the stake. We should cut off his right hand...no arm!!Get a job loser!!!! And try paying hard earned cash for something. And if you ever do, well I hope someone breaks into your house...FUCKER!!!


Murderers 20

Murderers are the most depressing pieces of shit that have impacted my life. When they kill people, they cause emotional pain to the victim's family and friends.

I had an old friend, and I was going to visit her in person after 15 years of being away. But now I can never see her because some drug dealer murdered her. I hope that asshole realizes the pain he causes people. If you have to kill people over drugs, then you should drop the habit because it's hurting people.

*Note from Anger Central
As of this posting a lunatic in Norway has set of an ANFO bomb and murdered some 82 people on an island. Norway doesn't have a death penalty or life without parole. may we suggest life in an electric chair for this nut?


Vandals 21

I work at a movie theater during the weekends, and I'm sick of the vandals that come inside and damage our property. It started when these punks decided to collapse the chairs and rip off the arm rests. Even with the security cameras, the managers won't do anything about it.

As of recently, the vandals damaged our arcade cabinet by chipping a humongous hole in the bottom corner of the wooden case, stripped off some of the rubber, and shoved a toy under the entire machine.

I don't get why the managers are so relaxed about this dangerous, abusive, vandalism. A year ago they were militant about kicking out disruptive people, and now they don't care. This workplace is a mess.


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