Half you mean ass fucks think you're better than me and I'm sick of you shit bombs looking at me like "what the hell are you doing here" or "why in the world would you wear that". Fuck you and your fancy handbags, phones, water bottles and myspaces. Just stay the fuck away from me because I am done with your poop encrusted asses. I know who my real friends are at this prostitute wasteland called a workplace and the last time I do anything to help you has long gone.
Before this year I never realized that it's true that some women live life like it's 1950 and they've got to compete with other women all-out. I'm such a sucker, trying to be nice despite all my instincts yelling "she's a faker, watch out!" We roomed together on a business trip. I gave her a million tips. "How do you do this, how do you do that?" Like an idiot I gave her all my hard-won insider knowledge.
Already it was clear that our "boss" was favoring her, even though he and I had worked together for years. Every time the two of them were together it was disgusting to watch her ass-kissing. "Oh, look at how masculine you are, you are so brilliant, ooh, can I have a sip of your coffee, oooh, sorry I got my lipstick on your cup, oh your son is so special, he and I were talking the other day, and I just love your entire family, I've already bought your Xmas present, I love how we're always laughing when we're together, blah blah blah." OK, so maybe I tend to keep a little more distance, but isn't it suspicious when just a few months into working with someone they're practically living in your house and attending family gatherings? WTF?
Not to mention, this bitch would show up at meetings that she was not invited to just to observe me with a sour look on her face. It got fucking creepy. She copied everything I did, word for word, images, etc. But hey, I got more ideas where those came from. Clearly, she doesn't.
End of story: She got upset about something very minor I did -- because it wasn't what she wanted to do on a joint venture. I wasn't about to wait for her approval so I made one decision that did not affect her in the least. She called me incessantly over the weekend -- fucking smart bitch, knew not to email cause there'd be a trail of slime. I didn't answer the phone. But she got me in the end. She "confronted" me, and like an idiot I got sucked into defending myself. We even hugged. Shudder. Then she took whatever it was I said, twisted it and told our "boss." He emailed me the next day. Our business relationship was severed, no explanation. Unfortunately we are still legally in partnership so I'm just fucked, while I can't tell anyone what a backstabber she was. I truly have never behaved in this way. At least she's older and uglier than me, huh? (She used to compliment me on my looks all the time, then shoot me daggers when she thought I couldn't see. Meanwhile she constantly talked about her own appearance, her body fat, her gray hairs, wrinkles, etc. Here's a beauty tip she'll never read: Constantly pointing out your physical faults is a stupid move that makes you seem even uglier and more shallow. Keep up the good work, bitch!) Is that why she felt the need to do this?But one thing I'm glad about, "boss" was having too good a time being in the middle of two women scrapping over him. What bullshit. I'm not your wife or concubine, you egotistical sexist asshole. I know my competence was too threatening to your self-concept as a regal father figure. Enjoy your ugly ass-kisser. She can have you.
I have a 19yo coworker who recently found she is knocked up! Well, birth control sweetheart! For months now I have had to talk to her about her inability to perform her job properly (she is a base level employee and I am a supervisor). I call her a subordinate and I've always hated that word.. it sounds uppity, but in her case it is appropriate. She is overly loud, acts like a 14 year old and then gets angry when asked to please keep in mind that she works in a public place and that her behavior may be inappropriate. She has been written up for making racist remarks in front of customers and for failing her job required training. For some reason she is still allowed to work in a highly public area with multiple high ranking individuals coming and going. The number of mistakes is numerous. When a mistake is made I no longer fix it for her; I expect her to fix it herself and she gets snippy. Tonight was the final straw. A message had been sent out to all the employees giving direction on a situation. A note had been placed in the employee pass-on log book about the situation. A message had been put on the customer's file about the situation. She turned around and did the exact opposite of what all 3 of these notes said! When she told me my initial thought was What's new? I joked that I was going to have to punish her and she snapped at me. After a few feeble attempts at trying to fix her mistake (she doesn't have the computer authorization to fix it) and trying to discern what she'd done and having her snap at me a couple more times I told her to log off and go home. She snapped at me again. That was it. She called the supervisor at home and complained. As I spoke to him explaining what she had done she stormed out the room (to the customer wait area) threw something and tore out the door. When she returned she got on the phone and told our supervisor I had yelled at her. I calmly said I never yelled at you to which she yelled---I mean YELLED at me--SHUT UP AND LEAVE! Well, fortunately after she'd yelled this 4 times the supervisor reminder her that I am the ranking person and that we will be having a sit down discussion tomorrow about this. At this point I dont care. She asked for a transfer to another department (if only!). She was also cussing and yelling.. I asked her to lower her voice because a door to the customer wait area was open and she yelled at me again to Shut up and Leave. The temper tantrums have GOT to stop! I know I need to try not to treat her like a 14 yo but it is VERY difficult when my own 14 yo is MUCH more mature than she is. Right now I don't know if I'm even going to go in tomorrow to deal with her. I look at her at 19 and know that due to her her over sheltered upbringing she was not allowed to mature as she should have. She is the baby of her family. But I think management would be wise to move her to a less focal area of the facility until she can grow up and show some maturity before she is put in direct contact with so many high ranking customers.
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Considering that the Webmaster was out of work for 11 months, we really don't
want to say this, but...
Start documenting everything. This woman needs to be fired ASAP. Of course, now
that she is pregnant, she has managed to get herself into one of the "Protected
worker classes." Still our guess is she will be gone as soon as she has the
baby.
So I have this coworker who is very obese. She is also very hateful towards me. She makes comments insinuating that I only got my job because of my looks. Never mind that I exceed the educational requirements and have tons of related experience. I have noticed that in group setting people tend to look me in the eyes while avoiding direct eye contact with her. She is not only fat but extremely unpleasant looking. I cannot control the behavior of strangers. Personally, I have always treated her with respect, but all I get in return is belittlement and hostility. I am so frustrated with how this Godzilla is taking her inferiority complex and trying to project it on me!
Nosey Coworker. I work with a woman aged 43 who cries at the drop of a hat yet boasts how she used to work with gang members in a rough neighbourhood. She has started leaning over my shoulder to watch me work. I'll feel odd, turn around and there she is watching me saying I'm just wondering how you do it. I've turned my computer monitor around so she can't see it and she now steps in front of me leans over and gets her head in front of me to look at my screen uninvited. She laughs obnoxiously at her own comments, she keeps rearranging the office furniture for no reason, moving where supplies are kept. She often decides that she will thank me for all of the good work I've been doing for the team... I've worked there much longer than her, she is patronizing. If I walk in the door she looks concerned and says "is every thing ok?".
She really annoyed me when she met my relative who came to give me family photos and she talked with him and has now decided she is going to take him out to dinner with her family once a week and find him a girl friend and when I asked for the family photos he said he left with her, she said oh, he said I could keep them. "He has a beautiful family" and she showed them to me but kept them. I am going to burst. She is incredibly rude and weird. I've tried to not interact with her, but she is now physically getting between me and my work. She drives the other people in the office crazy too and this is the 3rd position the company has moved her to. HELP!!! She never gets any work done either, yet she talks as if she runs the place and uses buzz words to try and impress and is always whipping out useless Excell spread sheets. She is never able to complete a project. She also constantly talks about how men want to discuss their sex lives with her and how they flirted with her, she is married with 2 children. Then she does a disgusting grinding sex dance and laughs. I'll shut up now. Thanks for reading.
She is very rude, up the bosses ass, she gossips, incessantly, and talks about EVERYONE--especially the BOSS-- behind their backs and does NOT get in any trouble. She is an ass licker. She will sell her mother if she knew it was to get herself ahead. She is a narcissist! She has complained to the boss about me complaining about a coworker who steals from everyone--and I get reprimanded! She has gone behind my back--thinking I do not know--"I want her (me) out" she said. and she said this on more than one occasion. (I overheard this without her knowing) She is sarcastic, snide, rude, makes punitive comments to most people--only to be ignored because people won't call her on her bullshit! She KNOWS she's being mean and knows exactly what shes doing! She goads people only to get them upset, and most ignore her. But this only perpetuates her! She has her minions who squeal like piglets to the boss, just so they don't feel her wrath. She thinks I don't know what she does, and what kind of person she really is. Oh, but I do! I have confronted her in the past only to be reprimanded by the bosses for MY "attitude" because she went to the bosses.. "because she (me) made me feel bad".... boo fucking hoo! She is a spineless, sad, freaky little frigid woman who hates men & (God help her husband!!) cannot express her feelings in a HEALTHY manner, because she feels her dad "left" her mother with eight children when he died. No one "leaves" voluntarily when they die, they DIED...you nimrod! She is SO angry and targets me because she cannot express her anger. She gains control by being this way at work ( at me )because she cannot express her anger and lack of control in her life! Because when she was growing up they could not and do not yell, or raise their voices, or be angry, ever! What kind of Leave it to Beaver dysfunctional crap family is that?? PUHLEASE!! I'm here at this site, because I NEED my job, and I have no recourse at work to say or do anything anymore! So this is where I can say EXACTLY what I feel and have some catharsis!
.....So, listen up you fucking cum sucking squid princess wanna be----you may be able to get away with harassing me at work but I'll tell you what, you EVER come near me outside from work, and I will pop your eyes like bingo balls!
She is very rude, up the bosses ass, she gossips, incessantly, and talks about EVERYONE--especially the BOSS-- behind their backs and does NOT get in any trouble. She is an ass licker. She will sell her mother if she knew it was to get herself ahead. She is a narcissist! She has complained to the boss about me complaining about a coworker who steals from everyone--and I get reprimanded! She has gone behind my back--thinking I do not know--"I want her (me) out" she said. and she said this on more than one occasion. (I overheard this without her knowing) She is sarcastic, snide, rude, makes punitive comments to most people--only to be ignored because people won't call her on her bullshit! She KNOWS she's being mean and knows exactly what she's doing! She goads people only to get them upset, and most ignore her. But this only perpetuates her! She has her minions who squeal like piglets to the boss, just so they don't feel her wrath. She thinks I don't know what she does, and what kind of person she really is. Oh, but I do! I have confronted her in the past only to be reprimanded by the bosses for MY "attitude" because she went to the bosses.. "because she (me) made me feel bad".... boo fucking hoo!
She is a spineless, sad, freaky little frigid woman who hates men & (God help her husband!!) cannot express her feelings in a HEALTHY manner, because she feels her dad "left" her mother with eight children when he died. No one "leaves" voluntarily when they die, they DIED...you nimrod! She is SO angry and targets me because she cannot express her anger. She gains control by being this way at work ( at me )because she cannot express her anger and lack of control in her life! Because when she was growing up they could not and do not yell, or raise their voices, or be angry, ever! What kind of Leave it to Beaver dysfunctional crap family is that?? PUHLEASE!! I'm here at this site, because I NEED my job, and I have no recourse at work to say or do anything anymore! So this is where I can say EXACTLY what I feel and have some catharsis!
.....So, listen up you fucking cum sucking squid princess wanna be----you may be able to get away with harassing me at work but I'll tell you what, you EVER come near me outside from work, and I will pop your eyes like bingo balls!
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If this "Judy" is so angry, send her over here. We like angry. ;)
I am mad because Alpa lied on her resume to get he job she has. Someone more deserving should have her position. I am also mad because she spaces out her work so much over the course of a project that it makes everyone else work overtime to make up for her lack of productivity. She just wants the extra dollars in her wallet at the end of the week. SHOVE IT!
I work at the Police Department. There are these two girls that work in Records that I cant STAND!!!! One has been there for almost a year, the other started at the same time I did.. They hit it off fairly quickly and now are the best of friends. One I will call OL and the other DQ. OL trained DQ while I was trained by someone else. OL has more knowledge than the person that trained me. SO, DQ started off doing things right while I had to sift through confusion doing the same job. Now, whenever something is not done right, who gets the blame? ME! While both of these drama queens surf the web looking at clothes, shoes, etc. they are praised while I am left answering the phones, waiting on the window. When they need my help from now on, go suck an egg. Having a bad day, because your boyfriend the cop is cheating on you with another woman? Dont take it out on me! Leave your shit at home! Dont go stomping around and making everyone else miserable! And you OL, Ive noticed you are not as quick to run to the supervisors office when YOU make a mistake as you are when I make one...... You two are making the office into a war zone. The officers are beginning to hate you and for good reason. That feeling in the air? Thats people starting to treat YOU bitches the way you have been treating ME! What goes around comes around....
I work with MP & RE - 2 of the nastiest rumor spreading putzes I have ever met in my life. The boss KNOWS these women gossip and tell BS about others in the office yet does nothing because she's a huge gossip herself.
MP is an extremely overweight woman who is with a husband that is both physically and verbally abusive - at one time I used to be very worried about her hoping she would leave him and take her 2 kids and be safe. She has taken him back for the 8th time and maybe this time he'll put her in the hospital for good.
E is a barfly who has 4 kids by 3 different men and is not married. She blows all her money and openly tells the entire office that she cannot pay her bills, therefore calling on churches and community action offices to pay her rent, utilities, food, car payment....??
These are the 2 biggest gossips you'd ever come across in your lives. I have to laugh out loud when I go over both of their lifestyles for it screams loudly WHY they both act the way they do. I used to befriend them, feeling sorry for their plights....not anymore. They are vicious, vindictive, conniving, uncaring, cold, cruel, and total worthless as workers. Both have so many missed days that it's unreal. Both spend half the day on the internet, surfing and typing emails nonstop.
My goal is to get out of this office...it's ridiculous to have to keep working around assholes such as this. It will NEVER change and I see that now since I have accepted the boss doesn't give a shit. She avoids confrontation and she knows these 2 shit for brains would put her in her place.
MP and RE - you 2 take the cake. You both need to go work in a manure facture for you both shovel it quite well. Get a life - both of you idiots!
Thanks for the rant ! It was great!
I work for a company that has 9 offices throughout the Southeast US and I have been with the firm for 17 years. After nearly 9 years with the firm, my responsibilities had increased to the point where I was unable to handle all of the workload myself unless I worked 12 hour days; which I did for a year. Eight years ago I hired an assistant who, at some point, decided what she would and would not do in the office which put most of her responsibilities back on me.
My assistant was to sit in the Lobby, answer the phones, handle the files, handle the mail, greet visitors, handle pick-ups and deliveries, order supplies, assist with accounting and to maintain a database intended for logging documentation in/out of the office. Two significant changes occurred in those 8 years;
(1) one person in the company became the supervisor for all Administrative personnel so I was no longer her supervisor and
(2) we hired a part-time temp to handle the front desk duties during a 2 year period when the workload required a third Admin person.
Two years ago we were forced to let our part-time temp go due to the slowing economy and less business. Naturally, one would assume that the employee initially hired to handle the front desk duties would take back the duties she was hired to perform but that didn't happen.
During the course of time we had a temp, my assistant had become quite involved in Marketing. When the temp left the only thing my assistant would do is answer the phones and periodically order supplies. Since my desk was closest to the lobby, I was constantly interrupted to sign for packages and greet visitors. Now I was working 10+ hours a day just to keep up with the workload. And when I referred to her as "my assistant" she would correct me by telling me "I'm not your assistant" anymore.
What upsets me the most is that I changed my work hours 4 years ago to accommodate her because she couldn't get in the office by 8am to answer the phones. I was to work 7:30am to 4:30pm; she was to work 8:30am to 5:30pm. I usually came in at 7am, worked through lunch and left by 5pm. More than 60% of the time, she came in late, often 20 minutes or more late, and periodically took 2 hour lunches. I sat at the front desk at least one full day a week to answer the phones to give her uninterrupted time to concentrate on her work but she refused to do the same for me; even when our supervisor told her to do so. I hired her to handle all of our project files (8 4-drawer cabinets) and now I was handling all of the project files plus 8 more cabinets of contract and accounting files in my office. Then I found out she was leaving at 5pm claiming she worked through lunch to justify leaving a 1/2 hour early. She even went so far as to tell me that she didn't want to sit at the front desk or answer the phones anymore. She was rude to callers and often an emotional mess because she brought her personal problems to work. I tried to make our supervisor aware of her behavior but because she was always out of the office and didn't see what was going on...nothing got done about the problem. Until the Partner in our office started noticing himself.
My assistant was specifically directed by the Partner to work with me to get the filing done. Shortly thereafter she told me, to my face, that she's decided "if she gets to the filing she does; if she doesn't she doesn't". I must have looked like a deer in headlights because I was so dumbfounded that she would be so defiant and actually say that to me. After I had done 70% of the filing, the Partner directed me NOT to do any more until my assistant could demonstrate her ability to help with the remaining filing. After 2-1/2 months and the filing growing in in-boxes, my assistant was let go by the Partner for not performing her duties.
I feel bad for the woman loosing her job because she's a single mother. But her biggest mistake was refusing to be a "team player". The economy is bad and there are so many people out of work that no one should limit what they can do to contribute to the success of a business. Defying your boss and taking advantage of your coworkers is the quickest way out the door.
My colleague is a real asshole. He obviously doesn't have enough work to do and goes around during the day picking on the women in the office criticizing their dress sense or their size or the amount of makeup they have worn to work. Stupid fuck. The next time he insults another colleague I'm going to ask him if insulting the women in office helps him to cope with the insecurity of having a small dick.
This hag never want's to work. Don't expect a holliday off when it's already been scheduled for you because this lazy bit** will find a way screw you out of it. She expects you to understand her problems but doesn't give a shit about yours. Every single year she's managed to take all the major hollidays off and the rest of us are expected to work around it. It's not just the hollidays though, this is every other week! There's always some type of emergency that keeps her from work, God forbid 8 hours go by without her being able to stick her titties in her ADULT kids' mouths. There's a reason they cut the umbilical cord at birth. If it's not her kids than it's some weird ass medical issue she's dealing with but can't produce a dr.'s excuse to verify it. That's because she wasn't sick, she slips up later and tells everyone about some stupid trip she took on those days. Trips are to be done on your days off and on your vacation! If you don't want to work then quit and stop wasting our time. I'm sure your crazy ass could get some sort of check from the government.
I work at an office for a fairly large electronics company. My job is in the accounting field. Now, I had always thought that my coworkers liked me. None of us are exactly friends, but we used to get along well until a certain incident. One night, I forgot a file that I needed, so I went back to get it. I had the privilege of leaving early that night. I enter the office, and what do I see? My coworkers (all 20 of them) are having an orgy right in front of my very eyes! They decided not to invite me because they thought I was too uptight to enjoy it. So, I have a wife and three kids, so what? I was extremely embarrassed and it was beyond awkward the next day. Needless to say, I have a resignation letter written and ready to go.
I work with the fattest, laziest, most irresponsible race-card playing hambeast with whom I have ever had the misfortune to be employed. Every morning this ghetto swine comes waddling in (late) with her cell phone glued to her ear, and every morning, I have to listen to the same fucking conversation for no less than half an hour; "Who do she beez thinkin she is?" "What do he be doin' wit dat ho?" "How dat baby yours?" "NO SHE DIN'T!!" During this never ending conversation, she refuses to answer the business line, too... which is no big deal, because most of the time the people who do call can't understand her ghetto gibberish and ask for me, anyway. This heifer deliberately stretches out a job that takes the average person half an hour into the work of three hours (which is what happens when you stop to take/make a personal call every ten minutes) and leaves scads of work unfinished for the next person to get stuck with. At least twice a week, this glorified ape has some kind of drama for which she "has" to leave the office early, and likes to brag about "all de money" she "be savin' now dat I gots my baby on the WIC." Yeah, at MY expense, you fat parasite!! This bitch isn't worth the cost of the toilet paper she uses in this facility, but because she was hired under Affirmative Action policies, my milquetoast joke of a "supervisor" absolutely refuses to call her out on her shit. If I tried half the crap this cannonball-on-legs gets away with on a regular basis, I'd be fired before the end of the day. The worst thing about having her in this office is the way she NEVER. STOPS. EATING. All day long I have to listen to plastic being torn apart and the crunching, smacking, slobbery mastication of this 300 lb porker snarfing down yet another Milky Way or bag of Doritos, to the point where I sometimes have to get up and leave for a while to keep from being physically sick. As I write this, this gunt-weilding superfuck assmachine is again gorging herself on an entire box of Whitmans' chocolates and shopping online, with a pile of work gathering dust at her station waiting for me to finish on Monday. She's also on the phone what what I assume is her hairdresser ("Gurl, dem last plaits wuz KICKIN'!) so it's not like the sheboon can't multitask. She just doesn't want to. And, given workplace politics recently, she doesn't HAVE to do anything she doesn't want to, either. I try not to wish evil on anybody, but to be honest, it would be like Christmas, New Years' and my birthday all rolled up into one if I could just come in one morning and be informed that this bloated sow was run over by a truck the night before, and we are hiring again. It would make my goddamned year!
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mean people really do suck!! I just started working at a law firm and I've been there about a month now. The second week I was there, this lady started being been extremely sarcastic when I asked questions. I am a receptionist, and yes, I have worked in law office before as a receptionist but every office is different. Their other receptionist just walked out on them one day, wonder why? I have to sit next to this very rude sarcastic lady, and she was the one left to train me. I stopped asking questions, and then the attorneys themselves have to tell me when I make mistakes, which sucks!! I wasn't properly trained, and this lady seems to take pleasure when I make mistakes and she enjoys being rude and rudely reprimanding me when my mistake effects her. I am not a ditz sitting at the front desk to collect a paycheck and I care about my work, I want to do a good job and do what I was hired to do, but this lady is rude bitch! I want to be grateful I have a job because so many people are out of work and so was I for 8 months. I just want to be happy to have a job! I don't want to look for another job because I looked for 8 months and this is one of the few jobs I actually got a call for. This bitch doesn't have any business messing with my life!!
I am so damn angry because I deal with a corporate office which acts like those of us at the plant work for them when in reality they support US. If it wasn't for what we make at our plant, THEY wouldn't have jobs. And we could still do all of the functions that they do because we used to do them before we got bought by a huge corporation!
I am especially angry at this one woman, I will call her the Queen of A/P, who thinks that nobody else but her and her precious A/P minions, can TOUCH an invoice, much less look at one. But who has to call the vendors when we need a credit memo? You guessed it, the people at the plant!! But we better not TOUCH the credit memo or LOOK at the credit memo or even ASK the vendor ABOUT the credit memo, because the Queen of A/P will preach her holier than thou speech at us!! That's why she's not married because she is married to her damn invoices!!
The Queen of A/P and all the other corporate jerks think that just because you don't work in Purchasing, oh I'm sorry, I mean "Procurement", God forbid we call it anything but that, you're not allowed to talk about purchase orders or if you don't work in Accounts Payable, you can't discuss invoices when we who work at the plants depend on relationships with our vendors so we MUST be team players! We do NOT work for a union!
And when they hold up invoices for payment and we ask them why are these invoices not paid and/or when will they be paid they just ignore us! They're not the ones who have to see the vendors face to face because they are in the corporate PALACE, 800 miles away, eating their CAKE! That's right, they actually have CAKE DAY where everything freaking stops so the kingdom can have its cake and eat it, too! How absurd! Try doing some work instead!
These same people have no CLUE about how a real company works; they think everything is black and white but no, we are not robots...if we see something needs to be done we try to get it done. We don't say, I'm sorry, vendor, but only the Queen of A/P and her minions can help you with that but you will have to screw off because they don't like to answer the phone or return emails!! That is NOT how a business runs successfully, you witch!!! I am so angry at this person and the entire corporate office right now because I am just trying to do a good job and they do everything in their power to make our jobs at the plant level as difficult as can be.
Oh yeah and the Queen of A/P never responds when I have a legitimate work question but if she is pissed at something she perceives I have done, she will respond so fast it will make your head spin!! I can't wait until we get bought by a good company and that witch, her evil minions and all the other corporate yes-men are nothing but a bad memory.
My co-worker makes gurgling sounds, grunts, chews ice w/mouth open and loud, farts, looks unkept, and the noises with the grunting/mouth sounds gross me out. He is also very loud, but stopped making pers. phone calls after I said something to him. How can I stop him from the noise?
I have to endure the biggest prick on this earth on every shift this selfish cunt works. To boot he's deaf and has a very ineffectual hearing aid so he's always shouting. The fecal matter he spews from his begging to bludgeoned with a jaggered metal bar mouth beggars belief. He's totally scitzo, goes off on tantrems like the spoilt little should have been drowned at birth only child syndrome he is and then conveniently forgets all about not 5 minutes later and still thinks he's your biggest buddy. This sorry excuse for a turd sits in our office day in day out constantly eating rancid tuna pasta then farts up the foulest smelling rotting fish gut stench and thinks its funny when everybody dives outside literally gagging. This fucked up Chernobel mutant honestly believes everybody lives in his world and I can't understand why he and Robert Mugabe haven't had a rain of I fucking hate you cunt bullets through their bum crack heads 20 years ago !!! I'm normally the most easy going dude you'll ever meet but this one fucker after 3 years of pushing my buttons has got me constantly dreaming up some way he could have the 'fatal accident' he so richly deserves. I'm going to have to look for another job..period.
I am so sick of the bitch next to me who hates her job o much, she doesn't want to take her calls, she is constantly sighing all day long like life is so hard. She even says how much she hates her job, if you hate it so much and you're that fucking miserable, then do us all a favor and quit!! I don't want to deal with your rudeness and hostility. Mind your own business and your own fucking job and stay out of mine. It's not my fault you got a DUI and have to spend a weekend in jail, that's yours bitch! Maybe a weekend in jail with do you good, maybe you can reflect on the fact that you need a new job and leave me the fuck alone! I actually like my job and would like it much better if it weren't for you.
I work with 3 other guys who all hate working where I work. I really like my job but they're always bringing me down with their negativity. If they don't like working here they should just leave. It makes me mad that I have to pretend that I don't like this place otherwise I look like a sad twat. I want to tell them i've had enough and if they don't like it they should just fuck off!
The manager of my gas station has really been pressing my buttons lately. For example, I am the only person who cleans the toilet, washes windows, cleans counters etc. My manager gets mad at me if I fail to clean something because I am to damn busy dealing with customers all day long to get at it. I tell my boss that there are two other employees who work here as well and I cannot be expected to run the place by myself. He just dismisses me and says he will "look after it", but nothing changes, as usual. Another reason I feel hostility towards my manger is that he works me ridiculous shifts such as 6:30 am to 3:00 pm through Tuesday to Thursday, then works me 2:00 pm to 10:00 pm Friday, and then spits in my face by making work at 6:00 am to 2:00 pm Saturday. I hate that damn back to back shift on the week end as it plays havoc on my biological rhythms, plus they are overly busy shifts. I just feel like chocking him somedays. My dumb ass co-workers aren't much better then the manager, they leave a bunch of work for me to, that they were to lazy to try in the first place. I have the most experience and seniority yet I find my self constantly picking up after my retarded co-workers. One fellow co-worker conned the boss into not letting him work Friday and Saturday due to "religious reasons" as it was his sabbath. However I see this co-worker galavanting around town during his so called holy days. Since I've been typing this rant, I have worked 63 consecutive Fridays and Saturdays. I am getting so god damed angry working there I don't really know what I am liable of doing to these people. The gas station I work for is "member owned and operated" so my customers think that they are my boss and can push me around accordingly. So those are my issues, and i just feel like I am going to snap if I work there much longer!
I do tech support work. 3 of us handle a small network. The pace is slow to say the least but i work with 2 dudes who are really convinced they do amazing work here. One of them will go take care of a simple problem and come back fist pumping with his moronic "solved!!" routine.
The other idiot's claim to fame is customizing an app using a language that is no longer used, in a version from like 15 years ago. It's amazing how insecure they both are. They love to stroke each other and I just walk away with a desire to puke. I have worked with 100% professional and very knowledgeable people in the past. These 2 are no where close to being of that caliber. I doubt they ever will be - they simply have weak characters.
I work with a person who is given title of supervisor yet acts like a tyrant. She will cuss at you...tell you that you cannot do anything right...tell you that she is the best boss that you could ever get...she has a nervous break down at least 3 times a day where she starts crying and slamming doors and cabinets...then she will turn around and tell you she loves you and give you a high five. Can we say BI-POLAR?!?! Get some meds...Get a new job (NOT WORKING WITH PEOPLE) and leave the rest of us in peace you nut job!!
I work with this bitch who constantly runs off at the mouth. Unfortunately, the rest of the staff provides a captive audience for her drama and perceived injustices. She is floor staff and I'm a part time nurse. She is a fat azz douchebag whom has been in the same damn job for 15 years, I think...and she's pissed off about that! LOL
She gets to see all of the new nurses come in and make more money than she'll ever make working there. She sits on her fat azz in the hall making comments about the new nurses rather loudly. I'd love to cram my fist in Porky's fat, ugly, gossipy mouth. She hates me because I only work half time while she works constantly...and I love every minute of it!!!! I don't even remotely try to get on her good side. If she was less of a fat, useless fuck, I might pretend to care...
I work at a landscaping company (ill call it a company, its local government work for a certain county in a certain state). My coworkers are all total dooshbags in their own ways. The 1 guy who is the "leadman" has really just turned into a "personal assistant" to our real boss and gets out of doing almost anything involving work. The other 2 are so damn lazy its unbelievable, I simply refer to them as the "mower riders" (its all they do, anything else is 'bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch or why do we do this, whats the point in doing that, just all sorts of little comments. They clearly aren't cut out for this job (or any physical labor, ever)but I have a supervisor that is so weak, no backbone at all. Its all just so depressing to realize that if i continue to work there they are going nowhere and will continue the same shit day in and day out. Our supervisor treats us like we are "seconds" to the "real" people in the world, all but the one ass-kisser mentioned above. she goes out of her way to talk to anyone but us, she gets by doing almost literally nothing. i dont know what to do anymore, im gonna come in one day and flip shit on all these people. One of the "riders" will disappear on you in a heartbeat, he is overly weird, and the other "rider" is related to him and they dont take a piss without eachother, its seriously creepy. teamwork is one thing but to not wanna do shit because you dont know where your buttbuddy is at at all times is fucking ridiculous. and when the 2 "riders" go somewhere on their own to do something, they constantly fuck shit up because they are so incompetent and lazy. i am very young though and they both treat me like im a little kid, and think that they are both somehow "entitled" to do all the little easy shit and have me do all the damn labor because im young and they are old, but we have the same job title and make the same money. but once again, supervisor issues there. when i first started, the "leadman" made a huge difference because he didnt shy away from work and was always there to help and to tell the other 2 fucks what was up. but like i said, he is an "assistant" now and rarely does anything involving work except running to catch up to that ass he feels the need to stick his nose up all the time. I dont know what im going to do, surely i cannot do this much longer.
There's this guy at work who is actually quite nice, but I can't stand it when he talks at me cos his breath is absolutely rank! Whenever he talks at me I find myself holding my own breath, not wanting to inhale the foulness that is his own stench. It's like a nasty mixture of week old coffee and a busted sewer pipe! I can't stomach talking to him if I've got a hangover or just tired because it actually makes my stomach churn.
I'm a smoker and coffee drinker, and am fully aware and very self conscious about the bad habits that can turn your mouth into a sewer pit. But I at least eat extra strong mints throughout the day and the occasional spray of breath freshner to combat the nasty 'teacher breath.' Aren't people aware of their halitosis issues? And why do they have to get real close to you when they talk??? Just so you can smell the rankness in full glory? Ewww, brush your teeth or at least eat a damn mint before you talk to me!
I don't think I can express in words the full extent of my RAGE, but I'll have to try, otherwise I feel I might explode.
I work at a small office, and my co-workers are all nice and decent people EXCEPT for this lazy, know-it-all douchebag who thinks he's my boss. Well, asshole, guess what? YOU'RE NOT. You take advantage of the fact that our REAL BOSS loves you so much he doesn't see all the shit you do, but you keep on harassing me and I swear he will MISTERIOUSLY find out how you are ALWAYS LATE when he's out travelling. And how you spend the whole day watching videos on YouTube and making personal phonecalls, and ALWAYS leave one hour earlier when he's not there to see, and oh of course also how you keep passing your tasks on to other people (specially me).
AND if that wasn't bad enough, he acts all "smart ass" in front of my boss, trying to give us "advice" on how to do this or that, because "that's the way he does it and it always works best". SHUT UP liar! I know you are the laziest person ever so STOP trying to make it look like you actually know more than I do in front of our boss.
As I still believe in fairness and justice in this world, I have hope that someday, somehow, our boss will realize what a worthless, useless, pathetic piece of crap you really are. ASSHOLE.
I am angry because I have to spend half my life reading a manuscript written by someone with a third-grader's grasp of the English language. It is clear that this jerkass vomits words onto the page and never looks at it before sending it to everyone else to deal with his sloppy mistakes. My portion of the paper was proofread and complete before I submitted it for incorporation, yet this fat slob can't manage to acknowledge his spellchecker at all. Plus everything about every aspect of his work is lazy and incompetent. This asshole will get a Ph. D. soon, on everyone's work but his own. He should be granted a Ph. D. in manipulation, laziness, and the art of lies and bullshitting instead. Those are the skills he truly possesses. Whew, that makes me feel slightly better!
I hate my job! I hate the people I work for! So RUDE and superficial stupid women who are supposed to be smart because they are attorneys and paralegals!! Such BITCHES!!! My life is made miserable every fucking day! I am looking for a new job but all the ads sound the same! It's like I have PTSD about work! I have to fucking work, who do people have to be such bitches?? I just want to go to work, do my job and be left the fuck alone!! I have to earn a living too, maybe I am not into buying $350 shoes but t least I get my job done, I look presentable and I actually care about the clients walking in the door!!! I want a new job NOW and there is nothing out there!! So depressed and my stomach is mess everyday just thinking about what they are going to throw my way today!!! UGH!!! Its torture literally!!!
because people dont do their goddamn job right, others have to pick up their slack while they get paid the same as me
I'm so tired of these lazy ass servers at my job but get mad when tip is handed to them
I work at a warehouse. I take cardboard boxes that come down multiple conveyor belts, scan the boxes with a scanner, and put the boxes on various wooden pallets. I do this 10 hours a day.
Yesterday was terrible. In the middle of my shift, my scanner stopped working properly, so I decided to replace it with another one. I walked from the my spot in the very back of the warehouse all the way to the front where the shelf full of scanners are. Each scanner I tried didn't work correctly, so I had to keep walking back and forth, trying various scanners and batteries to see what worked.
The maintenance guy was helping out with a group of coworkers nearby, and they got pissed that I kept walking back and forth. When break started, they all got right up in my face and yelled, demanding to know why I wasn't doing my job.
I told them, and they accused me of breaking the scanners so I wouldn't have to work. This is completely false. Another coworker I eat lunch with says the supervisor is impressed with my speed and accuracy at scanning boxes.
When break ended, I returned to my area, and tried to get my scanner working again. When I started walking back to the scanner shelf, the maintenance guy blocked me and asked me where I was going. I told him where I was going, and he ripped the scanner out of my hands, somehow fixed it, and gave me the dirtiest look as he returned to what he was doing. After he went off to do something else, I asked the group why they acted the way they did, and they denied the entire thing. They blamed it on people on the other side of the warehouse.
Time eventually went on, and it eventually became two minutes until the end of the shift. I started getting ready to sign my scanner back in. A previously unrelated coworker walked up to me and rudely asked if the bell had rung yet. I told her that she didn't need to act like an asshole to me, and she claimed that she wasn't being mean to me.
I'm tired of all you self righteous workaholic office jockeys acting like you are actually a unique part of a team. What a joke. No matter how great your skills, education, and connections, you are fully replaceable.
Yeah, you think you have a good deal making some hourly wage or yearly salary. What about the owner of the company that's leaching off your hard work and making millions?
Why don't you lose your smug attitude and realize you are being doped? Grow a brain and become self employed. That is, if you truly believe that you can handle things well.
I’m 25 years old and I used to be an instructor at a college in the Office Administration Program. I recently resigned because of the backstabbing, lying, and corruption that took place in this program. I’ve never seen so much immaturity, bigotry, disorganization, and hatred in my life. I can’t wait for the day when this ship finally sinks. Fuck you all! I will now dissect each of you and so everyone can get a good understanding as to why I left this minutia of piss and shit.
Boss Lady: You are the fakest person I have ever met. You lie and cheat yourself out of every situation. Instead of trying to make improvements in the program, you would rather sit on your ass and gossip on the phone all day. I can hear everything you are saying; your office walls are very thin. You always want to discourage the clever ones that question the way you manage your program. What’s wrong, are you afraid that they might be more successful than you? What the fuck was up with you wanting me to find out if a certain student had a black boyfriend?? Why the fuck does it matter you racist bitch?? You failed to report a student that was openly selling drugs to other students. You also decided to manipulate a couple of students’ work because they reported you to the Vice President of Student Affairs. Those students were almost finished, but if anyone messes with the “Big Bad D”, she will make you suffer by taking a low blow. I know you did it, don’t fucking lie to me. You ruined their opportunity to succeed because they questioned the organization.
Miss Right-Wing Extremist: You annoy me beyond a reasonable measure. You cannot stop yourself from spouting your political/religious views to every person that you encounter. Very unprofessional you are, please keep your religious and political views at home. Nobody gives a fuck about Faux News, Sarah Palin, or Glenn Beck. The reason why your hair is falling out is because you color it every 2 weeks. You lack common sense.
Miss Flake: Either you were sheltered as a child, or you are an imbecile. You have problems completing simple everyday tasks and you lack basic logic and reasoning skills. I feel that the reason your husband is divorcing you is because you are insane. After you told me how you treated your children, I’m not surprised that he is trying to get full custody. You are 2 cans short of a six pack. After I saw you crying and banging your head against the wall in the break room, I feel that you may possess some sort of mental illness.
Miss Stick-Up-Ass: I despise you as a human being and I hope the rest of your life is filled with misery. You are a hypocrite, gossiper, liar, cheater, and a phony. You claim to be Christian, but you are so full of shit, I can smell you from across the room. You prance around the office like you are so superior compared to everyone else. I will never forget the odious remarks you made to me just because I don’t think, act, or look like you. I will also never forget how you would make certain students do their work over, even though it was satisfactory, just because you didn’t like them.
Miss B, C, and R: You are all part of the “Almighty Circle of Shit” as well. I heard all three of you talk shit about me, but I forgive you all because you didn’t cause me any suffering.
Vietnam Veteran: I hope you seek some professional help someday because you are a wacko. You are nice, caring person, but you need a psychiatric evaluation. Sorry, but Jesus is not coming back to earth on a comet in 2012. WOW, JUST WOW.
I’m proud to say that I am not a part of your “Good Ole Boy” team anymore. You will all contribute to the downfall of the Office Administration Program.
FUCK all of you backstabbers, liars, fakes, know-it-alls, bible thumpers, bigots, and lunatics.
I generally sit at my desk during lunch at work. I surf the Internet or browse Amazon, whatever. Because I am at my desk, if the phone rings, I answer it, and if someone asks me to do something, I do it. I never say, "I'm out to lunch." Well today when my co-worker came back to work (she's the office manager, but not really my boss), I took my lunch and sat at my desk. It was just the two of us at the time. She was on the phone. I was on the phone, too, with a doctor about my son's food allergies (by the way, I'm a guy). The phone rang. My co-worker called out for me to get it, that she was on an important call. I called back that I was out to lunch and also on an important call. The person quit ringing and then the phone rang again seconds later, probably the same person. Again, my co-worker calls out for me to get the phone. Again, I call out the same thing I did before. And I added that whoever it was calling, would call back, it's no big deal (what would she have done if I left the office during my lunch?). Then this entire process was repeated again. Finally, she gets off the phone and comes to my work area and starts telling me that I was wrong for not getting the other call, that she gets the phone when she is on lunch (yeah, me too, what's your point?), blah, blah, blah. All this while I am clearly sitting there before her with my ear to the phone trying to talk to the doctor. At this point, she just wasn't getting it and I felt that she was pushing me beyond the point of good taste, so I reacted. I yelled at her. She just kept pushing me and I didn't see her stopping on her own. Afterward she told me that I was wrong and that it was not proper for me to yell at her, that's it office etiquette. First off, I didn't want to yell. But damn if she just wasn't asking for it. She was oblivious to what I was telling her and the only way to get her to shut up and leave me alone was to yell. Like when a person is out of control and you have to smack him/her. Anyhow, I have been in a bad mood all day now, and it happened some 8 hours ago. She is like this a lot. She doesn't seem to grasp what a person is saying, but just keeps saying what she wants to. What part of I'm on the phone with a doctor about my son and I am out to lunch did she not understand? As far as she is concerned, she did nothing wrong. Many has been the time that I have been sitting quietly at work minding my own business when she just has to come to me and get me riled up about something. She's gonna give me a freakin' heart attack.
Pizza makes me fat? These are the words I hear from a stupid 24-25 year old at work. So sick of her. She says she eats 1/2 a cheeze pizza then goes around trying to poke out her skinny belly out to everyone, so that they can tell her she has nothing to worry about. She must be about 5'9" and weighs about 115lbs or something. Just guessing, but she is so skinny she can eat cheese pizzas for 4 months and have nothing to worry about. What she is happens to be an attention wanter. Nothing more. She causes so much drama for her need for attention that she tells lies to get others in trouble for not paying attention to her. So sick of her.
I work as a secretary for the government. I served proudly in the military for 7 years and decided to get out. I can't stand it that there are these over paid, prissy bitches who never served landing these fantastic careers with no military experience making decisions for the military, and there are Vets getting out everyday working at McDonalds. These job were created for Veterans, just because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth and mommy and daddy paid for your education so you wouldn't have to learn how to be a decent person by serving in the military, you think your entitled to take up jobs that should be going to retired Soldiers.
I try to keep an open mind, I really do, but lady you take the cake. At 74 years of age you would think you would know better (yes and I know for some reason you like to tell people your 86 and still working everyday) Good for you your active, mostly at making the rest of the department upset.
I hope you feel proud at your attempts of trying to find ways to degrade me. But then selfishness seems to be your problem in a nut shell. Your cubey looks like Jesus exploded, and you take every single chance you can to berate us all because we are not as godly as you- because we do not go to church everyday- because our kids and grand kids are not wonderful, or any other because that seems to just revolve around you. No one works as hard as you or understands anything as good as you do. You have all the answers and unless we bow down to your wishes you make it your mission to try to get the digressors fired. Nit picking seems to take more of a center stage then you doing your actual job, you remember the one you like to complain about all the time, day in day out. If it is so bad why do you stay?
I never thought that I would actually hope that someone would fall and break a hip. Nor have I ever in my entire life had anyone make me as angry as you. Why don't you go and retire and leave us in peace. Life is hard enough these days and the last thing we need is a control freak like you trying to rule our every working moment.If you are a representation of what is good in the world I will devote my life to evil in an instant. You are awful and I hope when you go to confession someone tells you that, so maybe before you really do die you can see how terrible you really are.
I've been with this company for 9 and I repeat, NINE years. Truly, I must have stepped into the wrong place, because here's some very CORE problems that seem to go on, and frankly, pisses me off so bad to the point, I want to slap some of them with a bat or beat them with it, whichever comes first!
Poor management - Why? Let's see, you try asking the Group
Leader a question and you get a blank "I don't know" stare. What the hell?!
This lady takes the cake in being the dumbest one walking or working in the
damn position. She doesn't know what she's doing, all she does is chatter up
and stand there. Who the fuck was high to hire her to that? Can't fucking do
the job, what was the point?!
Immodest old man - For the LOVE of GOD or whatever deity,
PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP! None of us wants to see your ass, which shall I
say, has some pieces of shit and whatnot (dare you ask? Probably not) Even
when we try not to look at it, it's just there! And for the sake of
embarassment, stop flirting with the boss, he's married! Happily, I might
add.
Other co-workers in general - Have you no shame? I'd LOVE it
if you can stop with the rumors, backstabbing, gossip about me. So what if I
talk to the boss, what's wrong with normal conversation? So what if I or
whomever else, doesn't show up for work? When was any of that your goddamned
business!? So FUCKING WHAT if I dress differently than you? I'm not seeking
attention, nor asked for your opinion. I'd also love it if I was helped once
in a while. I'm doing more hard work than you, get off your lazy, duffball,
American Idol gossiping ass and HELP! Oh and by the way, stop trying to be
so tyrannial on my life, I don't run yours.
Company - Go to hell with your favoriting and rigging stuff and shove whatever ego you have up your ass and die. None of you have ever done hard work in your life, stop being such a damn pansy and ass kissing. It makes me sick.
Want to get promoted on the job? Easy, just make sure your bitchy, haggy, phony mother works for the company and has been there so long they can't let her go, even though she is a miserable, ignorant, snot sucking witch who nobody can stand except for the director,who thinks the bitch's shit doesn't smell. Her whiny do-nothing daughter (I take that back, she does do something--cry around to mommy about how bad she has it) and mommy will let her go home or take a 2-hr lunch (shopping) break while mom finishes her work. The daughter is not even qualified for the job and she has been promoted twice and she still complains and whines. They are two homely bitches who are so close they even go to the bathroom together. You don't see one without the other too far behind. So, to get promoted, you either need to be related to the boss or just a big fat kiss-ass MF of a whiny, ugly bitch.
I work with one other person. Her job and mine are completely different. She used to have my job and quit for the one she has now. I am very good at what I do and for 4 years have had no problem whatsoever. Now, Little Miss Queen has snuggled up to the boss(not literally, figuratively) and begun stabbing me in the back. Jobs that I have been doing THE SAME WAY for 8 years are all of a sudden being done wrong because that's not the way she would have done it. She will ask me to do something counterproductive, I will refuse, and, before the day is over, an e-mail is on my computer from the boss telling me to do the particular job the way she wants it done. I am not part of their "clique"(they're cops, I'm not) and am considered "inferior" to them in every way. Nothing I say is taken seriously at all. I don't want to quit this job because I love what I do but this constant bullying and the "thin blue line" of silence foolishness is driving me nuts! HR is absolutely no help whatsoever!
This fat porker named Jenny is such a conniving, dishonest, greedy, fat little bitch. You cannot trust her. She hides…
Yeah, I think I used to work with this person; same name, same description, especially the “fat little bitch” part. If this the person I’m thinking of she too used to hide last 30-45 minutes of her shift when I worked with her. Every time walrus girl opened her mouth the lies would start. Every single customer project that came into work she would wave it off by saying “that’s a Mike job” or “that’s a Kathy job”. Jenny would push work off on other people or she would lie about why it could not be done. One time she got caught by the district manager for lying about a customer’s job saying their files were corrupt and of course, they were not. Her own friends did not even step into save her on that one. So was did walrus girl do? After she quit she told her asshole friends/co-workers I had something to do with her getting caught. Maybe it was because I told walrus girl she was lazy to her face. Needless to say I was not winning over any friends. The fat conniving bitch that Jenny is, started a stalking campaign with her equally looser co-worker friend Lyn. I guess losers of a feather stalk together since no one liked Lyn at the imported wicker furniture store where she also worked besides our place of employment. And the real moronic part is that Jenny did 2/3 of her stalking by bus. By the Fucking bus! Why would anyone want to take a bus for twenty miles, to go to someone house to, to stare at a building.
If you read this, Jenny you are a fucking moron!
I am angry beyond imagination because that arrogant, useless, backstabbing bastard STOLE MY PROJECT and presented it to the company's president like it was his own. I worked my ass off for months to achieve that good result, and I did 99% of it ALL BY MYSELF, yet he didn't even mention my name. He even had the guts to brag about how the president enjoyed the final results and thought it was so good, can you believe that???!!! I seriously want to get up and spit on his face, but not even that would be as low as the stuff he does on a daily basis.
I can't stand his voice, his stupid jokes and his total lack of honesty and decency - in fact, I can't stand coming to this office anymore thanks to him. I have never been this angry and stressed out before and now I hate him even more for bringing this negativity into my life! DOUCHEBAG!!!
I am so damn angry at that hag Sonia for tossing off her work on me! She does a half assed job in prepping her work for me to finish it, and then I get in trouble for incomplete work! Go to hell! And put on some deodorant, you stink!
Pregnancy is not a debilitating disease. It is a change in your body and, to some degree, mind. It is not an excuse to consistently come in late; leave early; spend the your lunch "hours" napping at a friend's house; and make people move to other desks just in case you can't make it to your office one day. Nor is pregnancy an excuse to take other people's food from the fridge without asking or to ask other people with less power than you to do your job. Being "with child" does not permit you to have other people carry your things around, especially when some of these people have their own physical ailments (heart problems, knee replacements) that preclude them from lifting the bags of groceries you need to stuff your face each day. Pregnancy does not make it OK to invite your coworkers to multiple baby showers for each and every child you are having. Pregnancy does not entitle you to bring in a signup sheet for when your coworkers can come to your house and help out (in addition to your stay-at-home husband, Mom, babysitter, nanny, and housekeeper). Being in the family way does not mean you no longer need to say please and thank you when requesting or receiving support or free stuff. I wish you a safe and healthy pregnancy and birth but, for the love of all that is holy, please do not come back to work. If at all possible, you will become less productive and more needy after the delivery and for many years to come.
Ok, so I am a college student, working in my school. There are these two summer youth bitches working with me. I am friendly to everyone, do my tasks accurately, come in on time, dress appropriate. The young summer youth workes are loud, ghetto, tacky, and late. They are always on their phone texting, never doing any work. So, here I am being nice to them even though there disgusting and everyone at work hates them, their own supervisor called them ghetto and tacky, when the second i turn around, they think i left, they start talking so much smack about me. here is what they said "that bitch always kissin ass, thinking she the shit, bitch think shes hot bitch u aint even hot, bitch you talk so much, dumb bitch never shuts up" i happened to overhear those ghetto whores and i go up to them and go "hey guys its ok i heard you , now you can continue" like what do i do!!!? i hate them, they are so jealous of me i never did naything to hurt them like god!!!
My little bitch colleague Martin acts like such a child. OIts a horrible phrase to say but he is like a fucking woman. He is the campest gay guy with the nosy bitchy handbag grabbing flappy little attitude to go with it. NO MARTIN WE DO NOT WANT TO REPEAT EVERYTHING WE DO AND SAY BECAUSE YOU JUST OVERHEARD PART OF IT AND CAME MINCING OVER SQUEALING 'OOOOOH WHAT WAS THAT?, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT?, WHO IS INVOLVED IN THAT THEN?". Martin needs to just literally learn to MIND HIS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. You are a dickwad, get your own act together before you start bitching and getting yourself involved in other peoples problems. Do some work instead of gossiping and obsessing over what others are doing/talking about. Complete prick.
Our "receptionist" is one of the worst I've ever worked with. She does not smile when someone walks in the door, and answers the phone with only the company name, no good morning, good afternoon, nothing. Then when she transfers a call to me or a few others, she can't get our extension correct and ends up parking our calls in no man's land. I was told to ask her to call someone because they are cantankerous and she informed me that we all have to deal with not so happy or rude people, it's just part of the job. I wanted to scream at her "Like you, for instance?" Asked her to place another call to an employee. I'm sorry I can't understand this employee of mexican decent and you speak fluent, so call the guy, ask the question, give me the answer. How she has worked here for so long is beyond me. Other workers say to kill her with kindness. Six weeks later, it's not working, and I'm tired of being nice. I really want to tell her to F Off, but somehow think that's unprofessional and I like my job.
Fat people make me SO angry I hate looking at any fat fucks. In particular this HUGE fat fuck woman i work with who makes me sooo mad for sooo many reasons every freaking day! this bitch is 39 and obese and so fucking gross disgusting annoying and lazy! she breathes really loud and is always sighing and grunting and groaning, especially when she has to lift her fat ass up from the chair. She leaves me with heaps of work while she slacks off and finds sneaky reasons and excuses to dodge work. Shes always going on about how she goes to the gym and how 'good' she is, and i'm thinking ummm it doesnt really count if ur doing like ten minutes in there.. plus she eats heaps of fatty foods and guzzles sugary energy drinks! and shes always saying inappropriate things and giving too much information, like when she carried some drinks in from the fridge and was like 'ohh these are so cold theyre making my nipples hard'... ew. NOBODY wants to hear anything about any part of ur fat greasy body, much less ur gross fat sweaty boobs. She is just soooo unbelievably irritating and im just waiting for the day her computer chair finally breaks and she falls to the floor causing a freakin earthquake.
I just started a new job, night shift which is already bad enough, but to have to sit through hours of ranting and raving (she was suppose to be training me, was this part of the training?) "poor me, poor me, I do all the work, nobody knows what their doing but I do, I never get the hours I want but they give me to many hours, I had to walk up here during a snow storm..yada yada yada..." yeah she may know what is going on, but has she ever heard being professional, I have a degree in counseling, maybe I should charge her trifling ass 30 bucks an hour. I finally made my escape and sat in dark room for the rest of the night. I really don't need your stress, lady, I have a enough of my own.
If you dont like your job..QUIT...then maybe I will get full time. You think you have problems..try being unemployed living off unemployment for a while. At least you weren't laid off because of budget cuts. Now I know why they get rid of older folks, they bitch about everything..Im 8 years younger then her, if I get that bad then shoot me please, do me a favor.
She takes on responsibilities that aren't hers then complains about it! What do you want.. a thank you isnt enough?? She complains about her wages..she should have returned to school instead of getting by on a GED. Most of our co workers are college grads..and still in school to better them self's. Why so bitter..why scare off new employees? Why such negativity?
So I make suggestions.."no no no..thats not how its done here.." its her way or no way. Can you say closed minded..I'm calling for an interview some where else Monday...hopefully I can land this other job before her negativity attaches its self to me. I sure dont want to be stuck 32 hours a week to the martyr.. Ill go nuts!
OMG i don't even know where to fucking start so how about i just start with i hate your bitchass muthafucking face. Stop fucking stick your ugly mug where it is not wanted. The 10 percent of the time when i'm not pissed off by your fuckwittage i feel sorry for you. I fucking cannot believe the way you claim credit for things that you have no contribution. I had thought you were just oblivious due to some innate fucktard wiring, but the way you execute perfectly cunty feats with precision and purpose makes me think that you are a fucking bitchass cuntface jerk. I've got my eyes on you now.
For many years now, I've had to endure the on-going love/hate relationship that is working with and knowing a complete fucking drama queen.
The worst part is when it's a subtle drama queen, the type you just never really learn to avoid and who keeps biting you in the ass every single time you let your guard down and let them into your fold again.
People like this boil my blood. You trust them, try to let the past be water under the bridge, but as soon as they have another chance to drag you through the mud or toss you under the boss, they leap at it. Part of you knew it was coming, part of you knew not to trust them but you just never listen to those lingering doubts, wanting to be the better person and give a second/third/fourth chance. See what it gets you?
I swear, the person I'm talking about is a habitual closet drama queen. Every single job she's had with our company, she has managed to create drama either amongst her colleagues or her leadership or, on a good day, both. Every time she has switched jobs, it has been with much drama and fan fare, people getting butt-hurt and lines being crossed and ALL of it goes back to her. Seeing a pattern, anyone? It can't be coincidence every time.
Frankly, I have no fucking clue what redeeming value she has as a human being. She has burned me, directly and indirectly, more times than anyone else. It's true lesson that you sometimes need to just listen to your instincts and not be such a forgiving dipshit, because people like this will never change. I was too blinded to see the pattern, but looking back I honestly wonder the the fuck I was thinking putting up with her bullshit.
To all you closeted drama queens out there who sneak into people's work and personal lives and then create drama after they give you their trust, you need to get a fucking life of your own. Nobody and I mean nobody likes a drama queen. That's why you have no real friends, that's why you have no social life outside of work, it's why your boyfriend will never put a ring on your fucking finger. You're not as smart as you think you are, you're just an opinionated asshole so completely fucking up yourself that you think everyone else has a problem. The sad truth is that YOU are the fucking problem and you create drama because you crave attention and can't get it any other way. Pathetic fucking piece of shit that you are.
I am glad you are soon to be out of my life and I hope our paths never cross again. I'm fucking done with you and people like you, the next one isn't even getting a fucking chance.
I don't think I've met anybody more annoying than my coworker that was employed here two months ago.
First of all, he's a compulsive talker that never stops talking! During break times, most of the workers tend to quietly eat in the break room, watch some TV, and chit chat with each other. This guy never shuts up! Ever! He loudly describes everything that's going on with his life, including his family activities, the stranger that keeps calling his cell phone, his entrepreneurial dreams, inspirations, his military career, and constant complaining about everything! It's not a conversation, it's a long endless lecture. I try getting a sentence in every once in a while, and he cuts me off, continuing to loudly talk about what's on his mind.
Let's go back to his constant complaining. He always whines, and usually it's about his wife. I gotta hear about how she never cooks his meals right, how she never picks the right ingredients, how she attempts to force their child to enjoy multiple cultures of food, and how she never lets him sleep in because both the wife and child want to spend time with him.
During the first month he was here, he always made a big deal out of my lunch. My homemade sandwiches would never have enough meat on them according to his standards, and he was constantly baffled that I never put mayo on them. He would constantly ponder how I could eat a sandwich completely dry while ignoring the cans of soda I always bring.
I remember the day I bought a pizza from the vending machine. The directions said to reheat it for 30 seconds, so I put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. My coworker actually observed what I was doing, exclaimed that I wasn't reheating my pizza long enough, then fiddled with the microwave settings to make it heat longer! I wasn't going to stand for this, so I set it back to 30 seconds.
I remember another moment in the break room. It was a busy day, and between all the people huddled around the microwave area, and all the different kinds of food being reheated, there was a nasty smell on that side of the room. I didn't think too much of it, and went to my seat. My coworker actually accused me of causing that smell! He loudly exclaimed, "It's OK if you forget to take showers, it's easy to lose track of time between sleeping and working, but you need to take showers if you want to smell nice.". This guy is unbelievable. I take showers all the time. The smell was not from me.
What absolutely kills me about this guy is how quickly he abandoned me. All through December he begs me to email him so we can stay in contact outside of work. So during Christmas break, I create a new email account for the sole purpose of talking with this guy. I send him an email, and he flakes on me! I get no responses, and when I returned to work, he found another people to annoying with his talking. That victim sure had a bored expression on his face!
I had two others friends, but I never see them anymore. One of them is constantly out on smoke breaks, and the other got moved to another department. Oh well. I plan on switching jobs anyway. Let's hope I don't run into this annoying coworker ever again.
The three musketeers as I call them, AG, MQ and KA who work for the State of TX, when the boss isn't looking dump their workload on the others because THE OFFICE MGR is too dumb to see how they really are. when you stand up to them, they hold a private meeting and go to the Manager to "report" you as if you are the person causing the problem...bunch of ass kissers
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