yuppies

Yuppies - they fucking make me want to puke. They are like a plague that is wiping out small-town America. I know people have to live somewhere, and expansion is inevitable, but they fucking piss me off anyway. Here's why I can't stand you people:

Your whole demeanor is nauseating. You're snooty but you think you're open-minded and culturally enlightened.
It's a free country, but it really frosts my ass when I'm trying to watch my daughter's ball game and you fuckers are talking about golf, house, career, car, etc. in your casual "I'm fucking shallow, and you?" tone of voice.
You just gotta own some sort of SUV, preferably a Lincoln Navigator, and you fucking drive like you literally own the road. Women especially.

You name your children the most pukingly awful trendy-ass names like Tucker and Tanner and Morgan and Kayla. You live in a big ugly-ass house with no character in a new subdivision that was beautiful countryside in my recent memory.

You think my town is "quaint" and is there for your amusement. Because of you we just HAVE to have Starbucks and Applebees and what-not put in, and the rush-hour traffic is now a complete joke. Thanks a lot fuckers. Hope you enjoy my quaint little town. Is there anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant?

*Note from Anger Central
Now there is a word that we haven't heard since the 90's!

Yuppies 2

I can't stand living in a society where everybody is corporate and standardized.

You aren't cool unless you graduated college and got a white collar job.

Getting a college degree doesn't make you smart. I work at the movie theater, and I see all these dumbass 30 year old office workers dressed in a white shirt and khaki pants strutting around like they are the shit, and they don't even understand how a movie ticket works!

Too many yuppies!

*Note from Anger Central
See previous note. :)