Grammar killers

I am so fucking pissed at grammar, syntax, and spelling murderers. I mean, I'm not a grammar nazi or anything, but I just CANNOT stand some of the crap I read online.

[caps abuse] WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! WHERE IN THE NINE LEVELS OF HELL WERE YOU WHILE YOUR PEERS SAT IN ENGLISH CLASS AND ACTUALLY LEARNED TO WRITE AND SPELL? [/caps abuse]

Please "dont rite lyk dis theirs a wonderfull place called skool u kno"... go back there, please, and stay. Stay for another fifty to seventy years, if necessary.

UGH.


Posting something in all "caps" 2

Why do people post things in all capital letters?! It really gets on my nerves! You know what, you can capitalize all the letters in a couple of words that you wish to draw attention to. Capitalizing all of them is just wrong!


People Who Can't Spell 3

How in the world can there be so many people who have gone through the most basic education requirements, who still can't even write a simple line of text without fucking it up? Facebook and Myspace are the WORST (or maybe best) examples of this sort of abuse. I can get past the lack of periods, paragraphs, and colons. Barely, but I can do it. What gets under my skin like fire, is something like this: yo dog wat up u wana hangggg 2nite?foshizzle32q yu BYTCH!! y dun u jus go fuk yerself?

What the hell is that?? It takes so long to even get though reading these posts, I can't believe it wouldn't have been easier to just type the words correctly instead of taking the time to spell them all wrong. It seems to only be getting worse with the birth of Facebook, I've noticed. It's like a bunch of retarded people given a keyboard in a dark room, upside down, with bandaids on each finger, and telling them to type. Don't they see how stupid they appear to others? Don't they even care? The absolute WORST, is the single teen mothers who post about their babies, using this kind of garbage. "mommie luvs u baybeeee gurrrll your the best thing n ma wurld!" Great example to set for your kid, I sure as hell hope they have no homework that needs your advice in years to come. Oh, and for the love of GOD, is it so hard to know that "you're" is the proper way to join "you" and "are"?? It grinds my gears to no end, to see the wrong form of "your" and "you're", interchanged, as if they are the same thing! Your so cute. See? It's WRONG, you dolts!!! You come off looking like a blithering imbecile, making a mistake that we are taught in GRADE SCHOOL is totally wrong! I by no means am perfect, perhaps I made a few mistakes in this rant.

Please people...PLEASE..... learn the right way to use words like "it's", "its", "you're", "your"!! It isn't THAT HARD. You learned it as a CHILD. Good luck getting work in any field other than picking up shit, if you can't even fill out an application without causing the interviewer to bang his/her head against the table in frustration.


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