I'm a writer, and it makes me really angry when I publish a story or a book, then watch it become the object of a nerdy goddamn cult. Which, by the way, I should mention that I'm not saying I'm the most brilliant writer in the universe, because I'm not. I enjoy my work, and I'm glad when people like my fiction. But, I have a pretty good sense of my place in the literary world, and I know I have about 100 years to go before I'm as good as my favorite authors.
Anyhow, all I'm saying is this: why the hell do some people have to be so fucking obsessive about everything? I get letters all the time from these idiots who don't seem to have anything better to do than bother me about every little detail. It's crazy, don't these people have jobs? Families? Better things to do? It's as if they think I am perfectly happy to spend all my time tending to their pathetic wants and needs. Which I'm totally not.
And, what's really bad is when readers think I'm going to be their friend, which is definitely not going to happen. I have my own friends already, okay people? I mean, all right, thanks for spending a few dollars on my latest novel, I appreciate having an actual audience. But, come on, get a goddamn life, okay? It's just a bloody book, for chrissakes.
The worst thing ever is when I have to go to science fiction conventions, and am forced to deal with these imbeciles in person. It's my fault, of course...I'm the one who invented the alien I have to then see mulitplied a hundred times in really bad costumes. God, what a nightmare. Makes me want to get a job as far away from writing as possible. A job that doesn't inspire obsessive morons to put on gray body makeup and tights and plastic fangs.
Oh, and the worst thing is when people ask me to read their "stories". Everyone wants to be reassured that they, too, have a chance of someday becoming a working writer. Well, guess what, folks? For 99.9% of you, it's not even remotely in the cards. After all, talent is a rare and fragile thing, and almost no one has it. Besides, even those who do have it need to work harder than hell for years to make it in the publishing world. In my experience, most people don't have it in them to work semi-hard for even five minutes.
Anyway, if you're the kind of person who has a tendency to develop a strange obsession with people like me, then, please, for the love of christ, cut it the fuck out! And, maybe get some professional help. Although, no, I'm not going to lend you the money for treatment. You'll have to look elsewhere.
Ok, who decided that this midget Howard Dean (5 foot 8 inches) was a sex symbol? I know tons of women who are working on his campaign and they haven't a clue about what he stands for on any issue but because he is "cute" they are working for him. Cute? If you like munchkins I guess so. Look, you dumb women, this guy hasn't a chance in hell of winning against Bush. The Democrats can't get anyone in the white house during a time of national security problems because all they care about is taxing and spending and the supposed "rights" of groups so far on the fringe that they belong in freak shows. Remember, little men have little ________
I'm angry at those fools for blaming the victim. Michael Jackson is a grown man who puts himself in these crazy situations. He needs to take responsibility and stop blaming his Father and childhood, he's 45!
I'm an anime fangirl. I go to conventions. Geeky? Yeah. Oh well. But this means I have to deal with FANBOYS. What is a FANBOY? It's any male age 14-65 who walks around in basketball shorts in the convention hall like he's some sort of athlete (HA!) who drools all over the place at the idea that there are, in fact, females who are interested in comic books and the like.
They smell HORRIBLE (ever hear of showering?) and think they're being polite when they're talking to you, but they're actually being extremely rude and argumentive and show-offy about their SUPREME COMIC BOOK KNOWLEDGE. They also flirt sloppily and mercilessly with any female who will be polite to them - not because they actually admire that female, but because she is FEMALE. It's quite disgusting.
The worst part is that once they decide that you are the LOVE OF THEIR LIFE, they wont leave you alone until you get a restraining order.
I'm sick and tired of dealing with the anime-porn-freak, dragon-worshipping, yu-gi-oh -card-collecting, sweaty losers. Just because I'm a female who likes comics and anime doesn't mean I should have to deal with these freaks so much!
This has honestly got to be one of the most annoying little pieces of shit I have ever seen. Those fucking retarded youtubers who are obsessed with fred. For god's fucken sake, he is little no lifer who makes video where he speeds up his damn voice and acts like a fucken 2 year old.
My fucken god and ppl actually think this little shit is funny. This kind of ignorance and retardedness is seriously pissing me off. All of his 1.2 million fucking shit hole subscribers are just wasting there lives commenting and thumbings down ppl who disagree with fred. my god, I just want that little shit to drop dead and never be heard from again.
I do like politics, but I can't stand people that are waay into it. Sure, I'll express my opinion, and I keep up with major politics around the world, but people that are overly Democrat, or overly Republican piss me off. You know the ones, the ones who won't listen to the other sides argument, ever. I listen to both Liberal and Conservative sides of the story, and then decide for myself. The ones who just listen to Bill O'Reilly and agree with anything he says without thinking for themselves piss me off. Same with liberals who will NEVER listen to Bill O'Reilly and think anything he says is a sack of shit. Whatever, you get my point, ultra-one-sided political people suck.
*Note from Anger Central
We weren't sure where to put this, but fanatics seems like a good place. We'll
leave our political comments for the Blog...Or
not. ;)
FYI, we pretty much stopped watching O'Reilly after he refused to support
Michelle Malkin after Jerry Rivers all but threatened her.
I swear to God the last few times I got my hair cut at the barbers there was always someone in there raving about the 'Bama. I just wanted to punch him in his damn noggin. Too bad I couldn't.
Yes 'Bama is da Prez SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
I hate Twilight but this rants is more focused on the fan groups who worship this fucking overated book like it's their fucking bible than there's tthe shitty movie with the fantards deciding if their with Team Jacob or Team Edward well guess what NO ONE FUCKING CARES GET A FUCKING LIFE you retards Twilight sucks and these retards hate people who hate twilight well guess whatt we hate you to they even say they would kill a baby if they hate Twilight you lay one finger on a child and I will beat the fuck out of you so bad you will never see the sun again. Seriously it's because of morons like this is why we need to legalize Domestic Violence than you have those reatards who send Twilight vids on youtube to piss off the haters it just goes to show you this generation is full of retards I miss the 90's and Early 2000's you know fuck Twilight you want to see vampires watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Dracula because Twilight is carbage and should be wiped off the face of exsistance fangbrats grow up and find something else in your life to do other than thumbsdowning and saying shit you can't back up on youtube same thing goes for fantards of The Jonas Faggots Justin Beaver Face, Shane Dicksucker Emotard, and Fred because they too are also complete garbage and should be wiped off the face of Exsistance they have no talent and do nothing but piss of people who do have talent and you bratty fantards just never learn to take criticism you act like one bad thing is said and your whole world has ended seriously it's time to wake up and smell the Coffee, Twilight sucks there are people who don't like it so don't go all defensive instead you should be placed behind bars at a Zoo for your behavior you ungrateful idiots.
I am sick and fucking tired of all the fucking idiot Snap On fan boy rejects out there, especially the fucking pieces of shit on most of the internet forums that I frequent.
Doesn't matter if you're using a tool forum, a truck forum, motorcycle forum or DIY forum, anywhere you go where tools come up in discussion, there's always at least a handful of these fucking assholes who think that Snap On is God's gift to tools.
If you're a fan boy, the world revolves around Snap On. According to these fags, Snap On has never made a bad tools, nothing is made in China (despite the USA stamp being removed) and the tools are in no way overpriced. They will tell you that warranty service is totally easy and the tools are absolutely worth the rape prices they charge for them and that nobody, nobody, makes a better tool for the job than Snap On.
The truth, at least my take on it, is that these sad fuckers have spent so much money on Snap On that they are mentally incapable of questioning it, unable to comprehend that they've been rooked into buying mostly overpriced crap that is of marginal incremental value over other brands that cost much, much less. So, rather than admit anything of the sort, much less acknowledge it (even to themselves) they go ape shit and bash any other tools and defend Snap On as if someone had insulted their mother. After all, to admit that any other tools are nearly as good as Snap On would be to suggest that they've wasted their money on fanatical devotion to overpriced shit, which of course would make them look stupid.
Doesn't matter what the real thread topic is, if someone mentions anything negative about Snap On, these dipshits will chime in about how it's worth it if you use it everyday, it's worth it because of the warranty service, it's not made in China (even when it clearly is) and on and on. They make everything into a Snap On vs. The World debate, every single fucking time.
Listen assholes, we get that you like Snap On. We get that they make good tools. What people don't understand is why you have to be such fucking fanatical devotees and inject your Snap On FTW mentality in every single fucking thread on every single fucking message board.
I'm not trying to be a hater here. I own Snap On tools myself and I do love the pieces that I have. They are a premium, high quality tool and that's for sure. Much of what they make, at least of what I own, is the best you can get. Still, it doesn't warrant the kind of fanaticism that these pricks display. I mean for fuck's sake, grow up.
So please, if you're a braindead, rednecked asshole that posts on Internet forums about your Snap On tools and how fucking great they are, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. We get it, you like their stuff and would by a piece of shit if it had a Snap On logo. We understand that you're a drooling mouth breather that can't conceive of any other tool brand being close to Snap On. Good for you and your small mind, but please keep your ignorance and your arrogance to yourself. Fucking assholes like you are ruining forum after forum with your divisive fucking bickering and bashing of all brands not Snap On.
Fuck all you loudmouthed assholes. Instead of running your fucking mouth and ruining people's threads on forums, why don't you go plastic another Snap On decal on your truck or go give your dealer a blowjob. Better yet, why not bend over and let him service the account? I'm sure you'd get off on it just as much as he will.
guess what football fans and sports media;not everyone likes football.i know this is hard for some of you tank macnamara types and 6 pack fools to grasp.this is supposed to be a society based on freedom and tolerance of other peoples differences.yet what do i hear from some people?what,no patriots shirt? only losers are not invited to superbowl parties.you don"t like football;you must be gay. Let"s look a little closer here.reverse the logic.where"s your symphony hall shirt? it"s only $100.00 you must be a loser you were"nt invited to the cast party after the play.what you don"t like watching american pickers; you must be gay. and finally i do not care that tom brady uses a bidet.i do not need over a weeks media coverage of mostly blather.or excuses for players and coaches that cover up or commit crimes.it is in the end only a game.enjoy this sunday.
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