Bosshole

I was warned my boss was a backstabbing SOB before he became my boss, but I figured I could deal with him. I've been doing this same type of secretarial work for 15 years and I'm not letting ANYBODY run me out of here over BS. I'm angry because he really is a snake and while I haven't slipped enough to let him "bite" me in the 3 years he's been in this office.... MAN, this is TOO F*CKING MUCH TO DEAL WITH, LIKE EVERY D*MN DAY!! Every morning I get sick to my stomach at the prospect of coming in here. I HATE to just see him coming toward my desk and I feel like these folks in here don't like me anymore, even though some of my co-workers (whom I trust) tell me I'm cool with them, but I need to watch my back. I now have the distinct pleasure of working in a hostile work environment. I hate coming here now, and I take WAY too many days and get here when I f*ckin feel like it, WHY? Because I don't want to be here anymore!! I know, you will say, FIND A NEW JOB! But because he's a backstabbing A-HOLE, I'm having a hard time moving into another office to get away from him. AGH!! He'll smile in your face, tell you "I'm really trying to work with you" while he's RUINING your reputation with this corporation by talking about your sub-standard dependability on the job. THEN, he undermines you by saying he's trying to help you, but then broadcasts the reasons why you're late across the entire office and tells other co-workers you're having family problems. WHAT THE H*LL? What goes on with me and my family ought to be ONLY between me and my boss. I DO NOT NEED THAT KIND OF HELP!! D*MN!! And he doesn't do this to the other co-workers in my office who come in late, leave early, are off for family issues, or are well-known slackers!! The folks I work with ALWAYS have family issues or whatever going on, it wasn't a problem before. My last boss would handle you if you were messing off, but nobody else needed the details. It kept co-workers from being able to find a solid scapegoat in the office. Now, my co-workers here are STILL pretty much doing the same thing they've always done, falsifying their timesheets, taking ultra-long lunchbreaks, we even have one guy who masturbates at his desk, EW! It's just now I get to have ALL the f*cking attention and deal with these same folks saying crap to me like like "Oh, you know you're not doing anything", or "Now, don't have this sitting on your desk too long" or mess they would have never said or even thought about before had it not been for my boss saying sh*t and making me look an incompetent twit. I AM SO PISSED!! The only thing I know to do now is become SUPER-SECRETARY, stop being nice to folks, continue to try to get away from him and try to clean up my battered work-reputation. D*MN!!


T.M. 2

You are one the biggest pompous asses I have ever met. You are charming, social, a good manager, but emotionally detached and condescending. I've liked you for over a year since that time you lectured me at work and that time we hooked up at that party. Yeah I may be chubby but you are no BRAD PITT. How dare you be embarrassed to like me?! It kills me to know deep inside that you have feelings for me, and that I can make you happy, but your embarrassed of how I look. I complement you when your feeling stressed or sad and this is how you repay me. I'm tired of hating myself and feeling inadequate b/c of you. I can't wait til I find another job so I can quit you!


bitch boss 3

So I began working at this restaurant a while ago and the guy who owned it sold it to a young couple. The husband is a fucking douche lord who likes to fire people for retarded reasons- example being that he fired one of the top cooks simply because he had used his iPod one day when it was slow. He didn't even get a warning!! Another thing they both do is hire extremely dumb ass teenage girls to work the counters, that have no personality, experience, or brains. They also hire dumb fucks to make deliveries that smell of pot and body odor, and who prance around with their modded race cars thinking they can tell me what to do. ME- who works above them as a cook! Also the guy's wife- she's not even here legally! Does she think she can come over here and criticize me when she's not even here fucking legally? Show me your green card then maybe I'll listen. I've been here twenty seven more years than you have toots. On top of that she likes to make fun of you when you mess up math and freak out if you're not 110% happy when a customer comes in. ON TOP OF THAT! She doesn't even give me a break to smoke even when I work a ten hour shift! If I wasn't making good money from this job, I'd leave but I'm pretty sure I cant just walk into another place expecting 15$ an hour.


self-serving cunt 4

can you believe this asshole? his name is on the front door. he's got tens of millions of dollars, and he takes away 40% of my comp and makes his fucking friend a partner--when i've been with him from day one and done everything possible to help him make more fucking money, the ungrateful douchebag. then he stands in front of everyone and says his "team" is kicking our asses... when he gets to create as many new products for himself as possible, even though the rest of us aren't allowed to create even one!!! I'm not kidding. one more dis and i'm just not even going to resign. I'm going to just stop showing up. Everyone will say, wow, where's this guy? and i'll say fuck you. i don't fucking work for you anymore. i'm this close. i'm at the end of my fucking rope with my cunt wife and my cunt boss. one more word. just go ahead. make my fucking day, assholes. elf-serving cunt

rant: can you believe this asshole? his name is on the front door. he's got tens of millions of dollars, and he takes away 40% of my comp and makes his fucking friend a partner--when i've been with him from day one and done everything possible to help him make more fucking money, the ungrateful douchebag. then he stands in front of everyone and says his "team" is kicking our asses... when he gets to create as many new products for himself as possible, even though the rest of us aren't allowed to create even one!!! I'm not kidding. one more dis and i'm just not even going to resign. I'm going to just stop showing up. Everyone will say, wow, where's this guy? and i'll say fuck you. i don't fucking work for you anymore. i'm this close. i'm at the end of my fucking rope with my cunt wife and my cunt boss. one more word. just go ahead. make my fucking day, assholes.


Fucktard boss 5

More richly rewarding (hahahahahaha) boss rants to,come.....

Yeah I'm past the point of being,upset and,angry, you could call it "nope, don't give a fuck" mode. You see, it was only after having my schedule gutted that I commenced looking for another job, even though I'm CONSTANTLY being bitched at and having my work questioned etc.

Tonight what was there but a stale credit card charge. One id run but the boss was supposed to complete (but didn't) I pointed this out to her and you'd think id shot her dog and skullfucked her grandma. Yep, she went,loony tunes for 30 whole minutes. Trying desperately to pin the blame on me for her fuck up.

Well, little does she know that A. I submitted an application elsewhere B. I had an interview that went really well C. My criminal background, check was sterling. D. No rejection letter yet. The day I get a job offer will be the day I quit. I intend to be grown up about it despite my desire to be completely evil.

I did tell her "I am responsible for what I write, not for how someone else interprets it". Lol if I wanted to listen to her mouth id get a job at her dentists office.

By the way, please stop being dumb. Just doesn't serve you well.

P.S. I hear they press your face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


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