Asshole bosses

Bosshole

I was warned my boss was a backstabbing SOB before he became my boss, but I figured I could deal with him. I've been doing this same type of secretarial work for 15 years and I'm not letting ANYBODY run me out of here over BS. I'm angry because he really is a snake and while I haven't slipped enough to let him "bite" me in the 3 years he's been in this office.... MAN, this is TOO F*CKING MUCH TO DEAL WITH, LIKE EVERY D*MN DAY!! Every morning I get sick to my stomach at the prospect of coming in here. I HATE to just see him coming toward my desk and I feel like these folks in here don't like me anymore, even though some of my co-workers (whom I trust) tell me I'm cool with them, but I need to watch my back. I now have the distinct pleasure of working in a hostile work environment. I hate coming here now, and I take WAY too many days and get here when I f*ckin feel like it, WHY? Because I don't want to be here anymore!! I know, you will say, FIND A NEW JOB! But because he's a backstabbing A-HOLE, I'm having a hard time moving into another office to get away from him. AGH!! He'll smile in your face, tell you "I'm really trying to work with you" while he's RUINING your reputation with this corporation by talking about your sub-standard dependability on the job. THEN, he undermines you by saying he's trying to help you, but then broadcasts the reasons why you're late across the entire office and tells other co-workers you're having family problems. WHAT THE H*LL? What goes on with me and my family ought to be ONLY between me and my boss. I DO NOT NEED THAT KIND OF HELP!! D*MN!! And he doesn't do this to the other co-workers in my office who come in late, leave early, are off for family issues, or are well-known slackers!! The folks I work with ALWAYS have family issues or whatever going on, it wasn't a problem before. My last boss would handle you if you were messing off, but nobody else needed the details. It kept co-workers from being able to find a solid scapegoat in the office. Now, my co-workers here are STILL pretty much doing the same thing they've always done, falsifying their timesheets, taking ultra-long lunchbreaks, we even have one guy who masturbates at his desk, EW! It's just now I get to have ALL the f*cking attention and deal with these same folks saying crap to me like like "Oh, you know you're not doing anything", or "Now, don't have this sitting on your desk too long" or mess they would have never said or even thought about before had it not been for my boss saying sh*t and making me look an incompetent twit. I AM SO PISSED!! The only thing I know to do now is become SUPER-SECRETARY, stop being nice to folks, continue to try to get away from him and try to clean up my battered work-reputation. D*MN!!

T.M. 2

You are one the biggest pompous asses I have ever met. You are charming, social, a good manager, but emotionally detached and condescending. I've liked you for over a year since that time you lectured me at work and that time we hooked up at that party. Yeah I may be chubby but you are no BRAD PITT. How dare you be embarrassed to like me?! It kills me to know deep inside that you have feelings for me, and that I can make you happy, but your embarrassed of how I look. I complement you when your feeling stressed or sad and this is how you repay me. I'm tired of hating myself and feeling inadequate b/c of you. I can't wait til I find another job so I can quit you!